《幽默笑话集锦 神气十足 英汉对照》PDF下载

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  • 作  者:李奠然编著
  • 出 版 社:青岛:青岛出版社
  • 出版年份:2010
  • ISBN:9787543661738
  • 页数:276 页
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The Nun Story 1

修女的故事 2

Who Wishes to Go to Hell? 4

谁想下地狱? 6

The Clever Little Businessman 7

聪明的小商人 8

Thank God 10

多谢天主 11

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread and Beer 13

赐我今日之食和啤酒 14

Christian Funeral 16

基督教葬礼 17

God Has a Sense of Humour 19

天主也有幽默感 20

Insincerely Yours 22

没有诚意 24

Jonah and the Whale 25

约纳和大鲸 26

Women Are Jealous 27

女人善妒 29

Resurrection 30

复活 31

People in This Parish Will All Go to Hell 32

幸灾乐祸 33

Bishop Sheen and the Hobo 35

沈主教和无业游民 37

Misconstrued 38

误解 39

I Can Resist Anything but Temptations 41

难以抗拒诱惑 43

Kids Are Naive and Resourceful 44

天真又机智的男孩 45

Bishop Sheen and the Irishman 46

沈主教和爱尔兰人 47

Ticklish Situation 48

棘手的情况 50

Distractions 51

分心走意 53

No Commercials in Church 54

不许在教堂打广告 55

East Is East and West Is West 57

国情不同 58

A Miracle 59

奇迹 60

The Hell With It 61

地狱之主 62

Tots in Church 63

小孩上教堂 64

Inmates Making a Retreat 65

疯人院退省 66

Priests Never Lie 67

神父不撒谎 67

Clergymen and the Doctor 69

神职人员与医生 70

How Clergymen Make a Living 71

神职人员如何营生 73

The Rabbi and His Chauffeur 74

拉比和他的司机 76

Emergency Religion 78

随机应变 79

Evolution 80

进化 80

Peanut 82

花生 84

How Far Is Heaven? 85

天国有多远? 86

Drinking Nuns? 89

修女也喝酒? 90

Puzzled 91

醉人醉语 91

The Trip Is Off 93

取消行程 95

The Over-Considerate Catholic 96

体贴入微的天主教徒 96

Is God Really Omniscient? 98

天主真的无所不知? 99

Atheist 100

无信仰者 102

The President People Find Difficult to Dislike 103

令人难以抗拒的总统 105

The President Who Could Ad Lib 108

随机应变的总统 110

The President Who Was Thinking Funny 112

妙不可言的总统 114

Emancipation Proclamation 116

解放宣言 117

Lincoln Was Able to Joke About Himself? 119

林肯开得起玩笑? 121

A Joke Caused Contempt of Court 123

一个“轻视法庭”的笑话 125

Lincoln's Inexhaustible Stories 127

林肯那说不完的故事 129

Too Big to Cry 131

大得不能哭了 133

Something for Everybody 135

驱客的妙方 136

Gracious Way Out 138

客气的拒绝方式 139

The President Who Is Not Swell-Headed 141

不自满的美国总统 143

Less Noise and More Light 145

多点光明,少点噪音 147

The Handsomest Man 149

最英俊的人 151

The Understanding President 152

善解人意的总统 153

Lincoln,a Resourceful Man 155

机智的林肯 157

What's the Hurry 159

急什么急 161

John F.Kennedy,the Quick-Witted President 163

机智的肯尼迪总统 164

Kennedy Topped by Johnson 165

肯尼迪被约翰逊超越 166

To Have Dad Work Harder 168

让老爸卖命 169

The Man Who Became President Against All Odds 170

出乎意料当选 172

You Will Be Sleeping With the President of the United States 174

你将会和美国总统睡觉 175

No Mistaken Identity 177

没有认错人 178

The Colorful President 180

多彩的总统 182

The Silent Cal 184

沉默寡言的卡尔 185

The Sleepiest Occupant of the White House 187

最贪睡的总统 188

Coolidge's Humor 190

柯立芝的幽默 191

Coolidge,a Conversationalist? 193

柯立芝是个健谈的人吗? 195

Incurable Pride 197

无可救药的骄傲 198

Self-Confidence 200

自信 201

Fish Worm 203

鱼饵 204

Coolidge,a Good Mediator 206

一位好的调停者 207

The Man of Few Words 209

沉默寡言的人 210

The Stingy Coolidge 212

柯立芝是小气 213

More Stingy Coolidge 215

小气到家的柯立芝 217

Greetings 219

大家好 220

The Retired President 221

退休的总统 222

The Uncouth President 224

古怪的总统 225

The President Who Was a Workaholic and a Slave Driver 226

本身有工作狂,而又催死人不偿命的总统 228

Never Been Outtalked 230

讲话从不输人 232

Johnson Vs Ford 234

约翰逊对福特 235

The Bragging Texan 237

吹牛的德州佬 238

The Church Going President 239

上教堂的总统 240

Who Is the Man I Am Talking to? 241

跟我讲话的是谁? 242

The Boss Is Not Always Right,but the Boss Is Always the Boss 244

老板永远是老板 246

Arrogance of Power 248

卖弄权势 249

The Fourth Term President 251

连任四次的美国总统 253

Can You Keep a Secret? 255

保守秘密 257

When It Rains,It Pours 259

连战皆捷 260

Roosevelt and Churchill 262

罗斯福和丘吉尔 263

Drop Your Pants 264

脱下你的裤子 265

Taking No Chances with Roosevelt Changes 267

不和罗斯福冒险 268

The Whispering Mother 270

说耳语的母亲 272

Household Economy for Millionaires 274

百万富翁家庭的节约 275