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The History Is Repeating Itself 1

You Ought To Be Ashamed 3

Father s Name 5

Only“One Day 7

Drunk 9

A Heated Discussion In A Family 11

Opening A Branch Office 13

Why Study? 15

The Doctor And The Lawyer 17

Keep Feeding Him Nickles 19

The Same Mother 21

A“Hero” 23

Letters From Sons 25

It s Not My Ear 27

Love 29

A Polite Horse 31

Doing A Good Deed 33

Half Dead 35

The Plumber Is Late 37

Seeing Is Not Always Believing 39

Two Cakes 41

Telephone Number 43

Jack s Address 45

Beer 47

He Will Beat Me 49

Do Fish Ever Sweat? 51

When To Write 53

I ll Take Two 55

The Opposite Result 57

It s Not A Picture 59

History Examination 61

Take Medicine 63

An Absent-minded Professor 65

A Poor Poet 67

I ll Learn The Latter Half 69

How Much Is The Plane Fare? 71

A Farmer And A Vet 73

A Hundred Per Cent 75

I Saw Father Get It Out 77

Two Years 79

The Rope And The Weather 81

Outside And Inside 83

Is Your Wife At Home Now? 85

A Silly Husband 87

I Shot Them All 89

A Silly Professor 91

Let Me Have It 93

The Name 95

What Do You Need Most? 97

Why Was He Fired? 99

Nineteen Or Thirty-eight? 101

He Said Nothing 103

She didn t Say Anything 105

Bouncing Up And Down 107

The Art Of Cry 109

It Is Out Too 111

She Ate All My Bait 113

Let s Have A Try 115

A Clever Answer 117

A Faithful Pupil 119

I Am A Barber 121

A Silly Servant 123

Sold Out 125

I Want To Tell 127

Is There A Crib In Your Stomach? 129

Sand And Fur Coat 131

No Hoes 133

Coincidence 135

All Languages Spoken 137

Are you Going To Dance? 139

It s Not That 141

A Friend Of The Duck 143

Bad Or Worse 145

A Clever Boy 147

Is Tom Right? 149

Who Were The Other Two? 151

Politeness 153

Ten Cents 155

I Didn t Need It Then 157

He Was Broken Again 159

You Got It Again 161

The Boss And His Secretary 163

I Thought the Owner Was Dead 165

Can I Come Inside? 167

Parent And Teacher 169

The Oldest Mom 171

Quits 173

Is Mrs Smith Clever? 175

No Man Is Perfect 177

Twenty-six Candles 179

Let Him Go 181