1.A Check Given to a Dead 冥国支票 1
2.A Russian Baby Will Speak Russian 俄国小孩天生说俄语 5
3.The Sun Wouldn t Be Hot at Night 晚上的太阳不热 7
4.A Message to the Moon 带到月球的口信 9
5.A Wonderful Medicine for Hearing Problem 治听力障碍的良药 12
6.The Secret of Success 成功的秘诀 14
7.Brave Volunteer Firemen 逼上梁山 17
8.“New Mexico, Old Mexico 新老墨西哥 20
9.A Pair of Jeans Weighing 200 Pounds 一条两百磅重的牛仔裤 22
10.The Rabbit s Dissertation 兔子的博士论文 24
11.Lettres to God 给上帝的信 29
12.A False Friend 舍人救已 32
13.“Danger! Beware of Dog! “危险!当心狗!” 34
14.“You ll Forget. 对老人不用保密 36
15.“He Does Not Know Who He Is. “他不知道他是谁。 38
16.A False Alarm 一场虚惊 41
17.Parking a Car in a Bank 百万富翁的小算盘 44
18.“B Is Silent “B”不发音 47
19.Fishing with Magnet 用磁铁钓鱼 50
20.A Mobile Mailbox 流动信箱 53
21.Driving with a Goat 带着山羊开车 56
22.Turning off the Big Fan 关掉直升飞机的大电扇 59
23. You Are Not the Flight Instructor? “你不是飞行教员?” 62
24.A Hi-tech Watch 高科技手表 65
25. What Were You Stealing? “你一直在偷什么” 68
26.A Wonderful Remedy 回春有术 71
27.A Spider without Legs 无腿蜘蛛 73
28.Every Mother s Child Is Handsome谁的儿谁夸 76
29.Follow One s Father 父行子效 79
30.An Irrefutable Evidence 铁案如山 83
31.Five Doctors Reactions 五个医生的反应 87
32.An Expert in Squeezing 榨油水的能手 90
33.The First Class Cabin Doesn t Go to New York 头等舱不去纽约 93
34.A Banker s Collateral 银行家的抵押品 96
35.Leola s Revenge 伦纳的报复 99
36.It s Hard to Wear Glasses with No Ears 没有耳朵戴不了眼镜 104
37.Wise Counsel 锦囊妙计 108
38.We Are Both Reduced to Poverty 同是天涯沦落人 111
39.Mercy Killing 安乐死 115
40.An Awful Haircut 发理得这么难看 119
41.A Goalkeeper s Instinct 守门员的本能 124
42.Politicians Lie 政客的谎言 129
43.From Bad to Worse 一蟹不如一蟹 131
44.The Game Is Not Worth the Candle 得不偿失 133
45.Tom s ID 汤姆的身份证 135
46.A Phone Call of a Patient 一个病人打来的电话 137
47.A Parrot s Answer 鹦鹉的回答 139
48.The Principal Not Willing to Go to the School 不愿去学校的校长 141
49.She Wouldn t Jump a Second Time 她不会跳第二次 143
50.“What s Time to a Pig? “对猪来说时间算得了什么呢?” 145
51.Guns Burried in the Garden 埋在菜园中的枪 148
52.The Wrong Leg! 好腿被截 150
53.Car Scan 猫咪检查 152
54.It s Better to Drink Whisky 还是喝威士忌好 154
55.A Diver from Above 天降奇兵 156
56.Pay Him in His Own Coin 以其人之道还治其人之身 159
57.Climb a Tree to Catch Fish 缘木求鱼 162
58.Height, Not Length 是高度,不是长度 165
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