英语幽默笑话集PDF电子书下载

1.A Good Deed 1

2.The Teacher s Notation（批语） 1

3.Heat and Gold 2

4.It is Quite Dark in My Shed 2

5.I Am Twice Eighteen 3

6.That s a Thief! 4

7.Do You Know How to Swim? 5

8.But I ve Been to School 6

9.How to Get the Caps Back 7

10.Too Long and Too Small 8

11.Playing Hide-and -seek 9

12.I m Very Sorry to Hear It 10

13.A Clever Farmer 11

14.Cut This Cake in Half 12

15.King Solomon and Two Women 13

16.Are Flies Good to Eat? 15

17.The Barber s Explanation 15

18.The Old Shoes 16

19.Dead or Alive? 17

20.Just Helpless 19

21.An Absent-minded（糊涂的）Professor 20

22.The Bet（打赌） 21

23.The Bait（诱饵） 22

24.Peter s Answer 23

25.Two Friends and a Bear 24

26.Look Out 25

27.Mosquitoes（蚊子）with Lanterns（灯笼） 26

28.Mother or Father 27

29.Too Poor 27

30.Hit Him Again 28

31.Don t Worry 29

32.I Used Them to Patch（补）the Hole 30

33.I Don t Have the Time 31

34.Cut the Legs off the Bed 32

35.The Closest Answer 33

36.All Changed 34

37.Six or Eleven 34

38.I Just Keep Seeing My Daddy! 35

40.The Front Door 37

41.What s His Number? 37

42.The Clever Boy and the Stupid Boy 38

43.What Did He Eat? 39

44.The Respected Doctor 41

45.The Sea and the Bed 42

46.The Fox and the Sick Lion 43

47.Belling the Cat 44

48.At the Barber s（理发室） 45

49.Regret 46

50.Who Is He? 47

51.Peas（笨蛋） 48

52.A Nickel and Two Dimes 49

53.How Many Lights Were There? 50

54.Flattery（恭维话） 51

55.Waiting to Make a Phone Call 52

56.A Good Friend 52

57.A Silly Boy 53

58.That Will Cost Me More 54

59.Brilliant Opinion（高见） 55

60.Dense Fog（大雾） 56

61.I m Not Having It All Cut Off 57

62.On Shooting 58

63.The King and the Magician（魔术师） 59

64.Rich Man and Poor Man 60

65.The Monkey Man 61

66.The Perfect Pearl 64

67.Make Your Own Bed 66

68.Baby-sitting 67

69.The Thief Took the Camera 68

70.How Much Is This One? 69

71.The Present 70

72.Who Cheated? 71

73.Too Clever 72

74.We Have Caught Three of Them 74

75.A Sad Story 75

76.Mark Twain and the Old Man 76

77.She s on the Roof 77

78.A Bad Foot 79

79.Digging a Bigger Hole at the Bottom 80

80.The Smell of Fried Fish（炸鱼） 81

81.Logic（逻辑） 83

82.Whose Suitcase Was It? 84

83.At a Coffee Shop 86

84.A Woman Driver 87

85.The Bloody Thumb（拇指） 88

86.Jack Didn t Know Napoleon Was Ⅲ 90

87.It s Unfair 91

88.On a Train 92

89.The Letter-box Key 93

90.What Had He Been Smuggling（走私）？ 95

91.He Couldn t Swim the Atlantic 96

92.Simple or Complex 97

93.What Are They Laughing at? 98

94.Napoleon s Last Fault 99

95.The Country Mouse and the City Mouse 100

96.Loving Couples 102

97.An Imaginative Wife 103

98.Illegible（无法辨认的）Writing 104

99.Buy Reading 105

100.Old Friend Agreed to Help 106

101.A Bitter（苦涩的）Joke 108

102.Mark Twain in Night Train 109

103.The Bag of Flour 111

104.A Forgetful Actor 113

105.An Avid（热心的）Football Fan or Not 114

106.A Wonderful Computer Scale（秤） 114

107.Here I Am Again 116

108.A Pair of Odd（不成对的）Shoes 117

109.The Old Man and the Merchants 118

110.The Last Shot 120

111.The Tiger and the Monkey 122

112.But Not Mike 124

113.Give and Take 125

114.Would You Turn off the Light When You Leave? 126

115.The Wisdom of a Poor Man 128

116.Drinking for My Friend 130

117.The Bull s Milk 131

118.A Drinker s Success 133

119.A Friend to My House 134

120.The Rich Man s Sons 135

121.The Absent-minded（健忘的）Professor 138

122.Which One Is the Cleverest? 140

123.Older Hair 142

124.A Fire 142

125.A Fall 143

126.Mr.Smith Liked to Be Exact 144

127.What s the Matter with You? 145

128.My Name Is Stonebreaker 146

129.In a Train Car 147

130.I ve Passed My Right on to You 148

131.You re Right 150

132.Confusion（乱作一团） 152

133.Starving Aboard（在船上挨饿） 153

134.A Guide in the Fog 154

135.That s All She Needs 156

136.The Same 157

137.Train Yourself to Be Patient 158

138.It s Hot Water 159

139.The King and His Bag of Gold 160

140.Honesty 162

141.Shave（给……刮脸）Me First 163

142.It Was Not Enough 164

143.Shorten Them by Two Inches 166

144.I Have Faith in the Lord 167

145.A Fox, a Wolf and a Lion 168

146.The Man Upstairs 169

147.Earthquake! 171

148.If I Was Inside It 171

149.The Cat and the Parrot 172

150.A Bizarre（异乎寻常的）Decision 173

151.“He Has Went” 174

152.Only One Cake Left 176

153.My Teeth Are in the Piece 177

154.Take the Money or Justice（正义） 178

155.To Hell with Churchill and His Speech 178

156.A Way Out 179

157.A=X+Y+Z 181

158.Singing or Crack（爆裂声）？ 182

159.A Mistaken Boy 183

160.Such a Forgetful Couple 185

161.In the Wrong Street 186

162.They Both Didn t Know the Boy 187

163.They Clapped Not for Him 188

164.The Mouse King Wanted to Marry His Daughter 190

165.The Thieves Had Taken Everything 192

166.The Man of Great Importance（大人物） 193

167.The Rabbit and the Fox 195

168.A Mouse 196

169.The House Is Circling（转） 197

170.Where Is the Missing Dollar? 198

Key to Comprehension Exercises 201