目录Tom Edison s Shaggy Dog汤姆·爱迪生的倒霉狗 2
MY Financial Career我的金融生涯 16
A,B and C—The Human Element in MathematicsA、B、C——数学中的人 24
The Robe of Peace完美的长袍 34
Number Fifty-six 34
56号 42
Mr.Perkins of Portland波特兰的帕金斯先生 54
The Man Who Marned Himself和自己结婚的男人 68
The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones琼斯的悲惨命运 76
How I Edited an Agricultural Newspaper Once我是怎样编辑农业报纸的 82
Presidential Election竞选会长 94
How to Borrow Money如何借钱 114
1he Reading Public读者群 126
A Psycological Crusade心理历险 142
Hate仇恨 150
Proof of the Pudding布丁的滋味 154
Curing a Cold治感冒的良方 174
The Man Who Talked Too Much健谈的人 184
Funny Thing That Happened to George s Father乔治父亲的可笑经历 194
How George,Once upon a Time,Got Up Early in the Moming乔治偶然早起的恶果 198
My Watch—An Instructive Little Tale我的手表——一个有启发意义的小故事 204
Clocks钟 210
There s a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella爱用伞敲我脑袋的家伙 230
The Story of the Great Weep“痛哭运动” 236
valuable Experience宝贵的经验 242
Babes in the Jungle天真的傻瓜 246
Low Flying Sparrows低飞的麻雀 258