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I Will Forget It 1

One or Two 1

A Collar-button 3

Never Wear Glasses 3

An Interesting Answer 4

It's Not That 5

Old Hen and Young Hen 6

It's the Last Scene in the Picture 7

Where Is the Winner 8

Waste or Save 8

He Won 9

The Fish Net 10

Baby-sitter 11

They Were Easy 12

Best Time 13

Birthday 14

Haven't Lost 14

Don't pay the Bill 15

Three Reasons 16

A Careless Barber 17

Teacher and Student 17

Write Clearly 18

The Absent-minded Professor 20

Too Fat 20

It Depends 21

Patience 22

Beaten a Champion 23

A Good Example 23

The New Teacher 24

Good Sight 25

Money and Friends 26

The First Time 27

Who Is a Fool 28

I Taught the Teacher 29

You Never Called 30

Improvement 30

May I Use It 31

Whose Fault 32

A Question 33

Difference 33

Toothache 34

Three People 35

One Yuan 36

You Are Too Late 37

Millionaire 38

The Truth 39

Tom's Excuse 40

Longest and Shortest 40

Shut up 41

He Is Really Somebody 42

A Problem 43

Worries Are Over 44

The Result of a Promise 45

My Little Dog Can't Read 46

Hen's Legs 47

Good Thing He Has You 47

Do You Know Me 48

I Know You Too Well 49

A Baby Sister 50

Make up for Cat 51

Painkillers 53

I Never Thought So 53

Wonderful 54

Qualification 55

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 56

The Story of a Snail 57

When Do People Talk Least 58

Who Is the Laziest 59

A Physics Examination 60

A New Drug 61

An Answer 62

Advice for"Kid" 63

A Branch Office 64

The Plural Form of"Child" 65

Who Discovered Australia 66

No Cavities 67

Prepare Yourself 68

I Lost 69

Boxing and Running 70

A Smart Housewife 71

How Many Rabbits 72

Best Reward 73

American Way of Life 74

Half or Five Tenths 75

You Married Mine 76

Two Birds 77

An Appointment 78

How Did You Ever Get Here 79

Persistence 80

An Energetic Wife 81

Rules for Success 82

Point of No Return 83

Plagiarism 85

To Be on the Safe Side 86

Two Hearts Beating 87

A Woman's Answer 88

Where Is the Father 89

Only One Eye to Settle on 90

Two Cross-eyed Men 91

Looking for a Companion 92

Until They're Free 93

The Poor Husband 94

Did Your Father Help You 95

Excuse for Speeding 96

Difference 97

Camera 98

I Can Go Home 99

Good Points and Bad Points 100

I'll Go There Myself 101

Coincidence 103

A Call From a Frog 104

Which Woman 105

A Thank-you Note 106

Bad Business 107

A Boy or a Girl 108

Tit for Tat 109

Starstruck 110

It's a Puzzlement 112

Friend for Dinner 113

Three Whistles 114

Father of the Dead 115

The Choice of Word 116

Date 117

A Trip to Disney 118

What Time Is It Now 119

The Mean Man's Party 120

Creative 121

Congratulations 123

This Way to Request 124

Talking on the Telephone 125

Experience 126

Wedding or Not 127

Skunk 129

Too Polite 130

It's Not a Gun 131

Good News and Bad News 132

l'll Delete Them in a Few Minutes 133

Wings 135

Is He Dying 136

Excellent Skills 137

Take a Taxi 138

The Reason of the Famine 139

The Mistaken Father 141

Boy,Oh Boy 142

The Nice Wedding Gift 143

An Old Couple's Quarrel 145

One Side of the Case 146

Bedtime Prayers 147

Only Once 148

I Want Her to Go Nuts 149

Keep the Change 150

The Bad News and the Terrible News 151

A Hasty Interruption 152

Twin Lobsters 154

The Long and Short of It 155

I'm Glad 157

Visual Training 158

Delicious 159

An Excellent Scheme 160

Virtue 162

West Point 163

But the Teacher Cried 164

Stupid Orders 166

My Boss and I 168

Letter of Recommendation 169

A Plumber 170

Early Shopper 171

Imitation 172

Part-time Job 173

Large Uniforms 174

A Vacation Cruise 176

Keep the Change 177

Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw 178

Sleeping Pills 180

She Is Left-handed 181

The Effect of Advertisement 182

The Very Last Birthday 184

Midway Tactics 185

Why Didn't You Go with Him 186

Student Recruitment 188

The Bells 189

Quick Reaction 190

I'm Not Having It All Cut off 192

Rope or Ox 193

The Lost Purse 194

Three Surgeons 195

Back up Two Miles 197