Chapter 1 Talking about the Life 1
第一章 七嘴八舌，嚷嚷人生 1
An economist’s confession 2
一个经济学家的“自白” 3
I believe 5
我相信 6
Never give up 7
决不放弃 8
I dream of becoming a doctor 9
白衣天使之梦 10
To become a piano player more famous than Lang Lang 12
比郎朗更牛的钢琴家 13
Hero is never afraid of failure 15
英雄都不怕失败 16
How is success equivalent to？ 18
成功等于几加几？ 19
To be simple， to be happy 21
简单才会快乐 23
Chapter 2 The Innocent Childhood 25
第二章 懵懂疯癫的童年时光 25
Xiao Xin set his wits to Mei Ya 26
小新智斗美伢 27
Could we use detergent to wash bowls？ 29
洗衣粉能刷碗吗？ 30
Dad， can you lay eggs？ 32
爸爸你会下蛋吗？ 33
Unity is strength 34
团结就是力量 35
Could you please be smarter？ 36
能更聪明点吗？ 37
I want Ben only 38
我只要本 39
Father’s smart canvassing 41
爸爸的“巧妙”游说 42
If I were a boy again 44
假如我能够回到童年 46
Chapter 3 Unlimited Temperature of Cartoon 47
第三章 无限诱惑的动漫世界 47
Big Head Son and Small Head Father 48
大头儿子小头爸爸 49
Nowara Shnnosuke 51
蜡笔小新 52
Garfield 54
加菲猫 55
Pleasant goat and gray wolf 57
喜羊羊与灰太狼 59
Chapter 4 Pleasure in Childhood 61
第四章 有点儿天真，不太傻！ 61
Embarrassed teacher 62
尴尬的老师 63
Naked disdain 64
赤裸裸的鄙视 65
Drunken father 67
醉鬼老爸 68
The fish is the most hardest 69
鱼才最辛苦 70
Father’s old tricks 71
爸爸的老把戏 72
My pan is too small 74
我的锅太小了 75
Why do you tear my tickets？ 77
干吗总撕我的票 78
Everyone has been innocent 79
谁没天真过 81
Secretive little drunkard 82
偷偷摸摸的小酒鬼 83
Chapter 5 Crazy Campus Gossips 85
第五章 疯狂的校园八卦 85
Don’t Cry， Miss White 86
怀特小姐，别哭 87
A foolish but clever move 88
一个无知的高招儿 89
A bribe for your professor 90
贿赂你的教授 91
A rat in our class 93
我们班的小老鼠 94
Who will go to the hell？ 95
你不去地狱谁去？ 96
A learning experience 98
长学问 100
Teacher， you just tastes dog’s 102
老师你吃了狗的 103
What should you do if you are late for school？ 105
迟到了怎么办？ 107
Make your decisions with coin！ 110
让硬币帮你做决定 111
A funny mistake of lace 113
花边裙子闹笑话 115
Chapter 6 you don’t Understand Some Craziness 117
第六章 有些疯狂，你不懂 117
The puzzling scene 118
搞不懂的那一幕 119
The lion falling in crazy love 121
坠入爱河的狮子 122
Memory of salty coffee 124
咸咖啡的回忆 126
The lost foreign love 129
失落的异国爱情 131
Facing south，owning sunlight of life 133
阳光人生，面朝南 135
The secrets of happiness 137
幸福的秘密 139
Crazy life， from the beginning of loving yourselves 142
疯狂人生，从爱自己开始 144
Baby， forgiveness is kind of virtue 147
宝贝，宽容是一种美德 149