《外国幽默小品一百篇》PDF下载

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  • 作  者:蒋自新,刘意青选译
  • 出 版 社:中国对外翻译出版公司;商务印书馆(香港)有限公司
  • 出版年份:1996
  • ISBN:7500104014
  • 页数:205 页
图书介绍:

“一百丛书”总序 1

前言 1

1 A New Super jet Airliner 说着就失灵! 2

2 The Difference Between a Diplomal and a Lady 外交家与淑女 4

3 An Expensive Shoe Store 不实用的时髦 6

4 Salesman and His Boss 不用兑现的支票 8

5 American Tourist and His English Guide 美国游客和英国导游 10

6 Why She Did Not Talk 不说为妙 12

7 No Danger of Dissolving 谅你舍不得 14

8 The Best Doctor in Town 果然神医 16

9 Impudent Questions 无礼的“关怀” 18

10 Big Talk 当牧师最赚钱 20

11 International Marriages 情倾美元 22

12 Awkward Situation 躲不了的尴尬 24

13 On the Trail of the Sixth 至少冤枉五个 26

14 The Place Is Full of Mothers 妈妈太多 28

15 A Forced Confession 草包逼供草包 30

16 Deduction 临危不乱 34

17 Telling the Trutb 正想你走 36

18 Arithmetic Lesson 人尽其才 38

19 A Great System 浴缸里的精品 40

20 Only One Instance 傻瓜来信 42

21 Appropriate 伤心话的妙用 44

22 Grand Prize Contest 青出于蓝 46

23 Two Champions 高手过招 48

24 It Made No Difference 照例不满意 50

25 Five Dollars Consequence 细水长流 52

26 Magic Power 忠于元首的德国牛 54

27 Balzac As Handwriting Expert 手迹专家巴尔扎克 56

28 Bulletin s New Use 上不了天堂 58

29 Courteous Retort 礼貌的反击 60

30 Wasted Kindness 孺子不可教 62

31 “Skip a Day” 跳过一天 64

32 Intimate Question 急智解困 66

33 Legai Advice 法律咨询费 68

34 Man Outside 偷情何其多! 70

35 Marvelous Idea 委员会的作用 72

36 Tit for Tat 不如死掉 74

37 Two Sailors and a Boy 自取其辱 76

38 Volcanie Island 大话说尽 78

39 Why Was She Angry? 犯女人大忌 80

40 Critic s Preference 宁做阶下囚 82

41 Vain Attempt 摸错门 84

42 Bellboy 只作见证 86

43 Bad Memories 坏记性 88

44 Broken Vase 功亏一篑 90

45 Congratulations 恭喜升天 94

46 Crushing Blow 无情的戏迷 96

47 Expensive Breakfast 机会难逢 98

48 Honesty 想象力的妙用 100

49 Instant Ad 即时广告 102

50 An Excuse for Baldness 秃得有理 104

51 Barber s Wife 剃刀锋冷 106

52 Dead Drunk 醉者无忌 108

53 “Don t Walk” 请坐汽车代步 110

54 “Say Our Rather Than My…” 被冤屈同床 112

55 “Having Money for the First Time” 钱作怪 114

56 Impossible to Obcy 实难照办 116

57 Nceded More Than One Donkey 幸亏多一头驴子 118

58 Only Two Cigars 主妇厨艺太差 120

59 She Wanted a Present 日式的厚礼 122

60 Uncommon Humanity 人道新义 124

61 Compassion 尚在苦海 126

62 No News 错过大新闻 128

63 A Substitute 蜜月替身 130

64 The Same Service 人狗易位 132

65 A Henpccked Husband 是耗子倒好了 134

66 A Small Urchin 好戏在后头 136

67 A Small Scout 三步也迈不动了 138

68 “Play It on Your Age” 少报年龄的后果 140

69 Skin and IIair 彼此彼此 142

70 “You re Too Tall!” 身与价俱高 144

71 The Best Advice 走为上着 146

72 “Where Did They Get the Money?” 另有所疑 148

73 She Wanted a Bargain 坚持讲价的聋老太太 150

74 Shy Woman 羞于不裸 152

75 Slip of the Tongue 还是说错了 154

76 Boy and Cake 先己后人 156

77 Clever Insurance Seller “聪明的”保险推销员 158

78 Liberty in Darkness 黑暗与自由 160

79 Misunderstanding 老处女惊魂 162

80 Motive and Action 假慷慨 164

81 Sympathy Not Felt 孺子无知 166

82 Wasted Sweetness 徒劳的拉票 168

83 What They Wanted 各有所需 170

84 Mark Twain in France 已经照办了 172

85 Short Composition 写“真” 174

86 Rather Late 太迟了 176

87 Not Included 恕不奉送 178

88 Nuisance Call 弄巧反拙 180

89 No Place for a Kiss 无脸可亲 182

90 Doctor s Advice 一一照办 184

91 Paying the American Way 美式付款 186

92 Select School “兄弟”情人 188

93 The Right Charge 喊痛的代价 190

94 God s Will Must Be Done 公平的上帝 192

95 The Transference Proved Effective 转让头痛 194

96 Why Crying? 为没有绞死你而哭 196

97 The Fish Market Has No Sign 鱼腥胜招牌 198

98 Your Cncle Ezra 来历不明的叔叔 200

99 A Handsome Legacy 早知就不用费心 202

100 Heroic Littledale 痛苦的急智 204