Stammering Parrot/结巴鹦鹉 1
Flight Insurance/飞行保险 3
I Am Not A Bear/我不是熊 6
The Chimney Smokes/我家烟囱有时也倒烟 9
Three Drunks/三个醉汉 12
That s Only A Mirror/只是一面镜子 14
Going To The Sun During The Nignt/夜间到太阳上去 16
Why Haven t You Put Your Trousers On?/为什么你没有穿裤子呢？ 19
The Bright Young Man/一个聪明伶俐的年轻人 21
A Man Who Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice/一个喜欢夸夸其谈的人 23
Tow Lights, Four Lights, One Light/两盏灯，四盖灯，一盏灯 26
The Third Answer, The Correct Answer/第三个答案是正确的 28
Two Soldiers/两个士兵 31
Len s Cap/莱恩的帽子 34
Peter Missed Again/彼特又没打上 37
Why Take It Home/为什么要带回家 40
Drinking Milk Is Dangerous/喝牛奶危险 42
Mend Or Not?/修好了吗？ 45
Mick s New Fence/米克的新栅栏 48
The Joke/笑话 51
If I Don Do Anything Else/假如我没有其他事情可做 53
A Forgetful Old Man/一个健忘的老人 56
What Is The Name, please?/请问你叫什么名字？ 59
Mr．Johnson s First Travel By Air/约翰逊先生的首次空中旅行 62
A Perfectly Calm Man/一个非常镇定自若的男子 65
A Dream/一个梦 68
Not The Only One/无独有偶 71
A Walking-Stick/一个拐杖 74
A Bad Memory/坏记性 77
An Unexpected Result/出人意料的结果 79
A Gross Deception/粗鄙的骗局 82
Changeable/善变 84
A Mean Person/吝啬鬼 87
The Seventh Donkey/第七头毛驴 90
The Vacation In Florida/在佛罗里达度假 93
One Way Street/单行路 96
Absent-Minded Father/心不在焉的父亲 99
The Wrong Number/拨错号码的电话 102
I d Like Another Doctor To Come And See Me/我想让另一位医生来见我 105
The Doctor s Advice/医生的忠告 108
A Stupid Thief/一个愚蠢的小偷 111
Two Slices Aren t Enough/两片不够吃 114
The Heavy Smoker/重瘾烟民 117
The Professor s Lunch/教授的午餐 120
No Hoe/没有锄头 122
A Branch Office/分店 124
A Forgetful Actor/健忘的演员 126
Vacation/假期 128
The Disease/疾病 130
Something Cheaper/便宜的 133
The Thieves/小偷 136
The Front Door/前门 139
A Forgetful Man/健忘 141
Who Is He?/他是谁？ 143
On Time/准时 145
Wonderful Science/令人惊叹的科技 147
Six Answers/六个答案 149
An Absent-minded Professor/糊涂教授 151
Regret/后悔 153
Brilliant Opinion/高见 155
A Bargain/讨价 157
The Preacher And The Snorer/牧师与瞌睡虫 159
It s Unfair/不公平 161
American Way Of Life/美国生活方式 163
The Lawyer s Trick/律师的诡计 165
Memory/记性 168
The File/存档 171
An Absent-Minded Professor/一个心不在焉的教授 173
Judge And Cow/法官和牛 175
A Piece Of Cheese/一块乳酪 178
Not On The List/没在购物单内 180
An Explanation Of Tardiness/迟到的原因 182
I Was At The Office/我以为自己己经在办公室里了 185
Proof（证明，证据，证件）/凭证 187
Tickets/票 189
My Young Looking Mother/我年轻的妈妈 191
Three Boasters/三个自夸的人 193
I Was So Far Back Already/我己经往回跑了这么远 195
An Old Mother /“年老”的母亲 197
Have Spent It All/钱都花掉了 199
A“Blind”Taxi Driver/“瞎眼”的出租车司机 202
The Secret To Sudden Wealth/暴富的秘诀 204
A Baby Or A Monkey?/孩子还是猴子？ 206
It s Dangerous For Me/喝洒对我有害 209
The Coach/教练 211
Waiting To Make A Phone Call/等打电话 214
No Private Phone Call/不许打私人电话 216