谐趣篇 2
1.Joe and Mike 乔与麦克 2
2.Has the Lion Read the Book? 狮子看过这本书吗? 3
3.Brake and Horn 制动器和喇叭 4
4.Is He Blind or Lame? 他是瞎子还是瘸子? 5
5.Thumb and Little Finger 大拇指和小拇指 6
6.Two Poor Travellers 两个可怜的旅行者 7
7.Is He Very Silly? 他真的很傻吗? 8
8.The Woman and Her Three Dogs 女人和她的三只狗 9
9.The Fallen Moon 落月 10
10.The Winner 得胜者 11
11.It's Unfair 不公平 12
12.Old or Young? 年纪大还是小? 13
13.On the Bus 在汽车上 14
14.In Line 排队 15
15.The Greatest Liar 最大的骗子 16
16.Peter's New House 彼得的新房子 17
17.I'm Calling from Upstairs 我在楼上打电话 18
18.Is Mrs Jones Clever? 琼斯夫人聪明吗? 19
19.How Shall I Get the Paint Off 如何弄掉油彩? 20
20.Unreliable 不可靠 21
21.He Doesn't Want to Die 他不想死 22
22.The Third Man 第三个人 23
23.Is He a Thief? 他是窃贼吗? 24
24.Sheet or Table Cloth? 床单还是台布? 25
25.Brandy and Vase 白兰地和花瓶 26
26.Disneyland Left 迪斯尼乐园已经离去 27
27.Where Were You Monday and Tuesday? 星期一和星期二你在哪儿? 28
28.Poor Handwriting 差劲儿的书法 29
29.An Interesting Old Man 一位有趣儿的老人 30
30.Is the Owner Silly? 厂主愚蠢吗? 31
31.He Was Broke Again 他又破产了 32
32.Bicycle or Bull? 自行车还是公牛? 33
33.Where Is His Hat? 他的帽子在哪儿? 34
34.It's Not Fair 那不公平 35
35.Half of Them Are Wrong 它们中有半数是错的 36
36.What Did You Come to Get? 你来干什么? 37
37.Take Me Back to Prison 把我带回监狱 38
38.A Warning Sign 警告牌 39
39.I Turned It Off Twice 我关掉两次 40
40.The Tree's Age 树龄 41
41.I Brought You Up 我把你带大的 42
42.My Roof Leaks 我的房顶漏了 43
43.We Left Nothing 我们什么也没留下 44
44.The Smell Is Terrible 气味难闻 45
45.I Have Stopped Drinking 我已经戒酒了 46
46.You Are the Seventh 你是第七头驴 47
47.You Are Wrong 你错了 48
48.The City Man and the Mountain Man 城里人和山里人 49
49.Welcome to Come Back 欢迎你回来 50
50.Night Calls 夜间的电话 51
51.Thank God 感谢上帝 52
52.I'm the Dead Donkey's Father 我是死者的父亲 53
53.The Easiest Question in the World 世界上最简单的问题 54
生活篇 56
1.Where Is Her Car? 她的车在哪儿? 56
2.In the Bar 在酒馆里 57
3.Have a Rest 休息 58
4.Where Is Father? 父亲在哪儿? 59
5.Honesty and Sagacity 诚实与精明 60
6.A Clever Woman 聪明的女人 61
7.I Wish I Were a Book 但愿我是一本书 62
8.I'm Afraid to See the Doctor 不敢看医生 63
9.The Last-minute Advice 最后的劝告 64
10.It's Not a Picture 不是图画 65
11.An Opposite Example 相反的例子 66
12.A thousand Kisses 一千个吻 67
13.In the Park 在公园里 68
14.A Poor Woman 一位可怜的妇女 69
15.Instead of Speaking 代替说话 70
16.Pocket and Heart Attack 口袋与心脏病 71
17.Misunderstanding 误解 72
18.A Free Man 自由人 73
19.Tom and His Mother 汤姆和他的母亲 74
20.The Meaning of Dreams 梦的解释 75
21.It's Not That 并非如此 76
22.Is she a Good Singer? 她是位好歌手吗? 77
23.A Portrait Painted with Jewelry 一幅画有珠宝的肖像 78
24.Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠 79
25.On a Bus 在公共汽车上 80
26.Just the Opposite 正相反 81
27.Tom Saw a Tiger 汤姆看见一只老虎 82
28.Coincidence 巧合 83
29.A Bad Woman 一位坏女人 84
30.I Married the Wrong Man 我嫁错了人 85
31.Why Are You Worrying? 为何担心? 86
职业篇 88
1.Lunch and Belts 午饭和安全带 88
2.Special Sandwiches 特殊的三明治 89
3.I Ususlly Drive a Hearse 我通常开灵车 90
4.The Cloth Is Not Enough 布不够 91
5.Getting a Discount 打折 92
6.Modern Paintings 现代画 93
7.Misunderstanding 误解 94
8.The Clever Priest 聪明的牧师 95
9.Is He Ill? 他病了吗? 96
10.A Clivilized Way of Asking for a Tip 要小费的文明方法 97
11.Not Deserve It 受之有愧 98
12.Is the Manager Clever? 经理聪明吗? 99
13.The Employee 雇员 100
14.A Poor Young Man 可怜的年轻人 101
15.Never Waste 决不浪费 102
16.Is the Guide Right? 导游说的对吗? 103
17.Who Is That Man? 那个人是谁? 104
18.Looking for Dad 找爸爸 105
19.I Want Both 我想买两只 106
20.Who Are They? 他们是谁? 107
21.My Gift to the Judge 贿赂法官的礼物 108
22.We Need Two of Those 我们需要两个 109
23.Imagingation 想像力 110
24.Thirst Come,Thirst Served 谁渴招待谁 111
25.A Famous Doctor 名医 112
26.A Clever Doctor 聪明的医生 113
27.Is He a Bridge? 他是座桥吗? 114
28.I'm the Doctor 我就是医生 115
29.He Is Too Old 他太老了 116
30.I can Do Nothing 无能为力 117
31.You Are Smarter Now 你现在聪明多了 118
32.Is He a Good Doctor? 他是好医生吗? 119
33.A Smart Horse 聪明的马 120
34.Bread and Eyes 面包和眼睛 121
35.Overcharge 要价太高 122
36.We Are Neighbours 我们是邻居 123
37.Five Hundred Times 五百遍 124
38.He Could Fly too 他还能飞 125
39.She Has a New Husband 又有新欢 126
40.Doing Shopping Too Early 购物太早 127
41.Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛? 128
42.A Silly Wife 傻妻子 129
43.My Warship Is your Wife 我的军舰就是你的妻子 130
44.I Can't see 我看不见 131
45.Are They Clever? 他们聪明吗? 132
儿童篇 134
1.I Want to Tell 我要讲出去 134
2.A Sausage 一根儿香肠 135
3.When Do We Start to Get Smaller? 何时变小? 136
4.Is Little Jack Clever? 小杰克聪明吗? 137
5.Always Last 还是最后一个 138
6.Sharks and Crocodiles 鲨鱼和鳄鱼 139
7.Why Was He Crying? 他为什么哭? 140
8.Whose Boots? 谁的靴子? 141
9.Why Did David Cry? 戴维为什么哭? 142
10.Blooming Chickens 开花的鸡 143
11.Torn Pants Better 撕裤子更好 144
12.He Wanted Two Balloons 他想要两只气球 145
13.Let Me Have It 把牙给我 146
14.Fire and Hot Water 火和热水 147
15.A Clever Boy 聪明的男孩 148
16.A"Brave"Boy “勇敢”的男孩 149
17.No Hoes 没有锄头 150
18.I Saw Father Get It Out 我看见爸爸弄出来的 151
19.Is There a Crib in Your Stomach? 肚里有小床吗? 152
20.The Art of Cry 哭的艺术 153
21.How Did the Kitten Die? 小猫是怎么死的? 154
22.Mr.Jenkins'Nose 詹金斯先生的鼻子 155
23.Ten Cents 十美分 156
24.Why Was the Boy Crying? 那个男孩为什么哭? 157
25.Swallow a Toy 咽下玩具 158
26.I Can't See Clearly 我看不清 159
27.Practising Polite Language 练习礼貌用语 160
28.Is the River Deep? 河水深吗? 161
29.Where Is the Cake? 蛋糕哪儿去了? 162
30.The Teacher Cried 老师哭了 163
31.An Apology 道歉 164
32.The Same Soup 同一碗汤 165
33.A Naughty Boy 淘气的小男孩 166
师生篇 168
1.Quality of a Musician 音乐家的素质 168
2.A Physics Examination 一次物理考试 169
3.Outwitted 青出于蓝 170
4.Fruit Salad 凉拌水果 171
5.Try the New Food 品尝新食品 172
6.Teacher's Pest 老师的小淘气 173
7.A Clever Professor 聪明的教授 174
8.Professor's Apology 教授的歉意 175
9.Why Are They Late? 他们为什么迟到? 176
10.Have You Read Hamlet? 你看过《哈姆雷特》吗? 177
11.Here Is Another 这里还有一只 178
12.Zoo and Park 动物园和公园 179
13.Cleaning Knives “擦刀”有方 180
14.May We Have Our Teacher Back? 我们能让我们的老师回来吗? 181
15.Your Coat Is on Fire 您的外衣着火了 182
16.History and Girlfriend 历史和女朋友 183
17.Outside and Inside 里外都算 184
名人篇 186
1.The Ragged boys 衣衫褴褛的人 186
2.Chaplain's First Appearance on the Stage 卓别林的初次登台演出 187
3.Giving You a New Start 让你获得新生 188
4.Tit for Tat 针锋相对 189
5.Benard Shaw and a Girl 萧伯纳与女孩 190
6.I Would Wish to Be an Orphan 我想当孤儿 191
7.You Should Pay Double Tuition 你应该付两倍的学费 192
8.Who Is Uglier? 谁更丑? 193
9.The Heavyweight Fighter and the Violinist 拳王和小提琴家 194
10.Meeting Acquaintances 遇到热人 195
11.The Birth of a Novel 一本小说的诞生 196
12.Einstein and Charlie Chaplin 爱因斯坦和查理·卓别林 197
13.Churchill and the Playwright 丘吉尔与剧作家 198
14.Clever Affendi 聪明的阿凡提 199
15.Churchill and Bernard Shaw 丘吉尔和肖伯纳 200
16.Maupassant's Answer 莫泊桑妙答 201
17.Hat and Head 帽子与脑袋 202