Author's Preface 1
Phonetic Introduction 1
1.His First Patient 2
2.First Come，First Served 2
3.Labour Lost 4
4.Sentiment Versus Etiquette 6
5.Church Versus Law 8
6.What does ‘Jamaica' Mean？ 10
7.That is why it Remained a Village 10
8.Mental Arithmetic 12
9.Our Country Police 14
10.The Bandsman's Cold 16
11.The Coachman's Work 18
12.The Power of Truth 20
13.The Honour of his Old School 22
14.An Interview with Andrew Carnegie 26
15.Rough on the Major 28
16.The Influence of Accent 30
17.Persuaded at Last 34
18.Economy Wasted 38