The calisthenic value of kow-towing(磕头运动) 2
Funeral notices(讣文) 8
Ah Fong,My houseboy(我的书童阿夙) 14
On being Naked(裸体运动) 20
Confessions of a vagetarian(素食者自述) 26
My library(我的书斋) 30
What I have not done(有不为) 38
Captive Peking(迷人的北平) 42
Basic English and pidgin(洋泾浜和基本英语) 52
The monks of Tien-Mu(天目山的和尚) 66
Should women rule the world?(女人将统治世界吗) 72
In defense of Chinese girls(为中国女子辩护)(An open letter to a Franch writer) 74
A bustrip(车行杂记) 82
The coolie myth(苦力的神秘) 90
Confucius singing in the rain(孔子雨中吟歌) 96
How I celebrated new year s eve?(怎样过阴历年) 102
What I want?(我需要些什么？) 108
Do bedbugs exist in China?(中国有没有臭虫) 114
Spring in my garden(春在我的花园里) 118
Freedom of speech(言论自由) 126
Beggars(叫化子) 132