编者的话 6
1．My Financial Career 8
2．The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones 14
3．A Chrismas Letter 20
4．How To Make A Million Dollars 23
5．How To Live To Be200 30
6．Saloonio 36
7．Soaked in Seaweed 42
8．The Raft:An Interlude 49
9．The Mariposa Bank Mystery 64
10．A Brief Account of Myself 88
11．How We Kept Moteher's Day 96
12．The Halllucination of Mr.Butt 103
13．My Affair With My Landlord1 112
14．The Retroactive Existence of Mr.Juggins 120
15．Humor As I see It 127
16．The Survival of the Fittest 143
17．My Remarkable Uncle 150