STORIES AND JOKES 1
He Knows the Answer 1
Who Knows? 1
Correct 2
Something He Didn't Do 2
Beer! 3
He Shot Them All 4
The Sun and the Moon 4
Patience 5
A Coward 6
A Hint 6
Good Advice 7
The String 8
It's Not My Fault 9
Prize 10
You're Wrong 11
The Swimmer 12
I Wasn't Listening 13
Nouns 13
An Essential Correction 14
Nothing to Nothing 15
Are Flies Good to Eat? 15
You Will Save Much More 16
Failure 17
Cheering 18
He Won 19
At the Lesson 19
How Old Is She? 20
Einstein and Charlie Chaplin 21
Hospitality 22
Aunt Alice and the Kitten 23
In the Train 24
The Professor's Lunch 25
Too Clever 26
A Compassionate Heart 27
He Obeyed 28
That's All Right 29
The Secret of Success 30
To Be on the Safe Side 31
The Poor Old Gentleman 32
It's Dangerous for Me 34
The Exact Address 35
A Family Quarrel 36
He Makes Them Himself 37
The Advantages of Wearing Glasses 39
Father,Wake Up! 40
I've Had Enough! 41
Leading Questions 42
It's My Bag 44
Mark Twain's Absent-Mindedness 45
The Boasters 47
The Crow and the Fox 48
Nothing Special 49
Edison and Einstein 51
A Japanese Fable 52
It's on the Table 54
The Wrong Street 55
Please,Please Drop It! 57
The Artist and the Farmer 60
Here I'm Again 61
I Make Everybody Happy 63
The Shopping List 65
Mark Twain and the Old Man 67
A Thief in the Bus 69
Unbroken Record 70
Composition 73
April Fool 75
The Butcher 77
Disappointed 80
The Clever Man and the Fool 82
Watch the Door 85
The Big Pot and the Small Pot 86
Do You Know? 88
Eat,Coat! 90
Give and Take 91
The Clever Donkey 92
SHORT PLAYS 97
The Two Misers 99
Three Questions 103
The Absent-Minded Father 109
The Great Internationalist Fighter 114
POEMS 121
I,Myself and Me 123
The Old Man with a Beard 124
When Ⅰ Am Ⅲ 124
The Lazy Boy 125
In the Van 127
RIDDLES 133
TONGUE TWISTERS 141
CROSSWORD PUZZLES 149
ANSWERS TO THE RIDDLES 163
KEYS TO THE CROSSWORD PUZZLES 167