An Awkward Situation 窘境 1
The Death Day Of The Cruel King 暴君的死期 3
One Cigar A Day 一天只吸一支烟 5
Enioy Your Vegetables 请享用您的蔬菜 8
We Will Catch The Fourth 我们将抓到第4个 11
I Am Twice Eighteen 我今年两个18岁 14
How Could An Unarmed Man Trick An Enemy “空手诱敌”训练 16
Everything Is Free 免费商品 19
Meals Are Included In The Money For The Ticket 船票含餐费 22
I Won t Be Operated On By The Butcher 我不要杀猪的给我做手术 25
Te Friend s Suitcase 朋友的箱子 28
A Life For A Life 以“命”抵命 30
How To Get The Chewing Gum Out Of My Ears? 怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里取出来呢？ 33
Mr And Mrs Genuine Leather 真皮先生、真皮太太 35
Just Babies 出生时都是婴儿 37
Delicious 味道好极了 39
Dogs Must Be Carried 必须抱住狗 41
A Guitar Playing Boy 弹吉他的男孩 43
That s The Lift 这是电梯 45
Why Didn t You Go With Him 你为什么不跟他一起去 47
Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题 49
Extremely Hard Luck 你真是倒霉透了 51
My Wife Doesn t Lay Eggs 我妻子又不会生蛋 53
The New Baby 新生儿 56
Why The Sailor Left? 水手为什么离去？ 59
The Indian Who Could Foretell The Weather 预报天气的印第安人 61
Answer The Phone 接电话 64
I Always Win 我总是胜者 67
A Mysterious Letter 一封神秘的信 70
A Birthday Present 生日礼物 73
My New Clubs 我的新高尔夫球棒 75
Mom Doesn t Need Make Up 妈妈不必化妆 77
The Dog In The Right Car 狗上对了车 80
Are You Still Looking For The Place? 你一直还在找那个地方吗？ 82
A Quick Witted Soldier 一个机警聪明的士兵 85
Harley Said Sorry 哈利“道歉” 88
Tell Me When We Get There 到站时，请叫我 91
I Want To Get Out 我要出去 93
Give Me Both,Please 请把两块儿都给我 95
How Much Is It? 多少钱？ 98
Where Am I? 我在哪儿呢？ 101
A Cure For A Headache 头痛良药 104
You Have Played Before,Have You? 你以前竞然打过球？ 106
We Got A New Captain 我们换了一个新机长 109
Who Do You Want To Speak To? 你想找哪一位讲话？ 112
Do You Dance? 你跳舞吗？ 115
Does It Make You Want To Have A Kiss? 此情此景不令你想得到一个吻吗？ 118
A Snake Skin 一张蛇皮 121
A Pharmacist Can Always Read Doctor s letters 药剂师总是会读懂医生信件的 123
How Did You Know He Was A Bandit? 你怎么知道他是个强盗？ 125
Mending The Doorbell 修理门铃 127
Nothing Gained 一无所获 129
A Supposed Wise Young Man 一个想像中的聪明年轻男子 132
A Valuable Box 一个值钱的箱子 135
An Elephant s Chair 大象的椅子 138
Painting A Picture 画肖像 141
An Unexpected Guest 不速之客 143
Sexism 性别歧视 145
Feel Let Down 空欢喜 148
Misunderstanding 误解 151
Difficult To Cater All Tastes 众口难调 154
A Delayed Letter 一封迟到的信 157
It Is Terribly Noisy Down There 楼下吵死人了 160
Both,Your Majesty 都糊涂，尊敬的陛下 163
Why He Was Unlucky In Love 为什么他在恋爱中运气不佳 166
The Wedding Dress 结婚礼服 169
I Wont t Let You In! 我就不让你进来了! 173
The Thief Didn t Steel The Jewellery 窃贼不偷珠宝 176
Simon Liked Fishing Very Much 爱钓鱼的西蒙 178
A London Fog 伦敦大雾 181
Pouring With Rain 倾盆大雨 184
Both Jumped 双双跳了下去 186
A Rare Pistol 稀有的手枪 188
I Just Want To Make Sure 确定 190
The Bait 诱铒 192
A Tiger 老虎 194
Being In Bank Or Zoo 银行还是动物园 196
What Were You Teaching? 你教什么？ 198
Neither Do I 我也不会 201
The Captain 船长 204
It s Not Necessary 没必要 206
Doctor Or Musician? 医生还是音乐家？ 209
A Trick 计谋 211
Amputation 截肢 213
A Parrot 鹦鹉 215
Father Or Mother 父还是母 217
The Man Running After The Bus 追车人 219
Churchill And His Speech 丘吉尔及其演讲 221
How Do You Know 你怎么知道 223
Sale 减价 225
Good Business 好生意 228
Drowning 我快被淹死了 231
Resemblance 相像 233
Looking After Instead Of You 替你看着 236
I Want To Lock The Gate 我要锁大门 238
It s On The Table 它就在桌子上 241
Beware Of Dog! 当心这只狗! 243
Pig 猪 245
A Prize 奖金 247
Sucessfully Or Unsuccessfully? 胜任还是不胜任？ 249
The Person Who Died Was Wrong 是死的人错了 251
A Day s Outing 钓鱼 253
Dating For Mother 为母亲约会 255
Don t Come Back 永远别再回来 257
A Sympathetic Landlord 极富同情心的房东 259
A Twins 一对双胞胎 261
What Was It She Wanted? 她想要什么？ 264
A Truck Driver 一个卡车司机 266
Running The Wrong Way 跑错了方向 268
I m His Second Wife 我就是他的第二个妻子 270
May I Have Your Chair? 我可以坐你的椅子吗？ 272
I Groom(饲养，修饰) Horses 我给马梳理毛发 274
Free Ticket 免费戏票 276