大学英语课外读物系列 下 幽默篇PDF电子书下载

1.Honesty 1

2.Getting License 3

3.Charity Begins at Home 7

4.The Captain's Parrot 10

5.I Am Blind 12

6.A Proud Linguist 15

7.Have You Reported This Accident? 18

8.The Greatness of Edison's Invention 23

9.Mom's Little Guide 27

10.The Happiest Part of a Man's Life 30

11.Ode to Cigarettes 35

12.Lucky for Some 40

13.The Amazing Flying Dog 46

14.Shopping With Kids 48

15.Investigating a Terrible Accident 50

16.A Violinist's IQ 52

17.Who Can Conduct? 54

18.Two Friends 58

19.Buy Alligator Shoes 61

20.The Most Rewarding Question 63

21.The Best Years of My Life 66

22.The Engineer in Hell 69

23.The New Legend ofThree Pigs 72

24.The New School Bus Driver 76

25.The Priest Loves Golf 79

26.I ThinkI'll Try a Nicer Approach 82

27.A Parent's Terrors of Life 85

28.First Day ofClass 89

29.Always EatingTime 93

30.A Student's Request for Extra Money 96

31.Do You Know Who I Am? 99

32.Things Brought to Heaven 102

33.Sleeping Through the Sermon 105

34.If Microsoft Built Cars 108

35.The Greatest Biologist Without Finishing Biology Course 113

36.Old Couple at McDonald's 118

37.The UnfortunateThief 122

38.What Women Say and What They Mean 126

39.An American Soldier 130

40.An Example of Tragedy 133

41.Jesus'Dad 136

42.Three Mice at the Bar 139

43.More Important Than the Queen 141

44.A Rabbit's Thesis 144

45.Seeing Is Believing 147

46.The College of Assuming 152

47.The Test 156

48.Ticket,Please 158

49.Why Do Women Cry 161

50.Work for the IRS 164