Three Surgeons 三人外科医生 1
I Want To Be A Prostitute 我想当妓女 2
Clear Evidence 明显的证据 3
He Was Only Wrong By Two 他只差二 4
A Bashful Man 害羞的男人 6
The Clever Millionaire 聪明的百万富翁 7
Seeing The King 看国王 9
Do You Know Who I Am? 你知道我是谁吗？ 10
Death Unavoidable 免不了一死 12
A Smart Driver 聪明的司机 13
First Flight 第一次飞行 15
In Three Months Time 3 个月之后 16
None Of Us Knew 我们谁也不知道 18
One-Legged Goose 一条腿的鹅 19
Kissing The Mirror 吻镜子 21
Henpecked Husbands 怕老婆的丈夫 23
Beyond Expectation 出乎意料 24
How Much Is It? 多少钱？ 25
The Arm Was Guilty 胳膊有罪 27
Poor Memory 健忘 28
The Rash Judgment 轻率的判断 29
Luggage Examination 行李检查 31
Effective Proof有效的证据 32
Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲 34
What Did He Want To See? 他想看什么？ 35
The Silly Man 愚蠢的人 36
What s The Problem? 出什么事了？ 38
A False News 一则虚构的新闻 39
Mr Grey And The Stanger 格雷先生和陌生人 41
This Is Betty! 我是贝蒂! 42
I Didn t Know That I Was So Far Back Already! 没想到我已经走了那么远啦! 43
Fish Sandwiches 鱼肉三明治 45
Imagined Illnesses 想象中的疾病 46
Where Is The Beautiful Girl? 漂亮的女孩在哪？ 48
The Christmas Cards 圣诞卡 49
Anger And Exasperation “生气”和“愤怒”的区别 51
Why Did She Cry? 她为什么哭？ 52
Good News And Bad News 好消息和坏消息 54
An Englishman And A French Barber 英国人和法国理发师 55
In The Garage 在车库里 56
Danger!Beware Of Dog! 危险，小心狗!” 58
The Air Force Officer And His Wife 空军军官和妻子 59
Special Fund 专项基金 61
Pay By The Hour 计时取酬 62
How High The Fence Will Be? 栅栏会修多高 63
Company Vice President 公司副经理 64
I d Like One For Him 我想帮他拿一个 66
Who Is This? 你是哪一个？ 67
More Keys 更多的钥匙 68
What Are They Waiting For? 他们在等什么？ 69
The Big Boss 大老板 70
Break A Promise 不守诺言 71
Lesson 经验教训 72
Cheaper 便宜些 73
Cold And Lonely Nights 寒冷孤寂的夜晚 74
Reminder 提醒 75
Making Reservations 预订 77
The Perfect Arrangement 巧妙分工 78
Visual Training 视觉训练 79
Midway Tactics 中间战术 80
Errors 错误 81
Special Request 特殊请求 82
Flunking Math 数学不及格 83
How Wars Began 战争是怎样开始的 85
Exactly Opposite 完全相反 85
Why Not Notify The Police? 为什么不告诉警察？ 87
An Angry Wife s Prayer 气忿的妻子的祈祷 88
Not Two In A Row 同一个错误不能犯两次 89
Why Did He Change His Name? 他为什么改名字？ 90
Home Sickness 思乡病 91
The Lucky Boy 幸运的小伙子 92
The Bait 诱铒 93
I Am The New Comedian! 我就是新来的喜剧演员! 94
The Clever Driver 聪明的司机 95
Certification 证明 96
Not To Eat The Country 不是要把国土吃进肚子里 97
The Game Is Not Worth The Candle 入不敷出 98
Do It Now 现在就做 99
A Barber s Joke 理发师的玩笑 100
She Didn t Say No 她没有说“不” 101
The Unlucky Salesman 倒霉的推销员 103
Pick Out All The Married Men 指出全部已婚男士 104
Duncan And Bemard Shaw 邓肯和肖伯纳 105
I Was Going To Drop Dead 我非死掉不可 106
Smart Senator 机智的参议员 107
Suicide 自杀 108
Real Bull And Picture 真牛和画 109
Where Is His Hat? 他的帽子在哪？ 110
Cover Him Up He ll Catch A chill 隐瞒他会让他伤心的 112
Lewis V And The Kitchen Boy 路易五世和帮厨的男孩 113
You Can Come Down 你能下来了 114
The Careless Personnel 粗心的员工 115
A Woman At Her Husband s Grave 一个女人在丈夫的墓前 117
Death Of An Old Mountaineer 一位老登山者的死 118
As The Ship Went Down 船下沉的时候 119
The Unknown Painter 无名的画家 120
The Original And Two Copies 原稿和两份复印件 122
He s Going To Be A Politician 他要当政客 124
One Year s Experience Sixteen Times 16个一年的工作经验 125
Bad Shape 糟糕的身体 127
Bait 诱饵 129
The New Maid 新来的女仆 130
The Talkative Barber 多嘴的理发师 132
Shot Bear 猎熊 134
Please,Lord,I ll... 求求你，上帝，我会…… 135
Unexpected Resort 意想不到的求助方法 136
A Seaman Meets A Pirate In A Bar 水手在酒吧里遇上海盗 138
Such An Interpretation 如此翻译 140
What The Hell Are You Doing With The Rest? 其余的究竟哪去了？ 141
I Don t Want It Either 我也不想要 143
Two Babies 两个小孩 144
Duel 决斗 146
Your Prices Are Very Hight 你的价格很高 148
Sometimes it s Mine 有时是我的 149
A Mistake 一个错误 151
How To Avoid It? 如何避免？ 152
Clean Canvas 干净的画布 153
A Crafty Promise 一个狡猾的承诺 155
Some Yellow Pewder 黄色粉末 156
Pretty Stockings 漂亮的长统袜 158
First-class Isn t Going There 头等舱不去那 159
Professor Bumble 邦伯教授 160
An Old Lady In Airplane 飞机上的一个老太太 162
Too Much 太多了 164
An Unlucky Day 不幸的一天 165
Ditto 同上 167
500 个英语词汇 169