当前位置:首页 > 文学
英语幽默笑话精粹
英语幽默笑话精粹

英语幽默笑话精粹PDF电子书下载

文学

  • 电子书积分:8 积分如何计算积分?
  • 作 者:张帆编注
  • 出 版 社:北京:中国对外经济贸易出版社
  • 出版年份:2000
  • ISBN:7800048381
  • 页数:131 页
图书介绍:
上一篇:鸳鸯茶下一篇:我是一只羔羊
《英语幽默笑话精粹》目录

1.Done Enough 1

2.Experience and Money 1

3.He Is a Clever Speaker 1

4.Jimmy Is Your Only Child 2

5.What's Her Husband Doing? 2

6.Good News and Bad News 3

7.Who Are Crooks? 3

8.Five Hundred Times 4

9.Who Is a Dumbbell? 4

10.Bring Me One of the Winners 4

11.Big Hands 5

12.You Are Too Thin 5

13.Your Coat Is on Fire 5

14.I'm the Driver 6

15.Goethe's Tolerance 6

16.My Warship Is Your Wife 6

17.An Ugly Woman 7

18.A Silly Father 7

19.Sand and Fur Coat 7

20.Coincidence 8

21.Never Flatter 8

22.He Swore to Die 9

23.A Newly Established Lawyer 9

24.Bravest of the Brave 9

25.The New Maid 10

26.Banker's Woes 11

27.Police Story 12

28.The Big Wave 12

29.Unbreakable Comb 13

30.Washington's Wisdom 13

31.'Has He Got Any Money?' 14

32.Beautiful Girl 15

33.Clever Soldier 16

34.Traffic Light 16

35.Not Knowing Her Well 17

36.The Naughty Boy 17

37.The Stolen Car 18

38.Hamburger Meat 19

39.The Puzzled Sailor 19

40.I Could Do It Slower 20

41.I'll Go There Myself 20

42.Rope or Ox? 21

43.Thin Walls 21

44.Are They Worn Out? 22

45.No Problem 22

46.Is Mrs Smith Clever? 22

47.Are You Jack? 23

48.Is He Dying? 23

49.Quality of a Musician 23

50.Military Exercise 24

51.On Fire 24

52.In Line 25

53.Churchill and Bernard Shaw 25

54.This Is Our Row 26

55.Two Pieces of Cake 26

56.He Is Really Very Forgetful 26

57.Who Is a Pig? 27

58.Stonebreaker 27

59.False Story 28

60.A Pound 28

61.Ditto 29

62.Contented Married Life 30

63.Who Pushed Me in 30

64.Liar 31

65.Angry Wife 32

66.Wrong Card 32

67.Girlfriend 33

68.Ashamed Soldier 34

69.Second Wife 34

70.The Watermelon 35

71.Christmas Cards 36

72.The Bad News and the Terrible News 36

73.A New Employee 36

74.Nest and Hair 37

75.A Wild Guess 37

76.Only One Eye to Settle on 38

77.A Short Holiday 38

78.You May Select 39

79.Whose Son Is the Greatest 40

80.Caretaker 40

81.Lost Roses 41

82.Secretary 41

83.Fire 42

84.Terrible Singer 43

85.Hobby 44

86.I Have Spent It All! 45

87.Peasant and Landlord 46

88.It's Unfair! 46

89.A Poor Memory 47

90.How Much Is It? 47

91.Clean Glass 48

92.Bad Pupil 49

93.Talking on the Telephone 49

94.For Love or for Money 50

95.An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle 50

96.Honesty 51

97.The Clever Servant 52

98.A Rich Father 53

99.The Definition of Happiness 54

100.A Riddle 54

101.Parking a Car 55

102.The Owner 56

103.Looking Like a Monkey 56

104.First Flight 57

105.Fixing a Vacuum Cleaner 58

106.Three Boasters and a Bear 58

107.Mr.Jones and Mr.Smith 59

108.The Easiest Question in the World 59

109.Two Good Lies 60

110.The Perfect Pearl 60

111.An Artist & a Farmer 62

112.Gratefulness 62

113.The Blackboard 63

114.Dissatisfied Patient 63

115.Anyone Can Do That 64

116.The Day That You're Inaugurated 65

117.The Cabdriver and the Preacher 65

118.The Difference Between"Anger"and "Exasperation" 66

119.Remember the Lines 67

120.A Tightwad 67

121.Art Theft in Paris 68

122.Elephant Nuts 68

123.Fear of Friars 69

124.Buried Treasure 70

125.Rope Joke 71

126.Twins 71

127.Cotton 72

128.The Hounds of Munich! 73

129.Miner Groaner 74

130.The Astronaut Pen 74

131.MIT 1,HARV ARD 0 75

132.Connection Problems? 76

133.Trouble With Radar 76

134.Hey!You Sunk My Battleship 77

135.Hypnotic Freedom 78

136.Gorilla Who Was Critical of the Mayor Has Died 78

137.Decoy 79

138.Einstein Stories 80

139.Fencing Sheep 81

140.At the Races 82

141.Armed Services 83

142.Law Enforcement 83

143.Funny Statues 84

144.Balls 85

145.We're Lost! 86

146.Never Felt Better 87

147.Chainsaw 88

148.Last Wish 89

149.We've All Got to Make a Living 89

150.Bat Problem 90

151.Bear with Religion 91

152.Rocks 91

153.Just Married 92

154.The Gift 93

155.The"Lighter"Side of Marriage 94

156.Albert Einstein's Sayings 95

157.Winston Churchill Quotes 96

158.Airplane Politics 97

159.Clinton's Clock 98

160.Who Do You Vote for? 98

161.Brain Transplant 99

162.Tragedy 100

163.Squeezing Lemons 101

164.Communist vs. Capitalist 102

165.A Lesson in Politics 103

166.Environmentalist vs. God 104

167.Job Interview 106

168.Proper Fits 106

169.What It Takes to be a Boss 107

170.Ultimate Rejection Letter 108

171.What Am I? 109

172.Signs That You Are No Longer a Kid 110

173.Brainless Law 112

174.The Young Attorney 112

175.Cheerios 113

176.The Truth about Thanksgiving 114

177.The Golden Saloon 115

178.Bar Tender Joke 116

179.Bill Gates Dies 117

180.Monkeys 118

181.Signs of Computer Addiction 119

182.Miniaturized Communication 121

183.Things You Learn While Playing Computer Games 122

184.Excerpts from a Cat's Diary 123

185.A Man,A Woman,And A Cat 124

186.Parrots 125

187.The Flagpole 126

188.Speed Bike 127

189.Speed Limit 128

190.Two Blind Pilots 129

191.Pope in New York 130

返回顶部