读幽默故事学英语词汇 1PDF电子书下载

Problem Solver 专门排忧解难的人 1

Who Was On The Earth First 谁先来到世界上 2

Hitler Saw A Film 希特勒看电影 3

Which One To Choose? 选择哪个？ 4

The Twins 双胞胎 5

First Aid 急救 6

Excuse 借口 7

A Parrot s Answer 鹦鹉的回答 8

Editor s Reply 编辑的回信 9

The Silly Bellboy 愚蠢的服务员 10

What Are You Here For? 你来这儿干什么？ 11

An Unpleasant Meeting 一次不愉快的见面 12

I ll Take Two 我要两辆 13

A Scapegoat 一只替罪羊 14

The Same Result 相同的结果 15

Fight 打架 16

The Biggest Liar 说谎的祖师爷 17

The Silly Policeman 愚蠢的警察 18

Payment 报酬 19

A Strange Question 奇怪的问题 20

A Bet 一个赌 21

A Recently-adopted Policy 最新的规定 22

How Deep Was The River? 河水有多深？ 23

A Sprained Finger 扭伤的手指 24

A Judge And An Indian Witness 法官与印第安证人 25

The First Day Of Basketball Practice 篮球训练第一天 27

The Silly Doctor 愚蠢的医生 28

Thinking Before Speaking 说话之前先思考 29

A Skeleton 一副骨架 30

It Is Very Kind Of You To Help Me 非常感谢你们帮我 31

A Hundred In Two Things 在两方面得100分 32

I Don t Hear Anything 我什么都听不见 33

Tom s ID 汤姆的身份证 34

A Memento In The Gold Locket 金项盒里的纪念品 35

Dagger 短剑 36

The Reply Letter Of The Department Of Agriculture 农业部的答复信 37

A Good Boy 乖孩子 38

I m Not Lost 我没迷路 39

No Need To See A Doctor 不必看医生 40

This Is Our Row 我们是坐在这排 42

She s Left-Handed 她是左撇子 43

The Walls Get Thicker 墙变厚了 44

A Clever woman 聪明的女人 45

I Knew 我知道了 46

Four Words 四个字 47

Instead Of Speaking 以之代言 48

The Wrong Board 牌子错误 49

What Are They Talking About? 他们在谈什么？ 50

A Stupid Thief 愚蠢的小偷 51

I Am Acting Like A Lady 我要做淑女 52

Who Is Silly? 谁傻？ 53

Catching Quickly 快速理解 54

Have A Rest 休息一会儿 55

Honesty And Sagacity 诚实与精明 56

The Same Soup 同样的汤 57

Troubles 烦恼 58

A Clever Mother 聪明的妈妈 59

A Puzzling Problem 费解的问题 60

What Are You Afraid Of? 你怕什么？ 61

The Last Words 遗言 63

When Will Your Dad And Mom Come Back? 你父母何时回来？ 64

Break The News Gently 婉转告知 65

Save Money 省钱 66

None Other Than The Man 不是别人 67

A Good Solution 一个好办法 68

In The Directory 在电话簿里找 69

Not Giving Her A Dime 没给她一个子 71

Tom And His Mother 汤姆和妈妈 72

A Clever Boy 一个聪明的孩子 73

You re Slow 你太慢了 74

There Must Be Something Wrong 一定是什么地方搞错了 75

One Penny And One Penny Make Two Pence 一个便士加一个便士等于两个便士 76

NO Need Of Saying Anything 没必要说 77

A Kind Boy 好心的男孩 78

I Am The Tailor 我就是那个裁缝 80

A Good Doctor 一位好医生 81

How Did You Know? 你怎么知道的？ 82

The Laziest Man On The Farm 农场上最懒惰的人 84

A Confused Husband 糊涂的丈夫 85

Drive To London 开车去伦敦 86

George And Dog 乔治和狗 87

A Lazy Boy 懒惰的男孩 88

Seeing A friend Off 给一个朋友送行 90

Are You Okay? 你怎么样？ 91

Have You Played Before? 你以前打过球吗？ 92

Don t Let Him In! 不要让他进来! 94

The Name Will Be On The Letters 名字在信上 95

A Trap 圈套 96

Helen s Glasses 海伦的眼镜 97

Next Life 下辈子 99

Problems 问题 100

Two Hours Lunch 两个小时的午餐 101

The Shallow End 浅的一边 103

Where Am I? 我在哪儿？ 104

The Strange Rule 奇怪的约定 105

Do You Dance? 你会跳舞吗？ 107

Does The Dog Know The Proverb? 狗知道这条谚语吗？ 108

The Best Room 最好的房间 110

Fred s Car 弗雷德的车 111

The Teacher Cried 教师哭了 112

Go And Get A Kiss 去吻吧 113

Why Do You Never Phone Me? 为什么你从不打电话给我？ 115

I Almost Yelled 我差一点就叫出来 116

New Telephone Number 新电话号码 117

Who Died? 谁死了？ 119

If I Was In It 如果我在里面 120

I Am Wearing My Trousers 我穿着裤子呢？ 122

A Troublesome Child 让人烦心的孩子 123

The Same Reason 同样的理由 125

Drinking Milk Is Dangerous 喝牛奶很危险 126

How Did We All Meet? 我们怎么碰到一起的？ 128

Who Is George Washington? 谁是乔治·华盛顿？ 130

Keeping Accounts 记账 131

Interview 面试 133

A Young Officer And An Old Soldier 一个年轻军官和一个老兵 134

She Is Outside 她在外面 136

Ladies Lavatory In Airplane 飞机上的女厕所 137

You ve Win 你赢了 139

In A Train Car 在火车上 140

Is He A Good Doctor? 他是个好医生吗？ 141

Artist And Beggar 艺术家和乞丐 143

The Greeks Did 希腊人麻烦可大了 144

A Humor Policeman 幽默的警察 146

Less Than An Hour 不够一小时 147

Laugh In English 英国式的笑声 149

Thinking Before Buying Anything 买之前想一想 150

General Pershing s Statue 珀欣将军的塑像 152

Harry s Whisky 亨利的威士忌 153

Peter s Answer 彼得的回答 155

Jackie And Billy 杰克和比利 156

It Was Raining Fish 下鱼 158

Two Trips 两次飞行 159

Stonebreaker 碎石机 160

I m Not Leaving 我不走 162

A Clever Husband 聪明的丈夫 163

A Stranger 陌生人 164

We Want One Of Those 我们想要一个 166

What Do You Want Now? 你还想要什么？ 167

Making Others Glad 给予别人快乐 169

I Know 我知道 170

A Poor Brother 可怜的哥哥 172

A Simple Reason 一个简单的原因 173

Carrying A Cupboard 搬柜子 175

1000个英语词汇 177