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1．Missed Again/又没打中 1

2．Making Babies/生孩子 2

3．On A Bus/在汽车上 3

4．Alcohol/酒精 4

5．The Fool/傻瓜 4

6．A Penny/一便士 5

7．First Question/首要问题 5

8．Career Choice/选择职业 6

9．Marry Him/嫁给他 6

10．Looking For A Job/求职 7

12．Flowers/送花 8

11．Pet Tragedy/宠物悲剧 8

13．Einstein And Driver/爱因斯坦和司机 9

14．Divorce Story/离婚的故事 10

15．Who Got My Voice First/谁先听到 11

16．Poisoned Coffee/有毒的咖啡 12

17．The Beautiful View/美丽景观 13

18．Bad Luck/噩运 14

19．Police Chase/警车追逐 15

20．Is Your Wife Home Now/你妻子在家吗 16

21．Biting Humor/咬人幽默 17

23．An Entrance Examination/入学考试 18

22．Are Flies Good To Eat/苍蝇好吃吗 18

24．The Funeral/葬礼 19

25．I Have To Stand/总得站着 20

26．“I Must Be A Lawyer”/“我肯定是个律师 21

27．Appendicitis/阑尾炎 22

28．The Water Hole/水坑 23

29．Drunk/醉鬼 23

30．Christmas Present/圣诞礼物 24

31．The Shredder/碎纸机 25

32．The Florist/花店老板 26

33．Running Home At Night/夜归 27

34．Kissing The Mirror/亲吻镜子 28

35．He Will Follow Us/跟过去 29

36．Running Home/跑回家 30

37．The Motorcycler/摩托车手 31

38．The Poor Old Man/可怜的老人 32

39．Suck Chocolate/吮巧克力 33

40．Parking/停车 33

41．Miss The Train/误车 35

42．The New Maid/新女仆 36

43．Rose/玫瑰 38

44．Banker s Woe/银行家的悲哀 38

45．Peace/安宁 40

46．Soap And Water/肥皂和水 41

47．A Private Conversation/私人谈话 42

48．Police Story/警察的故事 43

49．It Is No Use/没必要 44

50．Free Ride/免费乘车 44

51．Necklace And Moon/项链与月亮 45

52．Both Mistaken/两人都错了 45

53．Ole s obituary/奥尔的讣告 46

54．Dick s Questions/迪克的问题 47

55．What is Your Favorite Fruit/你爱吃哪种水果 48

56．Three Gents/三位绅士 48

57．Two oranges/两个桔子 49

58．Mr .Jones And Mr.Smith/琼斯先生与史密斯先生 50

59．Only One Who Could Answer/只有他能答得出 51

60．A Cap In The Hair/头发里的帽子 52

61．Hint/暗示 53

62．Father And Monkey/父亲与猴子 53

63．A Long Time/许久 54

64．An Energetic Wife /精力旺盛的妻子 55

65．A Forgetful Man/健忘的人 55

66．Stranger/陌生人 56

67．A Party/宴会 57

68．A Problem/头疼事 58

69．I ll Keep It On My Floor/放在地板上 59

70．You re Not Going To Make It/你活不成了 60

72．Blast Off/爆炸 61

71．A Pleasant Surprise/惊喜 61

73．Modern Life/现代生活 62

74．You Are Too Late/你太晚了 62

75．A Stubbom Horse/倔强的马 63

76．She Is Left-handed/她是左撇子 64

77．Joke/玩笑 65

78．The Very last Birthday/最后的生日 66

79．Now She Knows/终于明白了 67

80．The Mistaken Father/糊涂父亲 68

81．Gallant And Buoyant/殷勤的和轻快的 68

82．Smart Machine/聪明的机器 69

83．The Cat And The Saucer/猫与托盘 70

84．Happy In Dream/梦中的幸福 71

85．Senior Class/长辈 71

86．A Bookworm s Wedding Night/一个书呆子的新婚之夜 72

87．At The Supermarket/在超级市场 73

88．She d Rather Buy A Gift/她宁愿买一件礼物 73

89．Two Hearts Beating/两颗心脏在跳动 74

90．Smart Bride/机灵的新娘 74

91．Day After Day/日复一日 75

92．He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches/他把她的椅子降低了6寸 76

93．Foresight/先见之明 77

94．Irrelevant Answer/答非所问 77

95．Which Month Did He Go Away/几月走的 78

97．A Woman s Answer/妇女的回答 79

96．We Have The Same Mother/同一母亲 79

98．Not So Easy/没那么容易 80

99．The Choice Of Word/选词 80

100．Threatening Letters/恐吓信 81

101．The Only Remedy/唯一的被救办法 81

102．Wedding Or Not/是否结婚 82

103．You re Not Coming Empty-handed,Are You?/你不会空手而来，对吧？ 82

104．Your Uncle Ezre/你的叔叔埃兹拉 83

105．Doctor s Advice/医生的劝告 84

106．Wasted Sweetness/徒劳的拉票 85

108．Liberty In Darkness/黑暗中的自由 86

107．Standing By/待命 86

109．Boy And Cake/男孩和饼 87

110．A Long Face/拉长脸 88

111．Gallant Effort/殷勤 88

112．Barber s Wife/理发师的妻子 89

113．Jumper/跳伞员 90

114．Honesty/诚实 90

115．Bad Memories/坏记性 92

116．Too Smart For Bad/青出于蓝 93

117．Really Serious/确实严重 93

118．Why Was She Angry/她为什么生气 94

119．Skip A Day/跳过一天 95

120．It Made No Difference/没什么两样 96

121．Who Pushed Me/是谁推我了 97

122．Atheist/无神论者 97

123．Two Champions/两个冠军 98

124．The Place Is Full Of Mothers/妈妈太多 99

125．True Feelings/实情 99

126．Why She Did Not Talk/不说为妙 100

127．Johnny Knew/约翰尼知道 101

128．Born First Lady/天生第一夫人 101

129．Fashion/赶时髦 102

130．Unfair/不公平 103

132．Secondhand/二手货 104

131．The Same Feeling/同样的感觉 104

133．A Penny Pincher/守财奴 105

134．Being Considerate/善解人意 106

135．Smart Dad/精明的父亲 107

136．Fame And Hard Work/名声与艰苦劳动 108

137．Senior Citizen/老年公民 109

138．As The Years Turn/生日来临之际 110

139．Saving Matches/节约火柴 110

140．Selfish?/谁自私？ 111

141．Scholar And Farmer/学者和农夫 112

142．More Rare!/嫩得稀奇！ 113

144．Mum Wouldn t Like/妈妈不让 114

143．Bob s Answer/博比的回答 114

145．Smart Or Not/谁不聪明 115

146．The Least To Buy/至少要买这些 116

147．God Got An A/上帝得了A 116

148．The Art Of Bribery/受贿有术 117

149．Only Saw One/只看见一个 117

150．Bragging/吹牛 118

151．Thankful/感激的 119

152．Straight Forward/直截了当 119

153．Christmas Tree/ 圣诞树 120

154．Fair Question/合理的问题 120

156．Before The Store Opened/在商店开门前 121

155．Look Differently/看法不同 121

157．Dear,These Are My Jeans/亲爱的，那是我的裤子 122

158．Be A Passenger/坐在乘客席上 122

159．Do It Again/再来一次 123

160．Over-reacted/过分紧张 124

161．Send Him Away/把它送走 125

162．No More Babies!/别太多孩子！ 126

163．Symbol/标志 127

164．Pick Me Up/接我 128

165．Ways And Means/方法与途径 129

166．Half-lost/一半的损失 130

167．Solution To Problems/解决难题 131

168．Injured At Pearl Harbor/在珍珠港受伤 132

169．Right/公民权利 133

170．A Gentleman/绅士 134

171．I m Glad/我很高兴 135

172．It s His Fault/是他的错 136

173．An Absent-minded Professor/心不在焉的教授 137

174．Who Was The First Man/谁是第一个男人 138

175．Good Intentions/良好的心愿 139

176．A Mysterious Letter/一封神秘的信 140

177．A Barking Wife/汪汪叫的妻子 141

178．A Rich Father/有钱的父亲 142

179．The Rain/下雨 143

180．Fire!Fire/火！火！ 144

181．I Don t Need To Steal Anymore/我不需要再偷了 145

182．Before The Trouble Starts/趁麻烦出现之前 146

183．Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife/你停止打妻子了吗 147

184．Bribery/贿赂 148

185．A Cure For A Headache/治疗头痛 149

186．Delicious!/味道好极了！ 150

187．Stupid Question/愚蠢的问题 151

188．Do You Know My Work/你知道我是干什么的吗 152

189．A Different Kind Of Audience/不同的听众 153

190．A London Fog/伦敦大雾 154