一种题材，各自表述（自序） 1
Preface 7
“你们中国人……” 13
Chinese Hair Never Turns White 17
天天为何天蓝？ 23
Hey，Why is the Sky Blue？ 31
喂蒲公英吃点心 37
My War Against the Dandelions 49
娇嫩的中国耳朵 55
The Power of Turtle Eggs 58
鸡尾酒会 63
Hospitality，Supermarker Style 72
汗路历程 79
Confessions of an Exercise Freak 89
爱你在心口难开 96
What is“Field Trip”in Chinese？ 102
提鬼当人使 110
The Joy of Using Child Labor 116
老“母”常谈的省思 124
Reflections of a“Has Been”Mother 135
半出歌剧走天下 142
Have Libretti，Will Travel 152
姓的困扰 159
In Lieu of Liu 166
不会烧水的大厨 171
The Chef Who Could Not Boil Water 178
华佗自己生 184
Is There a Doctor in the House？ 187
黛妮丝的悲剧 193
A Funny Thing Happened on his way to work 201