动物幽默Animal Humor 1
Cat and Mice猫和老鼠 2
The Value of a Second Language第二种语言的价值 3
A Smart Horse聪明的马 4
Catching a Mouse捕鼠记 5
Talking Parrot会说话的鹦鹉 6
The Crab and His Mother螃蟹和妈妈 7
The Centipede Housekeeper蜈蚣管家 8
Two Skunks两只臭鼬 10
校园幽默School Humor 11
Outside and Inside外面与里面 12
A Silly Professor愚蠢的教授 12
The Tooth Fairy牙齿精灵 13
I'm Glad我真高兴 14
Two Jobs两份工作 15
Where Do You Have Trouble你哪里不舒服 16
Where Is the Egg鸡蛋在哪里 17
The Plural of Tomato番茄的复数 17
Discover and Invent发现与发明 18
Prepare Yourself自己做好准备 18
A Faithful Pupil忠实的小学生 19
Go to the Dictionary查字典 20
You Get Zero你得了零分 20
Here Is Another这是另一只手 21
A Short Composition一篇短文 22
Stupid,Stand Up愚蠢的人，站起来 23
The Same Mother同一个妈妈 24
Cleaning Knives清理刀子 25
He Will Beat Me他会揍我的 26
When to Write什么时候写信 26
Beer啤酒 27
Letters from Sons儿子的来信 27
Absent-minded Professor心不在焉的教授 28
Psychological Test心理学测试 29
Two Important Qualities as a Doctor做医生的两个重要条件 30
A Dollar per Point一分一块钱 31
A Professor and His Students教授和他的学生 32
恋爱、婚姻幽默Love and Marriage Humor 33
Hard to Please Both众口难调 34
My First Big Date第一次重要约会 35
Date约会 36
You Are Wrong你错了 37
Why Was She Angry她为什么生气 38
Contributions of Wife妻子的功劳 39
Who Left Me a Fortune是谁留下财产给我 39
The Same Service同样的服务 40
Modern Life现代生活 41
Good News and Bad News好消息和坏消息 42
Who Were the Other Two另外两个人是谁 43
Career-oriented Marriage事业型婚姻 44
The Power of Picture照片的力量 45
Wake-up Service叫醒服务 46
I Have Turned It Over我已经翻过来了 47
It's Not a Picture那不是画像 48
I Don't Know Her我还不认识她呢 48
The Opposite Result相反的结果 49
Your Horse Called你的马打电话了 50
An Angry Wife's Prayer发怒妻子的祈祷 51
Inviting a Friend for Dinner请朋友吃饭 52
家庭幽默Family Humor 53
At a Loss迷惑 54
Which Woman哪个女人 55
A Silly Husband愚蠢的丈夫 56
He Said Nothing他什么都没说 57
I Taught the Teacher我教老师 57
The New Baby新生婴儿 58
Things Have Been Okay一切都正常 59
Final Requests最后的请求 60
Lucky Mother幸运的母亲 61
Keep the Change零钱不用找了 62
Imitation模仿 63
Bedtime Prayers睡前祷告词 64
I Want Two Cookies我想要两个小甜饼 65
The Wheels First先吃车轮 65
Are They Sleeping它们睡着了吗 66
His Fault他的错 66
Teeth and Chocolates牙齿和巧克力 67
Two Cakes两块蛋糕 67
Why Is He Crying他哭什么 68
A Good Boy好孩子 69
Who Is the Most Obedient谁最听话 70
Keep Feeding Him Nickels接着给他吃五分的镍币 71
She Ate All My Bait她把我所有的鱼饵都吃掉了 72
Politeness礼貌 73
I'll Learn the Latter Half我学后半部分 74
She Didn't Say Anything她什么也没说 75
Tom and His Mother汤姆和妈妈 76
Is There a Crib in Your Stomach你的肚子里有个小床吗 77
Mother and Son母亲和儿子 78
儿童幽默Children Humor 79
A Clever Boy机灵的男孩 80
A Problem in Arithmetic一个算术问题 81
A Poor Poet可怜的诗人 83
I Am My Father我是我爸爸 83
Wanted Criminals通缉犯 84
Is Tom Right汤姆说对了吗 85
An Opposite Example反面例子 86
Go to the North Pole去北极 87
Thank You,God感谢上帝 88
Mind My Mom听妈妈的话 89
Now We Run现在我们跑吧 90
A Policeman and a Lost Child警察与走丢的孩子 91
That's Why原来如此 93
Fire and Hot Water火和热水 94
A Clever Boy聪明的男孩 95
I Saw Father Get It Out我爸爸把它弄出来的 96
老人幽默Old People Humor 97
Sharing Everything分享所有 98
Selling a Ladder卖梯子 99
Why Not Stay in the Hole怎么不呆在洞里呢 100
A New Son一个新儿子 101
A Polite Boy有礼貌的男孩 101
An Old Joke老笑话 102
Meeting见面 103
A Nail or a Fly钉子还是苍蝇 104
Our Tails我们的尾巴 105
A Secret of Long Life长寿的秘密 106
医院幽默Hospital Humor 107
Two Hearts Beating两颗心脏在跳动 108
A Hundred Per Cent百分之百 108
A Pediatric Intern儿科实习医生 109
The Doctor's Advice医嘱 110
Sleeping Pills安眠药 111
Bouncing Up and Down跳上跳下 112
The Name名字 112
Let Me Have It让我拿走吧 113
I Can't See我看不见 114
Is He a Good Doctor他是个好医生吗 115
I Didn't Need It Then那时候我不需要它 116
旅行幽默Travel Humor 117
On a Bus公交车上 118
At a Border Station在边境车站 119
A Good Lesson痛心的教训 120
Welcome to Come Back欢迎回来 121
All Languages Spoken所有语言都通用 121
I'll See to the Rest其余的事交给我 122
A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅 123
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea士兵的妙计 124
A Bad Impression坏印象 126
The Bellboy旅馆侍者 127
Economy Wasted无谓的节约 128
Is He a Good Guide他是个好导游吗 130
Rather Late太晚了 131
I Must Find It我必须找到它 132
广告、购物幽默Advertisement and Shopping Humor 133
A Girl Not Included女孩不包括在内 134
Midway Tactics中间战术 135
The Effect of Advertisement广告的效果 136
Silence Is Gold沉默是金 137
I'll Take the Other One我买另一个 139
Three Whistles三声口哨 139
The Lost Purse丢失的钱包 140
Early Shopping购物过早 141
Let's Have a Try试一下 142
What Do You Need Most你最需要什么 142
工作幽默Work Humor 143
The Last Warning最后的警告 144
The Plumber Is Late水管工人迟到了 144
Only Once只有一次 145
Too Much太浓了 146
You Are the Fifth你是第五条 147
A Smuggler走私犯 149
I Am a Barber我是个理发师 151
Telemarketer电话推销员 151
Part-time Job兼职工作 152
How Did You Ever Get Here你是怎样来的 153
Why Was He Fired为什么被炒鱿鱼 154
Psychiatrist's Secretary精神病学家的秘书 155
Is Your Wife at Home Now你妻子现在在家吗 156
Expensive Advice昂贵的建议 157
Do You Know My Work你知道我是干什么的吗 158
宗教幽默Religious Humor 159
A Mistake搞错了 160
The Clock时钟 161
St.Peter's Question圣彼得的问题 162
Wait a Minute等一分钟 163
I'm Going to Have a Wife我想我要有妻子了 164
Easy Dozer瞌睡虫 165
God Take a Holiday上帝去度假 166
View the Painting看画 167
In the Confession Box在忏悔间 168
Draw a Picture画画 169
Who Is God谁是上帝 170
A Case of Mistaken Identity认错人 171
A Theory of Creation创世论 172
Now,That Reminds Me现在，我想起来了 174
A Plausible Explanation似是而非的解释 175
The Sin of Lying说谎的罪恶 176
A Sure Cure灵丹妙药 177
He Can Have My Place他可以坐我的位子 178
朋友、邻居幽默Friends and Neighbors Humor 179
It Is Out Too它也出去了 180
When a Tiger Comes老虎来了 181
American Way of Life美国式生活 182
I Shot Them All我把它们全打死了 183
Sand and Fur Coat沙子和皮大衣 183
Tom Saw a Tiger汤姆看到一只老虎 184
It's Not That那倒不是 185
I Happened to Be Inside the Coat我恰好也在大衣里面 185
Two Angry Neighbors两个愤怒的邻居 186
餐馆、酒吧幽默Restaurant and Bar Humor 187
A Friend of the Duck鸭子的朋友 188
Make an Order点餐 189
It's Beef是牛肉 190
No News Is Good News没有消息才是好消息 191
Optical Illusion幻觉 192
Wings翅膀 193
An Unfortunate Pirate倒霉的海盗 194
This Devil Walked into a Bar恶魔进酒吧 196
武术幽默Martial Arts Humor 197
Volunteer志愿者 198
Savage Kills Family Pet野蛮人杀死家养宠物 199
Fire火 200
I'll Flip You我把你摔倒吧 202
金发女郎幽默Blonde Humor 203
You're Next下一个就是你 204
Are You Going to Dance你要去跳舞吗 205
Just a Minute就一会儿 205
Blind Policeman瞎子警察 206
That Is Not a TV那不是电视 207
Can't You See I'm Winning没看到我一直赢呢 208
警察幽默Police Humor 209
The Difference Between Morning明天与今晚的不同 210
An Excuse理由 211
Recruit妇女当警察 213
You're Under Arrest你被捕了 214
I Was at the Top of the Pole我就在电线杆上 216
A Plea求助 217
Radar Trap雷达测速仪 218
Don't You Guys Use German Shepherds Anymore你们难道不再用德国牧羊犬了 220
飞行幽默Flying Humor 221
My First and My Last第一次与最后一次 222
A Big Meeting重要会议 224
Keep Quiet保持安静 225
Female Pilot女飞行员 226
First Flight第一次坐飞机 227
The Security of Flying飞行安全 228
Flight Light轻装旅行 229
One Engine Left只剩一个引擎 230
作家、艺术家幽默Writer and Artist Humor 231
Goethe's Tolerance歌德的宽容 232
Not to Be Taken Out概不外借 233
Balzac as a Handwriting Expert巴尔扎克——手迹研究专家 234
Beat It走开 235
The Painter and the Banker画家和银行家 236
Star-struck追星 237
Coincidence纯属巧合 238
The Doctor Lives Downstairs医生住在楼下 239
Who Are They他们是谁 240
Clarinets Are Okay竖笛没关系 241
银行、保险幽默Bank and Insurance Humor 243
Drawing Money取钱 244
You Have to Move你得搬家 245
Special Date特别的约会 246
At FIRST在最初之时 247
As You'd Sign a Letter就像在信上签名一样 247
They Are Directly from America它们直接来自美国 248
If My Car Knows如果车子知道 249
Your Money or Your Life要钱还是要命 250
Come on—It's Me快点，是我 251
The Way to Get a Loan贷款的方法 251
Cancel the Policy取消保险 252
富人、穷人幽默Rich Men andPoor Men Humor 253
I Painted the Vase我把花瓶漆了 254
Millionaire百万富翁 255
Poor Man穷人 255
The Dumb Beggar哑巴乞丐 256
The Secret of Success成功秘诀 257
Just the Opposite正好相反 258
墓地幽默Cemetery Humor 259
It's Unfair真不公平 260
Correcting My Name纠正名字 261
Three People in One Grave三人同墓 262
He Is Really Somebody他真是个要人 262
Why Did You Have to Die你为什么要死呢 263
Where Is Your Wife你妻子去哪了 264