英语幽默大观 第1集PDF电子书下载

Contents 1

1．Clever Black Hens 1

2．A Good Deed 1

3．The Teacher's Notation…………………………（2 ） 1

4．Heat and Cold 2

5．It Doesn't Matter 3

6．Dead or Alive 3

7．Wonderful Science 5

8．The Weight 5

9．God Said 6

10．A Parrot 6

11．Horrible Stories 7

12．The Pot Died 7

13．They Are in My Hand 8

14．He's Broken My Toy 9

15．The Third Chicken 10

16．My Father Is Speaking 11

17．“Yes，Sir” 12

18．The Excuse 12

19．Say That to Herself 13

20．A Liar 13

21．An Obedient Child 14

22．The Professor's Lunch 15

23．“How Old Are You？” 15

24．The Only Cake 16

25．The Lost Ring 17

26．Who Knows？ 18

27．The Exact Length 18

28．Stick the Stamp On Yourself 19

29．An Umbrella 20

30．Are Flies Good to Eat？ 21

31．Was It a Horse？ 21

32．The Best and the Poorest 22

33．Six Answers to One Problem 23

34．The Look of the Letter G 23

35．The Location of the Nile 23

36．Did You Put Out the Light？ 24

37．It's Because 24

38．Do You Know Music？ 25

39．Heavier 25

40．He Didn't Help Me 25

41．Six and Four Are 26

42．A Polite Boy 26

44．“What Did I Do in School Today？” 27

43．5－2＝？ 27

45．The Queerest Thing 28

46．She Understands 28

47．The Barber's Explanation 29

48．No Wonder 30

49．Just Helpless 30

50．Buying Bread 31

51．Pleased to Meet You 32

52．An Absent-minded Professor………………………（33 ） 32

53．But You Have Got One 34

54．Why Was He Angry？ 35

55．I'd Look Even Sillier 35

56．The Same 36

57．I，You and She………………………………（36 ） 36

58．A Race 37

59．A Nautical Mile and A Mile……………………（38 ） 37

60．I Just Want to Make Sure 38

61．I Don't Know Where I'm Going 39

62．The Bet 40

63．The Bait 41

64．Peter's Answer 42

65．The Meaning of Having a New Baby 43

66．Rain 43

67．Mrs Williams and Mice 44

68．Not So Easy 45

69．“I”or“Eye” 46

70．Not for Today 46

71．That's Just the Trouble 47

72．A Dirtier Hand 47

73．Honesty 48

74．No Charge for the Luggage 49

75．Look Out 50

76．Mistaken 51

77．Too Drunk 51

78．Tom Saw a Tiger 52

79．The King and the Critic 53

80．Tommy and Olives 54

81．A Careless Professor………………（ 55 ） 54

82．Mosquitoes with Lanterns 56

83．A Funnier Story 56

84．Mother or Father 57

85．Out They Go 58

86．A Spider in the Paper 58

87．Too Poor 59

88．Not a Penny More 60

90．Ten Years'Work 61

89．A Picture of Police and Robber 61

91．The Father of All Things 62

92．Hit Him Again 63

93．He Prefers 63

94．The Clever Cock 64

95．Moving Pictures 65

96．She Wants to Keep Them 66

97．But I Must Find It 67

98．To Lie or to Be Polite 68

99．Who's That Strange Man？ 68

100．A Polite Robber 69

101．I Know You Would 70

102．Shorter Hours 72

103．For Something Undone 72

104．A Sign 72

106．Ten Years Younger 73

105．Asking the Way 73

107．The Shape of the Earth 74

108．My Feet Won't Fit 75

109．A Piece of Advice 75

110．On and Off 75

111．An English Boy in Spain 76

112．The Farmhand and the Landlord 77

113．Shouting His Prayers 78

114．Who Is the Printer？ 79

115．A Man in My Bed 79

116．Don't Worry 80

117．Constancy 81

118．More 82

119．A Gift 82

121．I Really Had to 83

120．The Products 83

122．Take a Chance 84

123．The Colour of the Traffic-lights 85

124．A Barking Dog Does Not Bite 86

125．The Stranger and the Schoolmaster 87

126．I Wasn't Listening 88

127．A Fly in the Soup 88

128．Not Necessary 89

129．Honesty 89

130．Unexpected 90

131．Ladies First 90

132．The Subject of My Essay……………………？ 90

133．“Please Kick！” 91

134．I Used Them to Patch the Hole 92

135．“I Don't Have the Time”……………………（92 ） 92

136．Cut the Legs off the Bed 93

137．An Evidence 94

138．The Plural of Child 95

139．Fools Multiply Fast 95

140．Necessary Hole…………………………………（ 96 ） 95

141．They've Done Their Best 96

142．A Proof 97

143．You Must Have a Walking Stick 97

144．“What's His Number？” 98

145．At the End 99

146．Wonderful Machine……………………………（ 99 ） 99

147．The Fool 100

148．Three and Three Hundred 100

149．They Know Everything 101

150．The Way to the Hospital 101

152．The Clever Boy and the Stupid Boy 102

151．The New Teacher 102

153．A Polite Horse 103

154．Nothing to Nothing 103

155．At the Barber's 104

156．Training a Dog to Bark 105

157．The Man Running after the Bus 105

158．Regret 106

159．“I Don't Hope You'll Be Late” 106

160．Who Is He？ 107

161．Wife and Dog 108

162．Peas 108

163．White Hair 109

164．A Nickel and Two Dimes 109

165．This Is Some Foolish Person 110

166．A Pair of Wrong Shoes 111

167．How Many Lights Were There？ 112

168．Better Sold Than Given 113

169．Answering the Phone 113

170．Two Vagrants 114

171．On the Field of Battle 114

172．They Never Stop 115

173．That Will Cost Me More Than a Basket Full of Things 116

174．Brilliant Opinion 117

175．Boy and Grown-up 117

176．Dense Fog 118

177．“I'm Not Having It All Cut Off” 118

178．Who Shall I Blame？ 119

179．On Shooting 120

180．Saying Good-bye 121

182．Which of You Hears Me First？ 122

181．Husband and Son 122

183．The Rich and the Learned 123

184．The Float 124

185．Whom Do You Believe？……………………？ 124

186．Who I Fooled？ 125

187．The Cat That Caused a Wedding 126

188．Did You Hear 127

189．I'd Better Come Later 127

190．What Great Event Happened in 1812？ 128

191．Who Was the First Man？ 128

192．A Call 129

193．The Sheep and the Money 129

194．The Pen 130

196．What If He Does No Wrong Again？ 131

195．A Forgetful Man 131

197．Who Is a Miser？ 132

198．Joe Richards'Birthday 133

199．How Much Is This One？ 134

200．The Present 135

201．If I Was in It 136

202．Who Cheated？ 137

203．The Dumb Speaks 138

204．Two Trips 139

205．Go Through the Monkey Mountain 140

206．Too Clever 141

207．A Dance Teacher 142

208．We Have Caught Three of Them 143

209．Offer Choice 144

210．Invention 144

211．May I Look at the Book Again？ 145

212．At the Box Office 146

213．The Call of the Child 146

214．An Apple and an Onion 147

215．Flying Age 147

216．He Didn't Notice It 148

217．The Bathroom Singer 148

218．A Sad Story 149

219．My Horse Eats Fish 150

220．Quick Thinking 151

221．That's Easy 152

222．Mark Twain and the Old Man 153

223．The Closest Answer 154

224．The Woman Who Knew Everything 154

225．The Carter's Light 157

226．100 Percent 158

227．What Do You Eat First？ 159

228．Why Be Fired？ 160

229．A Good Guesser 160

230．What Is It Made From？ 161

231．All Changed 161

232．Disturbing 162

233．Congratulation 162

234．A History Examination 163

235．A Grazing Cow 163

236．Tit for Tat 164

237．The Shopkeeper's Journey 165

238．Mr．Baker In Trouble？ 169

239．Poor Sidney 172

附：Key to Comprehension Exercises 175