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前言Preface 1

《启颜录》Collection of Jokes腊月何处有蛇咬A Snake in the Twelfth Moon Doesn't Bite 2

《谐噱》Humourous Stories长年术Longevity 8

《开颜录》Anthology of Jokes晏子趣事之一A Quip from"Stories about Master Yan" 10

《风月笑林》Wind and Moon Jest Book客答What the Guest Says in Reply 14

《艾子后语》Master Ai(Appendix)孙儿Grandson 16

病忘Amnesia 20

《露书》Book of Dew刑矮Shorty Xing 24

《应谐录》Spontaneous Humour同病Same Illness 26

学偷Learning Thievery 28

《雅谑》Elegant Banter呆子Idiot 34

呆县丞The Idiotic Assistant of a County Magistrate 36

不怕鬼Daredevils 38

止母念佛Ma,It's No Use Chanting the Name Of Buddha 42

诱出户Lure Me Outdoors 44

红米饭Red Glutinous Rice 46

死后佳Everything Is Fine in the Netherworld 48

恨卢郎A Matter for Regret 50

不死酒Elixir or Life 52

《笑林》Jest Book垛子God of Target 54

遇偷Burglary 56

问令尊Should Someone Ask for Your Father 58

糟饼Cakes Made from Distiller's Grain 60

不请客No Entertainments 64

不留客Not Asking the Guest to Stay 66

吃素The Cat Has Turned Vegetarian 68

借茶叶Borrowing Tea Leaves 70

《迂仙别记》Stories of the Revered Mr Yu屋漏Leaky Roof 72

《雪涛谐史》Humourous Stories from Snow Pavilion贼Thieves 74

卖酒Selling Wine 78

说谎者Liar 80

惧内Henpecked 82

化缘Begging Alms 84

《笑赞》Ode to Laughter大丈夫说不When a True Man Says No 86

善人好欺负Kindhearted People Are the Ones You Can Bully 88

暑月戴毡帽Wearing a Felt Hat in Summer 90

夹衣胜单衣A Lined Garment Is Better Than an Unlined One 92

你们所笑，定然不差What You Are Laughing at Must Be Fanny 94

《笑府》Treasure House of Funny Stories吹牛Talking Big 98

以正夫纲To Assert the Authority of the Husband 100

惧内吏A Henpecked Official 102

他不肯和He Refuses to Agree to a Draw 106

河鲀Globefish 108

《广笑府》Treasure House of Anecdotes妙处难学A Trick Too Hard to Learn 110

七十三八十四Seventy-three and Eighty-four 112

敢想吃他How Dare I Eat Them? 116

难为东道I Can't Afford to Play the Host 118

秋蝉Autumn Cicada 120

双斧劈柴Chopping Wood with Two Axes 122

酸酒Sour Wine 124

有钱者生No Money,No Life 126

有钱村牛A Wealthy Village Ox 128

死后不赊Don't Sell Me on Credit after I Die 130

一钱莫救One Copper Coin Is Too Much 132

洗衣Washing Clothes 134

矫揉不安贫Not Resigned to Poverty 136

《叙谭概》Chitchat陈公戒酒The Revered Mr Chen Trying to Give Up Drinking 140

《精选雅笑》Selection of Elegant Jokes蚊符Mosquito Expellent 142

盗牛Stealing an Ox 144

赏历Awarding a Calendar 146

夸富Braggadocio 148

躲债How to Avoid a Creditor 150

《博笑珠玑》Gems of Jokes嘲好酒人Wine Bibber Ridiculed 154

讥人刁诈Crafty Fellows Ridiculed 156

劝人行善One Must Do Good Works 160

《遣愁集》Stories for Dissipating Melancholy势利Snobbery 162

无功受赐Getting a Reward without Deserving It 164

《笑倒》Convulsive Laughter梦戏酌Party with Theatricals in Dreamland 166

请客Inviting a Guest to Dinner 168

背客吃饭Eating behind the Visitor's Back 170

脚像观音Her Feet Resemble Those of Avalokitesvara's 172

凑不起Unable to Gather Them Together 174

《增订解人颐新集》Amusing stories,Revised and Enlarged Edition雨Rain 176

《笑得好》It's Good to Laugh剩个穷花子与我Content with a Poor Beggar 178

愿变父亲Reincarnated as Your Father 182

哑子说话A Dumb Beggar Who Speaks 186

臭得更狠It Stinks to High Heaven 188

出气To Teach Him a Lesson for Me 192

我不见了I Am Missing 194

一张大口A Big Mouth 198

书是印成的Books Are Printed 200

愿换手指I Want Your Finger 204

限定岁数To Limit One's Age 208

喝风屙烟Inhaling Wind and Discharging Smoke 210

人参汤Ginseng Soup 214

四时不正Abnormal Weather 216

秀才断事A Scholar Sitting in Judgment 218

皇帝衣帽The Emperor's Crown and Gown 222

《笑得好二集》It's Good to Laugh,Vol.Ⅱ比送殡Like Attending a Funeral 224

忘记端午I've Forgotten It Was the Dragon Boat Festival 226

门上贴道人The Picture of a Taoist Priest Pasted on the Front Door 230

骂的人多Too Many Scolders 232

《笑笑录》Rollicking Laughter还磕头You Have to Kowtow Back 234

痴人说梦Idiotic Nonsense 238

高帽子Tall Hat 240

《嘻谈录》Ripples of Mirth愉酒Taking a Drink on the Sly 242

富家傻子The Imbecile Son of a Rich Family 248

《新镌笑林广记》Jest Book:Newly Engraved Edition七月儿Seven-month Baby 254

藏年Concealing Her Age 256

借水May I Have Some Water,Please? 258

坐椅子To Occupy a Chair 260