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A Good Diet 一个好食谱 1

Is That Man A Gentleman? 那个人是绅士吗？ 2

The Silly Shoemaker 愚蠢的鞋匠 4

Modern Paintings 现代油画 5

Little Betty 小贝蒂 7

One Or Four? 一个还是四个 8

The Sun Hotel 太阳酒店 10

A Skeleton 骷髅 11

The Girl Soldier In The Choir 唱诗班里的女兵 12

The New Fence 新篱笆 14

Billy s Picture 比利的画 15

Mending Watches 修表 16

Clever Affendi 聪明的阿凡提 18

Every Minute Of The Day 每天的每一分钟 19

A Problem In Arithmetic 算术上的问题 21

Father s Singing 父亲的歌声 23

Where Is My Car? 我的汽车在哪？ 24

Honesty 诚实 25

Priest And Farmer 牧师与农夫 27

Bad Memory 健忘 29

A Cup Of Coffee 一杯咖啡 30

A Drowning Man 溺水的人 32

I Thought He Was A Bear 我以为他是一只熊 33

Selling By Seizure 抓住来卖 34

A Kind Gentleman 一个好心的绅士 36

Prayers 祈祷 37

Do You Want Your Trousers To Fall Down? 你想让你的裤子掉下来吗？ 39

An Alarm Clock 闹钟 40

Famous People 名人 42

Mummy s Warning 妈妈的警告 43

The Painter s Bill 粉刷匠的账单 45

Buy Me Out 出钱使我放弃财产 46

A Kind Nurse 好心的护士 48

I Can t 我不能 49

Why Didn t You Think That Before? 你以前为什么没这么想？ 51

Don t Be Frightened 别害怕 53

Where Are The Trousers? 裤子在哪？ 54

Catching Fish 钓鱼 55

I ve Not Even Seen Him Yet! 我还见过他! 57

Hair-Cutting 剪头发 58

A Clefer Judge 一个聪明的法官 60

You re Wrong 你错了 61

I ve Found Your Cap 我找到了你的帽子 63

No Way To Post The Letter 没法寄信 64

You ve Cured All The Sick People 你已经治愈了所有的病人 66

She Wants Coins 她想要硬币 68

I Was Lonely Too 我也很寂寞 69

The Shortened Trousers 改短的裤子 71

Very Pleased To Meet You 很高兴见到你 72

Which Date Is Which? 哪个DATE是哪个？ 74

A Telephone Call 一个电话 76

The Policeman And The Thief 警察和小偷 78

Modern Ways Of Fighting 现代方式的战斗 80

Who Is Fooled? 谁被愚弄了？ 81

An Unexpected Answer 一个出乎意料的答案 83

Mismatch 错配 85

The Author And The Rich Man 作家与富翁 87

A Proud Question 值得骄傲的问题 89

A Clever Professor 聪明的教授 90

Canceling The Appointment 取消检查 91

She s My Daughter 她是我女儿 92

A Smart Boy 聪明的男孩 93

somewhere To Stand 站的地方 94

Two Run-Down Hotels 两家破旅馆 95

Too Polite 太客气了 96

Five Hundred Times 五百遍 97

Writing Communication 书面交流 98

A Silly Wife 愚蠢的妻子 99

What s His Number? 他的电话号码是多少？ 100

Mother-in-law 岳母 101

Old Clothes 旧衣服 102

Lecture 教训 103

Boasting 吹牛 104

A Clever Dog 聪明的狗 105

A Penny 一便士 106

I ve Got The Hiccups 我在打嗝儿 108

A Prim Lady 古板的太太 109

Address 讲话 110

Fifty-words Composition 50字的作文 111

I Don t Know How To Draw It 我不知道怎么画 112

A Clever Author 机智的作家 114

Playing Mailman 做邮递员 115

Do You Have Something Cheaper? 你有便宜点的东西吗？ 116

A Village Idiot 乡下傻瓜 117

I Had To Take MY Coa Off 我不得不把外衣脱下来 118

Oh,I m Sorry 哦，对不起 120

Your Face Looks Very Familiar 你看上去很面熟 121

Who Is Smarter? 谁更聪明？ 122

This Bat Is Not That Bat 这蝙蝠非那蝙蝠 123

A Forgetful Husband 健忘的丈夫 125

The Reason 原因 126

Go Through Red Lights 闯红灯 127

The Log 日志 128

A Prod 激励 129

Wonderful Medicine For Hearing Problem 治疗听力的好药 130

Why Are You So Happy? 你们为什么这么高兴？ 131

The Same Service 相同的服务 132

Exchange 交换 133

A Scotchman s Appetite 一个苏格兰人的胃口 135

How Can I Get Home Tonight? 今晚我怎么回家？ 136

The Grandmother Upstairs 楼上的祖母 137

Ave Maria 圣母玛丽亚 138

Virus Meningitis 病毒性脑膜炎 140

First Aid 急救 141

Examination For Abnormal Tendencies 异常倾向测试 142

The Sun Wouldn t Be Hot At Night 晚上太阳不热 143

Not The Same Girl 不是同一个女孩 145

Speak Faster, Please 请你说快些 146

A Naughty Student 淘气的学生 147

That s Odd 他就是古怪 149

Loophole In Law 法律的漏洞 150

The Best Physicians 最出色的内科医生 152

Real Laziness 的确很懒 153

Composition 作文 154

Hot Water 热水 155

Of Course They Are! 当然是干净的 157

A False Friend 虚伪的朋友 158

Pupil Of Paderewski 帕德罗斯基的学生 160

Bad Eyesight 糟糕的视力 161

The Light Is A Lot Better Here 这儿的灯亮一些 163

The Headmaster s Post-office Box 校长的信箱 164

Uninteresting Life 无聊的生活 165

Quick reaction 机智的反应 167

The Artist And The Farmer 画家和农民 168

500个英语词汇 170