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Go Three Blocke And Turn To Your Left 过三个街区向左拐 1

You Will Have To Use A Pencil 你只好用铅笔了 4

Rain.No Play. 下雨。停赛。 6

The Best Way To Start Writing-From Left To Right 写作秘笈-从左往右写 8

The Doctor s Reply 医生的回答 10

What The Chickens Were Called Before They Were Born 鸡出生前叫什么 12

A Musical Ability 音乐天才 15

Throw Some Sand Over The Shadow 往阴影上撒沙子 17

Bear Hunting 捕熊 20

Press Our Bell With Your Shoulder 用肩膀按门铃 23

Emergency Incidents 紧急事件 25

None Of Them Come Again 他们都不再来了 27

Buying New Curtains 购买新窗帘 30

Visual Training 视力训练 32

Before The Trouble Starts 趁麻烦出现之前 34

Talking Him Out 尽量说服他 37

30 Years To Learn How 30年才学会 39

Mushroom And Umbrella 蘑菇和雨伞 41

Wit Can Gain A Breakfast 机智得早餐 43

Father s Things 父亲的东西 46

Henry Went To See The Doctor 亨利去看病 49

I Don t Need To Steal Any More 我不需要再偷了 52

Are You Still Willing To Take A Chance 你是否愿意机遇重现？ 54

Do You Konw My Work? 你知道我是干什么的吗？ 57

Dr.Swift And The Boy 斯威夫特博士与小厮 60

Mr.Jones Beautiful Hat 琼斯先生的漂亮帽子 63

The Latest Master 最新杰作 65

Watch Dog 看家狗 67

The Exasperated Ticket Agent 被激怒了的代售火车票的人 69

A Fallacious Argument 一场虚伪的辩论 72

Guess Who Sent Them 猜一猜谁送的 75

It Will Be A Miracle 这将会是一个奇迹 78

An Indirect Reply 一个间接的答复 81

An Unexpected Bill 一份出人意料的帐单 83

A True Man 一个实实在在的男人 86

A Better Dishwasher 一台更好的洗碗机 89

A Widow At Her Husband s Grave 在丈夫墓地的寡妇 92

A Wrong Number 错误的号码 94

A Piece Of Good Advice 一个好建议 97

A Victim of One s Own Cleverness 聪明反被聪明误 100

Prepared In A Hurry 仓促准备 102

Big John 大个子约翰 105

A Cunning Trick 一个诡计 107

A Mere Pose 一种姿态 109

A Good Idea 一个好主意 111

The Man From The Government 政府要人 114

Of Mutual Benefit 互惠 117

Unworthy Success 无价值的成功 119

Conversation 对话 121

A Family Secret 家族秘密 123

You Had Better Take Two Bullets With You 你最好带上两颗子弹 126

You Are Wanted 要的就是你 129

A Quiet Weekend 静悄悄的周末 132

Apirl Fool 四月愚人 136

A Welcome Stranger 受欢迎的陌生人 139

The Secret Of Success 成功的秘密 142

Throw This Man Out Into The Street 把这个男人扔到大街上去 145

You Will Be Very Lucky 你们将不胜荣幸 148

Before Delivering A Speech 在发表演说之前 150

I Put It On 我把它穿上 152

A Rich Father 有钱的父亲 155

Never Leave Your Keys In Your Car 千万不要把钥匙留在车里 157

Lucky Or Not 真的走运 160

A Girl Just Like Mother 和母亲一样的女孩 162

But The Chinese Did! 倒是中国人碰到了麻烦! 164

A Good-Bye Gift 告别礼物 166

Horrible Stories 恐怖故事 169

No Charge For The Luggage 行李不收费 171

Out They Go 滚出去 173

The Secret Of Success 成功之道 175

Too Late 太晚了 177

The Thing In Common 共同点 179

Imagination 想象力 181

Always Have To Stand 总是站着 183

See Dentist 拔牙 185

Only Men s Clothes In The Shop 只有男装 187

Second-Hand Clothes 二手衣服 189

Estimate 估算 192

Which Way? 哪个方向？ 194

I Can t 我不会 196

The Wrench 螺旋钳 199

Fractions 小数 201

Business Is Bad 生意不好 204

Time Is Enough 时间足够 207

The Dog That Can Speak 会说话的狗 210

An Unespected Gift 意外的礼物 213

100 Percent 百分之百 215

Who Is A Miser? 谁是吝啬鬼？ 217

Honesty 诚实 219

Hosband And Son 丈夫与儿子 221

At A Dry Cleaner s 在干洗店 223

Women Live Longer Than Men 女人活得长 225

15 Years Earlier 早15年 227

I Used To Be Like You 像你一样 229

The Excuse 借口 231

Heavier 更重些 233

She Understands 她明白 235

A Race 赛跑 237

The Bet 打赌 239

Not So Easy 并非易事 241

Not For Today 不是为今天 244

Honesty 诚实 246

The King And The Critic 国王与批评家 249

Wife And Dog 妻子与狗 251

Whom Do You Believe? 你信谁？ 253

Happiness 幸福 255

Not For A Fight 不为打架 257

Is Your Wife Home Now? 你妻子现在在家吗？ 259

A Bad Foot 坏脚 261

Only One Honest Way 诚实的惟一方式 264

Sometimes 有时 266

Save 节约 269

It s Not Our Fault 不是我们的错 272

Injection 注射 275

The Guide 向导 278

The Sight 视力 280

Two Jourmeys 两次旅行 283

The Second Choice 第二选择 285

A Special Card 特殊卡片 288

Do You Know? 你认识吗？ 291

Who Are You? 你是谁？ 294

Fine For Parking 停车的好地方 297

Dating Weight 约会体重 299

The Fifteenth 第十五个人 301

He Owes You $50 他欠你五十镑 304

Whom Is He Waiting For? 他在等谁？ 306

Goodbye Lady 再见“女士” 308

Aspirin Pills 阿斯匹林药片 311

An Over-speeding Motorist 超速驾驶者 313

A Gentleman And A Lady 绅士与淑女 315

A Singer 一个歌手 318

A Clever Lawyer 聪明的律师 320

Advice 忠告 322

The Poor Old Gentleman 可怜的老先生 324

A Way Of Losing Weight 减肥妙法 327

A Clever Dog 聪明的狗 330

What s The Difference? 区别在哪里？ 332

A Clever Driver “聪明”的驾驶员 334

Two First Times 两个第一次 336

The Magical Giasses 眼镜的妙用 338

Easy Rider 聪明的搭车者 340

My Uncle 我的叔叔 343

Took The Wrong Train 上错了火车 345

Get A Raise 加薪水 347

Ciass And Ass “班级”和“笨驴” 349

A Clever Commander 聪明的指挥官 351

An Artist And A Farmer 艺术家与农民 353

What Is A Traitor 什么叫叛徒 356

A Gossip 一位长舌妇 358

The Plumber 水管工 361