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1．Taking a Chance冒险 1

2．The Watchful Woman警惕的女人 4

3．Mv Cat我的猫 6

4．I Haven t Even Got a Ticket我没买车票 8

5．The General Theory of Relativity广义相对论 10

6．You Look Like Your Father你长得像你爸爸 12

7．Cat Call呼唤猫 14

8．My Dogs我的狗 16

9．An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle一则新型自行车广告 18

10．In a Dilemma左右为难 20

11．The Classical Music古典音乐 22

12．A Secret Weapon秘密武器 24

13．Who Was He他是谁 26

14．The Consciousness of Safety安全意识 28

15．A Clever Boy聪明的男孩 30

16．A Neighbor邻居 32

17．The Happiest Day最幸福的日子 34

18．The Security安全 36

19．The Audience and the Son观众与儿子 38

20．The Successful Artist成功的音乐家 40

21．What will You Take你想要什么 42

22．Admiration羡慕 44

23．The Life Insurance人寿保险 46

24．The Probability概率 48

25．A Foot Race竞走比赛 50

26．The Uncanny Ability神秘的能力 52

27．Honesty诚实 54

28．I Hope I Have the Wrong Number但愿我拨错了 56

29．Confusion神志不清 58

30．Father s Singing父亲的歌声 60

31．Nobody s Perfect人无完人 62

32．A Knotty Problem难题 64

33．A Dancing Partner舞伴 66

34．A Patient Mother耐心的母亲 68

35．A Reference Matter参照物 70

36．Offering a Seat让座 72

37．Within a Stone s Throw一箭之地 74

38．The Officer and the 0ld Soldier军官与老兵 76

39．Chinatown唐人街 78

40．Playing Hide-and-Seek捉迷藏 80

41．A Sailor海员 82

42．Where Do You Want It你想注射在哪儿 84

43．A“Poor”Business Man“穷”商人 86

44．The Generation Gap代沟 88

45．A Duck oin the Golf Course高尔夫球场的鸭子 90

46．Studying a Foreign Language学外语 92

47．What Is This这是什么 94

48．A Minister in a Seedy Bar低级酒吧里的牧师 96

49．A Candle of the Freedom自由之烛 98

50．The Fast Delivery快件 100

51．Sending“Fire”to the Door送“火”上门 102

52．The Guarantee担保 104

53．I Volunteer to Be Second我自愿第二 106

54．An Experienced Sea Captain经验丰富的船长 108

55．Paradise天堂 110

56．“Decision”“决心” 112

57．A Lazy Boy懒惰的男孩 114

58．Solutions解决方法 116

59．How Much Do You Want to Make It?你想等于多少？ 118

60．Buying a Ticket for the Dog给狗买张票 120

61．Whv Not Take down Your Nose?为什么不把鼻子拿下来 122

62．Is Fly Delicious?苍蝇好吃吗？ 124

63．An Old Woman and the Beer老太太与啤酒 126

64．You Are the No.8你是第8条 128

65．Be Care of My Grapes小心！我的葡萄 130

66．Sweeping Graves扫墓 132

67．The Doctor and the Medical Textbooks医生和医学教科书 134

68．Reagon and His Dream里根与他的梦 136

69．The Barber and Dabbaly理发师与大巴依 138

70．Two Woman Make One Thousand Ducks两个女人就顶一千只鸭子 140

71．An Exam and Deceit考试与欺骗 142

72．A Promise or a Threat许诺还是威胁 144

73．Putting out a Fire灭火 146

74．Putting Two Table of APC放两片阿司匹林 148

75．He Was Not他不是 150

76．I would Rather Spend My Rest Life Here我愿意在此度过我的余生 152

77．Lady First女士优先 154

78．How to Get to the Security Office?去警察局怎么走？ 156

79．Making up Stories编造故事 158

80．Complaining抱怨 160

81．A Man Never Laughs一个从来就不笑的人 162

82．Professor and a Robin教授和知更鸟 164

83．Who Lost谁输了？ 166