幽默笑话集锦 笑口常开 英汉对照PDF电子书下载

Tight Was Scotchman 1

小气的苏格兰人 1

Santa Claus 2

圣诞老人 2

Crooked Car Dealer 3

奸商 4

Trust No-One 5

不要相信任何人 6

Old Grouch 7

暴躁的丈夫 7

Corny Pun 8

双关语 8

Drunk Pilot 9

酒醉飞行 9

Fresh 10

表错情 11

Loused Up 12

糟蹋 12

Resurrection 13

复活 13

All Well,Ends Well 14

书挡 14

Good Catcher 15

最佳捕手 16

On Purpose 17

明知故犯 17

Overdoing It 18

反应过度 19

Brother-In-Law 20

小舅子 20

Obedient Husband 21

听话的丈夫 22

Once An Employee,Always An Employee 23

一日为雇员，终生为雇员 23

Dizzy Cook 24

昏头厨子 25

Morons 26

一群笨蛋 27

Elephant Joke 28

泰山与大象 29

Too Late 30

死鬼丈夫 30

Hard to Please 31

难以取悦 31

No Discrimination 32

一视同仁 32

Lousy Attorney 33

坏律师 33

True Scotchman 34

诚实的苏格兰人 34

From Frying Pan to Fire 35

逃小难陷大难 35

Oops 36

我的天！ 36

Truthful Waitress 37

老实的女服务员 37

Strangled 38

不可思议 39

Psychological Test 40

心理测验 41

Dirty Barber 42

肮脏的理发师 42

Corny 43

俏皮话 43

Insistent Moron 44

有耐心的傻蛋 44

Digs 45

讽刺 45

Considerate 46

体贴 46

You Can't Eat Your Cake and Have It,Too 47

鱼与熊掌不可兼得 47

Dirty Killer 48

肮脏的杀手 48

My Father Can Beat Your Father 49

谁的父亲伟大 49

Definitions:Capital and Labor 50

苦力与资本之别 50

Close Shave 51

刮脸奇谈 51

Waste of Time 52

浪费时间 53

Humane to Animals But Cruel to Humans 54

爱护动物，虐待丈夫 54

Who's Got the Buttons 55

按“钮” 55

Brainless Professor 56

没脑子的教授 57

Definition of College Teaching 58

教书的定义 58

Misunderstood 59

误解 59

Absent-Minded 60

漫不经心 60

Faker 61

虚有其表 61

I Call That Cold 62

真正的冷 62

Funny or Corny? 63

真真假假 63

Short and Sweet 64

简答 64

Stood His Ground 65

坚持己见 66

Polite or Rude? 67

礼貌还是粗鲁？ 67

Inconsiderate 68

考虑不周 68

Fat Slob 69

懒猪 70

Happy Birthday 71

生日快乐 71

You Can't Judge a Man by His Looks 72

人不可貌相 72

A Real Moron 73

真笨 73

Doesn't Know Which End Is Up 74

不知变通 74

Silly Conversation 75

傻子对话 75

Irish Always Win 76

永不服输的爱尔兰人 77

Good Reasons 78

好理由 78

Wife's Wishful Thinking 79

妻子的祈盼 80

To Forgive Is Divine 81

宽恕是神圣的 82

Sick About Perfect Health 83

生病真好 84

Smelly Joke 85

洋葱的气味 85

Merry-go-round 86

废话 86

Water,Water,Everywhere 87

泛滥成灾 87

Thoughtful Girlfriend 88

善解人意的女友 88

Quiet Shouter 89

安静的大叫者 89

Persistent 90

死要钱 90

Clever Answer 91

聪明的回答 91

Bad Yolk 92

坏蛋 93

Running Away Is the Best Policy 94

跑为上策 94

Moron's Logic 95

傻瓜的逻辑推理 95

Dizzy Reader 96

读得头晕 96

Fatso 97

胖子 97

Sticky Situation 98

胶着情况 98

Show-off 99

卖弄 99

Patriotic Chickens 100

爱国的母鸡们 101

Bookworm 102

书呆子 102

Stingy Moron 103

小气鬼 103

Definition of Widower 104

鳏夫的定义 104

Big Spender 105

大主顾 105

Horsing Around 106

胡闹 106

It's a Lot of Bull 107

牛群 107

Robbed Blind 108

戴眼镜的好处 108

Garbage Writing 109

垃圾作品 109

Braggers 110

吹牛 110

No Love Lost for Mothers-in-law 111

岳母之爱永不渝 111

Out of Sight 112

眼不见为净 112

Poor Mother-in-law 113

可怜的岳母 113

Familiarity Breeds Contempt 114

眼不见心不烦 114

Cleanness Freak 115

洁癖 115

Didn't Get A Charge Out of It 116

没钱就没电 116

It's in the Bag 117

袋中儿 117

Shrewd Businessman 118

机灵的生意人 119

Overcautious 120

过分小心 120

Wrong Place 121

地点错误 121

The Happy Tiger 122

快乐的老虎 122

Baby Talk 123

稚语 123

Truthful Answer 124

实话实说 124

Moron Goes to a Party 125

傻蛋与宴会 125

Nonchalant 126

漠不关心 126

Obedient Boy 127

乖小孩 127

Letter to Camp Counselor 128

致夏令营督导员的一封信 128

Not So Dumb Farmer 129

农夫并不笨 130

Aren't You Embarrassed? 131

你不会感到不好意思吗？ 132

A Dollar for Coffee 133

一元咖啡 134

Over Modest 135

太过端庄 136

Going Bankrupt 137

濒临破产 137

Ballet-Dancers 139

芭蕾舞者 139

Ancesters 140

祖先 140

What's Your Occupation? 141

你的职业是什么？ 142

Bedbugs 143

臭虫 144

Romance 145

浪漫 146

Dad's Funeral 147

爸爸的丧礼 148

Surprise Party 149

预想不到的意外聚会 149

Truth Is Stranger than Fiction 151

事实比虚构更奇怪 152

Don't You Agree? 154

你不同意吗？ 155

How True! 156

说得太对了 157

How About That 159

那个如何呢？ 160

Doctor's Handwriting 161

医生的亲笔字 161

What Is Sickness Good for 163

生病对谁有益 163

Tooth Care 165

牙齿的保健 166

Ringing in Ears 167

耳鸣 167

Operation Needed 168

必要手术 168

Mental Illness 169

精神病 169

Quack 170

庸医 170

Doctor's Hour 171

医生的时间 171

Overheard 172

无意中听到 172

Sure Cure 173

正确的治疗 174

Quack 175

庸医 175

You Can't Win 177

你不能赢 177

Doctor's Advice 178

医生的劝告 178

Another Golf Gag 179

高尔夫幽默 179

Driving 180

开车 181

CB 182

通讯接收器 183

Confession 184

自白 185

What Cold Cream Good for 186

洁面乳有何用处 187

Be Quiet 188

安静 188

How to Be a Millionaire 189

如何成为一个大富翁 189

Conceited 190

自负 190

Boring Speaker 191

无聊的演说者 191

American Know-how 192

美国人的技术知识 192

Full Mirror 194

大镜子 195

Hog Calling 196

唤猪 197

Funeral for Mother-in-law 198

丈母娘的葬礼 199

Beauty Parlor 200

美容院 201

Neophite Golfer 202

初学者 202

This Is A Football 203

这是个足球 204

My Wife Is Tired of Me 205

我的太太讨厌我了 205

Just Calm Down 206

平静下来 207

Playpen 208

护栏 208

Hypochondriac 209

忧郁症 210

He Was Right Finally 211

他是对的 212

Try and Try Again 213

再试一下 213

Tired 214

疲倦 215

Nervous 216

紧张 216

Desperate 217

绝望 218

Just For The Kicks 219

只因一踢 219

Honest Answer 220

诚实的回答 221

Risky 222

冒险 223

When in Trouble,Pray 224

遇到危险就祷告 225

Fast Thinker 226

反应灵敏 226

I Know How to Pray 228

我知道如何祷告 228

No Way Out 229

无路可逃 229

Go to Church of Your Choice 231

到你选择的教堂去 232

Easy Way out 233

捷径 234

Compliment 235

赞美 236

You Can't Please Everybody 237

很难讨好每个人 238

Clever Mother 239

聪明的母亲 240

Good Pupil 241

好学生 241

Optimist Vs Pessimist 242

乐观者与悲观者 242

What Time Is It? 244

几点 244

Woman Driver 246

女司机 246

Discipline 247

纪律 247

Frog Impressions 248

模仿青蛙 248

Customer's Complaint 249

顾客抱怨 249

Outrageous 250

大发雷霆 251

What Happened to the Pie 252

“派”到哪里去了？ 252

Computer 253

电脑 253

High Prices 254

高价 255

Sour Notes 256

荒腔走板 257

Salesman Turned Cop 258

推销员做警察 259

The Ungrateful Panhandler 260

不知恩的乞丐 261

Short Sermons 262

简短的讲道词 262

Lousy Painting 263

令人作呕的画 263

Golfer Or Lawyer? 264

高尔夫球选手或是律师 264

It Makes You Ten Years Younger 265

它使你年轻10岁 265

Do Not Take Chances 266

不要碰运气 266

Going to a Funeral 267

参加丧礼 268

Jet Age 269

喷射机时代 269

You Ain't Seen Me Saw It 270

你没看见我早瞧见它了 270

No CheaP Imitation 272

不容易的模仿 273

Salesman Vs Operator 274

推销员与操作员 275

Replacement 276

赔偿 277

Door to Door Salesman 278

挨家挨户的推销员 279

Miss Clean 280

爱干净的小姐 280

Clean Millionaire 281

爱干净的亿万富翁 281

Advertizing 282

广告 283

Advertizing Is Expensive 284

广告费是昂贵的 284

Sleep in Peace 285

安然入睡 286

Lazy Christian 287

懒惰的基督徒 288

Shrewd Pet Salesman 289

聪明的宠物推销员 290

Fast Salesman 291

能干的推销员 291

Illiterate Canine 293

不识字的小狗 294

The Best Advice 295

最佳忠告 295