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目录 3

童趣篇 3

He Hit Me 3

他打我 4

Good News and Bad News 5

好消息与坏消息 6

Clever Boy 7

聪明的男孩 8

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate 9

有人要干净盘子吗 10

Anything 11

什么都行 12

Tim Saved a Boy 13

蒂姆勇救落水儿童 14

Choosing Oranges 15

选橙子 16

Father's Thing 17

父亲的东西 18

It's Not My Fault 19

这不是我的错 20

The Biggest Liar 21

最大的说谎家 22

A Telephone Call 23

一个电话 24

She Is Looking for Me 25

她在找我 26

The Teacher Cried 27

老师哭了 28

Is the Fly Delicious 29

苍蝇好吃吗 30

To Stop Two Boys from Fighting 31

阻止两个男孩打架 32

I'm Glad 33

我很高兴 34

A Small Boy and a Donkey 35

小男孩与驴子 36

First Day of School 37

上学第一天 38

Who Should Be Given the Gift 39

礼物该给谁 40

A Game 41

游戏 42

To Obey Orders 43

服从命令 44

They Understood It at Last 45

他们终于明白了 46

校园篇 49

Ground Rules 49

基本原则 50

Soon Over 51

答卷迅速 52

On Miracle 53

论奇迹 54

Snake in Class 55

课堂上的蛇 56

Day after Day 57

日复一日 58

No Way 59

没门儿 60

Who Is That 61

你是哪一个 62

New Year Resolution 63

新年决心书 64

Difference 65

区别 66

Where Is God 67

上帝在哪里 68

Plagiarism 69

剽窃 70

Abnormal Psychology 71

病态心理学 72

Gone to Heaven 73

上天堂了 74

It Seemed Like Hours 75

犹如几个时辰 76

Composition 77

作文 78

Warning 79

提醒 80

Eureka 81

我明白了 82

An Important Rule 83

一条重要的规则 84

Your Coat Is on Fire 85

您的外衣着火了 86

An Unexpected Answer 87

出乎意料的答案 88

Whom Were They 89

他们都是谁 90

An Abstract Drawing 91

一幅抽象画 92

Advice 93

说教 94

Outwitted 95

智取 96

家庭篇 99

The Choice of Word 99

选词 100

Part-Time Job 101

兼职工作 102

That Is My Husband 103

那是我丈夫 104

Marylou 105

玛丽露 106

Hands off 107

不许动手 108

Difficult in Catering Husbands 109

丈夫难伺候 110

Disagreement 111

意见不和 112

This Is Mary 113

我是玛丽 114

Cheaper 115

便宜 116

Wouldn't You Know 117

你不知道吗 118

The Big Baby 119

大婴儿 120

Frozen Marble 123

冰冻玻璃球 124

Money Refunded 125

退款 126

Spelling-Check Function 127

拼写检查功能 128

I Am Wearing My Trousers 129

我穿着裤子 130

The Thrill Is Gone 131

真扫兴 132

Mother's Warning 133

母亲的警告 134

Want a Beer 135

想要啤酒吗 136

Big Boss 137

大老板 138

Drunk 139

喝醉了 140

You May Select 141

可以选择 142

An Interesting Statistician 143

有趣的统计员 144

Man Outside 145

外面的丈夫 146

Shame on Him 147

无耻 148

A Trip to Disney 149

迪斯尼之旅 150

Christmas Tree 151

圣诞树 152

A Pleasant Surprise 153

惊喜 154

You're Not Going to Make It 155

你活不成了 156

A Promise or a Threat 157

许诺还是威胁 158

She Has Become Hostess 159

当了女主人 160

Demonstration 161

示范 162

Where Are Ours 163

我们的在哪儿 164

Ear Short 165

耳聋 166

交通篇 169

A Good Solution 169

好办法 170

Errors 171

差错 172

A Flat Tire 173

爆胎 174

The Young Man at the Wheel 175

驾车的小伙子 176

A Note 177

一张便条 178

A Humor Policeman 179

一位幽默的警察 180

Let's Change 181

咱俩换换 182

What Did You Come to Get 183

你们来运什么 184

We Have to Stand Somewhere 185

我们总得有个地方站着吧 186

Lesson Drawn from My Experience 187

前车之鉴 188

No Need to See a Doctor 189

不必看医生 190

Please Drive over Her 191

请您从她身上轧过去 192

All Right 193

没关系 194

Back up Two Miles 195

退后两英里 196

First Flight 197

第一次坐飞机 198

Pilot 199

飞行员 200

Buying a Car 201

买汽车 202

Shills 203

工作技巧 204

Taking Taxi 205

乘出租车 206

It Wasn't There This Morning 207

今天早上还没有呢 208

公司篇 211

You Can't Have a Private Conversation around Here 211

这儿不能进行私人谈话 212

Sleeping Pills 213

安眠药 214

Putting Out a Fire 215

灭火 216

The Clever Boss 217

聪明的老板 218

Creative 219

有创造性 220

New Employee 221

新来的雇员 222

Asking for a Raise 223

要求加薪 224

Who Lost 225

谁输了 226

Ditto 227

同上 228

What Is Your Address 229

你住哪儿 230

商场篇 233

At the Supermarket 233

在超级市场 234

In Line 235

排队 236

Midway Tactics 237

中间战术 238

I Am Acting like a Lady 239

我要表现得像位女士 240

How Much Is It 241

多少钱 242

Two Dollars 243

两元钱 244

I Volunteer to Be the Second 245

我甘愿第二 246

The Great Cover-Up 247

了不得的遮羞布 248

West Point 253

军旅篇 253

西点军校 254

Large Uniforms 255

大制服 256

Very Pleased to Meet You 257

很高兴认识你 258

Getting on the Train without a Ticket 259

无票乘火车 260

Lonely Ah Seng,a Recruit 261

孤僻的新兵阿申 262

Military Exercise 263

军事演习 264

That's It 265

原来如此 266

My Warship Is Your Wife 267

我的军舰就是你的妻子 268

I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already 269

真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远 270

Air Force Captain and Mailman 271

空军上尉与邮递员 272

Tough Sergeant 273

粗鲁的中士 274

A Midshipman 275

海军军官候补生 276

Two Soldiers 277

两名士兵 278

名人篇 281

A Charming Monkey 281

迷人的猴子 282

It Was Not like Me 283

这就不像我了 284

Is Influenza Something Noble,Too 285

流行性感冒也是高尚的吗 286

A Token 287

象征 288

You Should Pay Double Tuition 289

你应付两倍的学费 290

How Fast You Could Walk 291

你能走多快 292

Rockefeller and His Son 293

洛克菲勒和他的儿子 294

The Bullet-Proof Jacket 295

防弹衣 296

The Other Half 297

另外一半 298

The Man Behind the Wheel 299

方向盘后面的人 300

Collecting Waste Iron 301

捡废铁 302

Wilson and His Secret Service Man 303

威尔逊和他的特工人员 304

A False Alarm 305

一场虚惊 306

Proposal to Bernard Shaw 307

向肖伯纳求婚 308

Give the Dog a Telephone Call 309

给狗打个电话 310

You Will Be Sleeping with the President of the United States 311

你将和美国总统睡觉 312

George Washington and the Horse 315

华盛顿与马 316

Something for Everybody 317

驱客妙方 318

Am I Uglier than You 319

我比你还丑吗 320

Coolidge's Humour 321

柯立芝的幽默 322

Nothing to Conceal 325

没有什么可隐藏的 326

The President Who Was Workaholic 327

工作狂的总统 328

Kissinger and the Belly Dancer 331

基辛格与肚皮舞女 332

Mark Twain and the Game Warden 335

马克·吐温与野生动物看护员 336

Unusual Echoes 337

不同寻常的回音 338

Good Luck or Bad Luck 339

是凶还是吉 340

It's Not High Enough 341

不够高 342