读幽默故事学英语词汇 5PDF电子书下载

On Shooting 有关射击 1

Buying Stamps 买邮票 2

Would You Like A Shave Or A Haircut? 你能想出来吗？ 5

The Motorcycler 摩托车手 6

An Important Call 一个重要的电话 8

It Is Me 这是我 9

Carrots Or Cabbages 胡萝卜还是洋白菜 11

Car Purchase 买车 12

Two Befuddled Visitors 两个烂醉的游客 13

Watch The Express 注意表情 15

Don t Keyed Up 别担心 17

Can t Enjoy The Vacation 无法享受假期 19

The King And The Critic 国王和评论家 20

The Worried Farmer 忧虑的农夫 21

Pomeranian 波美狗 23

I Never Saw Such Luck! 我总是那么不走运! 25

She Wouldn t Jump A Second Time 她不会再跳第二次 26

Roles To Play 扮演的角色 27

Problem Or Opportunity? 困难还是机遇？ 29

Hairdos 发型 30

Unavoidable Tricks 躲不开的恶剧 32

The Scholar s Logic 学者的逻辑 33

A Lazy Man 懒惰的人 35

In Or Out? 进来还是出去？ 36

Fall Into A Trap 落入圈套 38

Set The Clock 对表 39

Do Nothing But Complain 一味抱怨 41

The Silly Lawyer 愚蠢的律师 42

Two Estimates 两份预算单 44

Who Would Hear Earlier? 谁先听到 45

A Position Like Yours 和你一样的工作岗位 47

Politcians Lie 政客们的谎话 48

Who Is Not Qualified For His Job? 谁对工作不称职？ 50

The Smart Young Soldier 机智的新兵 51

The Parrot 鹦鹉 53

The Short And Wide Runway 又短又宽的跑道 54

A Warmheared Girl Clerk 热心的女办事员 56

Pay One Back In His Own Coin 以其人之道还治其人之身 57

The Real Thing 真东西 58

Forget The Lines 忘词 60

You Are Smarter Already! 你已经变得比以前聪明了! 61

The Second Cruiser 另一艘巡洋舰 63

Seventeen Mules 17头骡子 64

Was The Dog Catholic? 小狗是天主教徒吗？ 66

Division Of Labor 工作分派 67

We Don t Care What You Think 我们不在意你怎么想 68

Christmas Tree 圣诞树 70

The Three Tailors 三个裁缝 71

First Day Of School 学校生活的第一天 72

How Was The Boy Hurt? 那个孩子怎么受的伤？ 73

Delayed Good-night 被耽搁的晚安 74

Self-Comfort 自我安慰 76

Live ToBe 130 活到130岁 77

Three Times Seven Is Twenty Two 三乘以七等于二十二 78

Clever Scholars 聪明的学者 79

My Son Sounds Just Like Him 我的儿子演奏得跟他一样 80

Two Scales Make One 两个秆称一个 81

The Centenarian 百岁老人 82

Strong Will-Power 坚强的意志力 83

The Evils Of Liquor 酒精的害处 85

Hit Him Again 再打他一下 86

Wishes 愿望 87

An Important Wine Festival 一个重要的饮酒节 88

A Stupid-looking Young Man 傻乎乎的年轻人 90

Not Today 今天不行 91

The Warm-hearted Nurse 好心的护士 92

A Statistical Chart 一份统计表 94

Two Idiots 两个白痴 95

Hymnns 赞美诗 96

The Child Psychologist 儿童心理学家 97

Two Or Four 两个还是四个 98

The Matter Of Fee 收费问题 100

Our Bar 我们的酒馆 101

I m Not IN Heaven 我不在天堂里 102

Diferent Opinion 不同的意见 103

The Clever Answer 巧妙的问答 104

A Loyal Poodle 忠实的卷毛狗 106

A Burst Of Genius 一阵灵感 107

In The Bus 在公共汽车上 108

A Pair Of Jeans Weighing 200 Pounds 重200磅的牛仔裤 109

Methods Of Handling Business 办事方法 110

A Beautiful Bride “漂亮”的新娘 111

Blood Test 验血 112

When A child Is Born 当孩子出生时 113

I Should Have Taken The Money 我应该要钱 114

Police Story 警察的故事 115

Whose Kid 谁的孩子 117

The Counsel And The Farmer 律师和农夫 118

An Unusual Case 一件不寻常的案子 119

Can You Figure It Out? 你想的到吗？ 121

Want A Beet? 要啤酒吗？ 122

The Breadwinner 养家糊口的人 123

The Cabdriver And The Preacher 计程车司机与布道者 124

It s Jay s Turn 轮到杰伊了 126

The Lottery Ticket 彩票 127

The Friendly Natives 友好的当地人 128

The Tyro Fisherman 钓鱼新手 129

Now You Know! 现在知道了吧! 130

Anchor And Storm 锚和大浪 132

College Wit 大学校园里的智慧 133

The Jury s Wish 陪审团的愿望 134

The Low Bidder 低叫价者 135

When To Dynamite The Bridge? 什么时候炸桥？ 137

Too Smelly To Fly 太臭了以致无法飞行 138

What Does That Tell You? 你能从中发现什么？ 139

CD Player CD 播放机 140

Wonderful Things 动听的话 141

Where Is My Honey? 我的蜜糖哪去了？ 143

Let Me Taste The Soup 让我尝尝那锅汤 144

The Mysterious Computer Scale 神奇的电脑秤 146

Tell Him To Go To Hell 让他下地狱 147

You Should Know Foreing Languages! 应该会一门外语! 149

The Domestic Ducks 家养的鸭子 150

Tossing A Coin 掷硬币 152

Snake In Class 教室里有一条蛇 153

Tales Of Heroes 英雄事迹 154

Asking Or Telling 问或答 155

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife? 您停止打妻子了吗？ 157

Pilot 飞行员 158

Presence Of Mind 镇定自若 160

The Ill-fsated Lawyer 倒霉的律师 161

The Lost Pig 丢失的猪 163

A Mistake In A Rush 匆忙中的错误 164

An Incredible Story 令人难以置信的故事 166

The Medical Examination 体检 167

Missing The Plane 错过飞机 169

500个英语词汇 171