《快乐休闲吧 幽默英语笑话 英文》PDF下载

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  • 作  者:刘义峰主编;林倩蝶,林继明,钟燕文绘图
  • 出 版 社:北京:金盾出版社
  • 出版年份:2014
  • ISBN:9787508291581
  • 页数:198 页
图书介绍:本书精选英语笑话150篇,与读者朋友们在轻松愉快的氛围中共同感悟英语的美妙和富有哲理的幽默笑话。书中所选文章语言地道、篇幅短小、非常适合休闲阅读。阅读此书有助于读者朋友们开拓视野、丰富知识储备、提高英语学习兴趣。

1 What Is the Number?那些数字是什么? 1

2 Save the Sun保存太阳 2

3 Having Lunch吃午餐 3

4 Looking for the Chocolate寻找巧克力 4

5 Visiting the Grave扫墓 6

6 The Mouse鼠标 7

7 Chopsticks筷子 8

8 A Good Job好工作 9

9 Wake Up!醒醒! 10

10 A Surprise惊喜 11

11 Brilliant Opinion高见 12

12 A Holiday Announcement节日公告 13

13 Insight明察秋毫 14

14 A Millionaire百万富翁 15

15 Rich and Poor穷与富 16

16 Shopping购物 18

17 A Map地图 19

18 An Experience体验 20

19 A Magical Pill奇妙的药丸 22

20 How did the Human Race Come about?人类是怎么来的? 24

21 The Code密码 26

22 Asking for Help寻求帮助 27

23 The Truth真话 28

24 The Same同上 29

25 A New Vacuum Cleaner新式吸尘器 31

26 The Environmentalism环保意识 32

27 The Happiness of a Teacher老师的幸福 33

28 Advice建议 34

29 A Cook厨师 35

30 A Sign牌子 37

31 Medicare医疗保险 38

32 Too Clever过于聪明 39

33 Happy Time幸福时刻 41

34 Three Plastic Surgeons三位整形师 42

35 Habit习惯 44

36 Booking Tickets预订机票 45

37 Worry烦恼 47

38 Dick迪克 48

39 Give a Way让路 49

40 Look Out注意 50

41 The Best Way最佳方案 51

42 A Fresh Painter初学者 53

43 A Somebody大人物 54

44 A Good Idea好主意 55

45 Overweight超重 56

46 There Wasn’t Any Room没地方了 57

47 A Train Ticket船票 59

48 A“Knowledgeable”Landlord“博学”的地主 61

49 The Cat and the Saucer猫与托盘 62

50 Telling Fortunes占卜命运 64

51 The Teacher’s Question老师的问题 66

52 The Right Person最佳人选 67

53 In the Hospital在医院里 68

54 A Tiger and a Monkey老虎和猴子 69

55 Just Helpless无可救药 71

56 A New Car新车 73

57 On the Bus公交车上 75

58 Celebrating a Harvest庆祝丰收 76

59 Smuggling走私 78

60 Predestination命中注定 80

61 Naming命名 81

62 It’s Time to Go to School!该去学校了! 82

63 I’m not that Old我没那么老 84

64 Hair and Beard头发与胡子 85

65 Sixteen Years十六年 86

66 Stop Howling别喊了 87

67 Get on the Bus挤公交车 88

68 How much is that Barbie?芭比娃娃多少钱? 89

69 Team Work团队合作 91

70 A Clever King聪明的国王 93

71 Jesus will Protect You耶稣会保护你 95

72 Jack and His Sister杰克和姐姐 97

73 Buring Goldfish埋金鱼 98

74 Blood Circulation血液循环 99

75 Whisper悄悄话 100

76 Honesty诚实 101

77 An Innocent Girl无辜的女孩 103

78 Prayers祈祷 104

79 A Self-Made Man自造人 105

80 A Note便条 106

81 An Outhouse户外厕所 107

82 A Present礼物 109

83 The Price of a Calf小牛的价格 111

84 Roller Skates溜冰鞋 112

85 A Clever Farmer聪明的农夫 114

86 A Parrot鹦鹉 116

87 The Expensive Cosmetics昂贵的化妆品 118

88 I didn’t Recognize You!我没认出你! 119

89 Compliment赞美 121

90 Grieving悲伤 122

91 The Wedding Anniversary结婚纪念 123

92 The Story with a Sad Ending结尾悲伤的故事 125

93 An Orange and a Gold Cup橘子和金杯 127

94 Churchill and a Taxi Driver邱吉尔与出租司机 129

95 An Old Man and Monkeys老人与猴子 130

96 A Friend in Need is a Friend in Deed患难识挚友 132

97 A Wonderful Idea of Mice老鼠们的妙招 134

98 The Magical Left神奇的电梯 136

99 Crossing a River过河 137

100 Seeing a Doctor看医生 139

101 At the Church在教堂 140

102 The Cleverest Boy in the World世界上最聪明的男孩 141

103 A Funny Story of Newton牛顿的趣事 143

104 The Sea and the Bed大海和床 145

105 On Shooting射击 147

106 The King and the Magician国王和魔术师 149

107 Baby-sitte保姆 151

108 How Much is This One?这幅画多少钱? 153

109 Who Cheated?谁作弊了? 155

110 Jack杰克 157

111 The Key of the Letter-box信箱钥匙 159

112 Selling the Dog卖狗 161

113 Dream梦想 163

114 A Forgetful Actor健忘的演员 165

115 Watching a Football Game看球赛 167

116 Here I Am Agn我又来了 168

117 Fool’s Day愚人节 170

118 Give and Take给与拿 172

119 A Drinker’s Success戒酒成功 174

120 A Friend Came to My House朋友来我家 175

121 Be Exact精确 177

122 Stonebreaker斯通布瑞克 179

123 Confusion混乱 181

124 The Pay酬劳 183

125 Noise噪声 185

126 The High Notes高音 188

127 Go to the Cinema看电影 190

128 The Mouse King Married His Daughter鼠王嫁女 192

129 A Way Out想点子 195

130 A Crow and a Fox乌鸦和狐狸 197