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TIGHT WAD SCOTCHMAN 1

SANTA CLAUS 2

CROOKED CAR DEALER 3

TRUST NO-ONE 4

OLD GROUCH 5

CORNY PUN 6

DRUNK PILOT 7

FRESH 8

LOUSED UP 9

RESURRECTION 10

ALL WELL， ENDS WELL 11

GOOD CATCHER 12

ON PURPOSE 13

OVERDOING IT 14

BROTHER-IN-LAW 15

TRUE UNION MAN 16

OBEDIENT HUSBAND 17

ONCE AN EMPLOYEE， ALWAYS AN EMPLOYEE 18

DIZZY COOK 19

SHORTCUT TO STOP WARS 20

MORONS 21

ELEPHANT JOKE 22

TOO LATE 23

HARD TO PLEASE 24

NO DISCRIMINATION 25

LOUSY ATTORNEY 26

TRUE SCOTCHMAN 27

FROM FRYING PAN TO FIRE 28

OOPS 29

TRUTHFUL WAITRESS 30

STRANGLED 31

PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST 32

DIRTY BARBER 33

CORNY 34

INSISTENT MORON 35

DIGS 36

SAME DIFFERENCE 37

MONEY，THE JOY GIVER 38

CONSIDERATE 39

YOU CAN’T EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT，TOO 40

DIRTY KILLER 41

MY FATHER CAN BEAT YOUR FATHER 42

DEFINITIONS： CAPITAL AND LABOR 43

CLOSE SHAVE 44

VEGETARIAN 45

WASTE OF TIME 46

HUMANE TO ANIMALS BUT CRUEL TO HUMANS 47

D.C 48

WHO’S GOT THE BUTTONS 49

BRAINLESS PROFESSOR 50

DEFINITION OF COLLEGE TEACHING 51

MISUNDERSTOOD 52

ABSENT-MINDED 53

FAKER 54

I CALL THAT COLD 55

FUNNY OR CORNY？ 56

SHORT AND SWEET 57

STOOD HIS GROUND 58

POLITE OR RUDE？ 59

CONSIDERATE 60

FAT SLOB 61

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 62

YOU CAN’T GO BY LOOKS 63

A REAL MORON 64

DOESN’T KNOW WHICH END IS UP 65

SILLY CONVERSATION 66

IRISH ALWAYS WIN 67

GOOD REASONS 68

WIFE’S WISHFUL THINKING 69

TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE 70

SICK ABOUT PERFECT HEALTH 71

SMELLY JOKE 72

MERRY-GO-ROUND 73

WATER， WATER， EVERYWHERE 74

THOUGHTFUL GIRL FRIEND 75

QUIET SHOUTER 76

PERSISTENT 77

CLEVER ANSWER 78

BAD YOLK 79

RUNNING AWAY IS THE BEST POLICY 80

MORON’S LOGIC 81

DIZZY READER 82

FATSO 83

TRAFFIC SOLUTION 84

STICKY SITUATION 85

SHOW-OFF 86

PATRIOTIC CHICKENS 87

BOOKWORM 88

STINGY MORON 89

DEFINITION OF WIDOWER 90

BIG SPENDER 91

HORSING AROUND 92

IT’S A LOT OF BULL 93

ROBBED BLIND 94

GARBAGE WRITING 95

BRAGGERS 96

NO LOVE LOST FOR MOTHERS-IN-LAW 97

OUT OF SIGHT 98

POOR MOTHER-IN-LAW 99

FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT 100

CLEANNESS FREAK 101

DIDN’T GET A CHARGE OUT OF IT 102

IT’S IN THE BAG 103

SHREWD BUSINESSMAN 104

OVERCAUTIOUS 105

WRONG PLACE 106

THE HAPPY TIGER 107

BABY TALY 108

TRUTHFUL ANSWER 109

MORON GOES TO A PARTY 110

NONCHALANT 111

OBEDIENT BOY 112

LETTER TO CAMP COUNSELOR 113