目录 3
童趣篇 3
He Hit Me 3
他打我 4
Good News and Bad News 5
好消息与坏消息 6
Clever Boy 7
聪明的男孩 8
Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate 9
有人要干净盘子吗 10
Anything 11
什么都行 12
Tim Saved a Boy 13
蒂姆勇救落水儿童 14
Choosing Oranges 15
选橙子 16
Father's Thing 17
父亲的东西 18
It's Not My Fault 19
这不是我的错 20
The Biggest Liar 21
最大的说谎家 22
A Telephone Call 23
一个电话 24
She Is Looking for Me 25
她在找我 26
The Teacher Cried 27
老师哭了 28
Is the Fly Delicious 29
苍蝇好吃吗 30
To Stop Two Boys from Fighting 31
阻止两个男孩打架 32
I'm Glad 33
我很高兴 34
A Small Boy and a Donkey 35
小男孩与驴子 36
First Day of School 37
上学第一天 38
Who Should Be Given the Gift 39
礼物该给谁 40
A Game 41
游戏 42
To Obey Orders 43
服从命令 44
They Understood It at Last 45
他们终于明白了 46
校园篇 49
Ground Rules 49
基本原则 50
Soon Over 51
答卷迅速 52
On Miracle 53
论奇迹 54
Snake in Class 55
课堂上的蛇 56
Day after Day 57
日复一日 58
No Way 59
没门儿 60
Who Is That 61
你是哪一个 62
New Year Resolution 63
新年决心书 64
Difference 65
区别 66
Where Is God 67
上帝在哪里 68
Plagiarism 69
剽窃 70
Abnormal Psychology 71
病态心理学 72
Gone to Heaven 73
上天堂了 74
It Seemed Like Hours 75
犹如几个时辰 76
Composition 77
作文 78
Warning 79
提醒 80
Eureka 81
我明白了 82
An Important Rule 83
一条重要的规则 84
Your Coat Is on Fire 85
您的外衣着火了 86
An Unexpected Answer 87
出乎意料的答案 88
Whom Were They 89
他们都是谁 90
An Abstract Drawing 91
一幅抽象画 92
Advice 93
说教 94
Outwitted 95
智取 96
家庭篇 99
The Choice of Word 99
选词 100
Part-Time Job 101
兼职工作 102
That Is My Husband 103
那是我丈夫 104
Marylou 105
玛丽露 106
Hands off 107
不许动手 108
Difficult in Catering Husbands 109
丈夫难伺候 110
Disagreement 111
意见不和 112
This Is Mary 113
我是玛丽 114
Cheaper 115
便宜 116
Wouldn't You Know 117
你不知道吗 118
The Big Baby 119
大婴儿 120
Frozen Marble 123
冰冻玻璃球 124
Money Refunded 125
退款 126
Spelling-Check Function 127
拼写检查功能 128
I Am Wearing My Trousers 129
我穿着裤子 130
The Thrill Is Gone 131
真扫兴 132
Mother's Warning 133
母亲的警告 134
Want a Beer 135
想要啤酒吗 136
Big Boss 137
大老板 138
Drunk 139
喝醉了 140
You May Select 141
可以选择 142
An Interesting Statistician 143
有趣的统计员 144
Man Outside 145
外面的丈夫 146
Shame on Him 147
无耻 148
A Trip to Disney 149
迪斯尼之旅 150
Christmas Tree 151
圣诞树 152
A Pleasant Surprise 153
惊喜 154
You're Not Going to Make It 155
你活不成了 156
A Promise or a Threat 157
许诺还是威胁 158
She Has Become Hostess 159
当了女主人 160
Demonstration 161
示范 162
Where Are Ours 163
我们的在哪儿 164
Ear Short 165
耳聋 166
交通篇 169
A Good Solution 169
好办法 170
Errors 171
差错 172
A Flat Tire 173
爆胎 174
The Young Man at the Wheel 175
驾车的小伙子 176
A Note 177
一张便条 178
A Humor Policeman 179
一位幽默的警察 180
Let's Change 181
咱俩换换 182
What Did You Come to Get 183
你们来运什么 184
We Have to Stand Somewhere 185
我们总得有个地方站着吧 186
Lesson Drawn from My Experience 187
前车之鉴 188
No Need to See a Doctor 189
不必看医生 190
Please Drive over Her 191
请您从她身上轧过去 192
All Right 193
没关系 194
Back up Two Miles 195
退后两英里 196
First Flight 197
第一次坐飞机 198
Pilot 199
飞行员 200
Buying a Car 201
买汽车 202
Shills 203
工作技巧 204
Taking Taxi 205
乘出租车 206
It Wasn't There This Morning 207
今天早上还没有呢 208
公司篇 211
You Can't Have a Private Conversation around Here 211
这儿不能进行私人谈话 212
Sleeping Pills 213
安眠药 214
Putting Out a Fire 215
灭火 216
The Clever Boss 217
聪明的老板 218
Creative 219
有创造性 220
New Employee 221
新来的雇员 222
Asking for a Raise 223
要求加薪 224
Who Lost 225
谁输了 226
Ditto 227
同上 228
What Is Your Address 229
你住哪儿 230
商场篇 233
At the Supermarket 233
在超级市场 234
In Line 235
排队 236
Midway Tactics 237
中间战术 238
I Am Acting like a Lady 239
我要表现得像位女士 240
How Much Is It 241
多少钱 242
Two Dollars 243
两元钱 244
I Volunteer to Be the Second 245
我甘愿第二 246
The Great Cover-Up 247
了不得的遮羞布 248
West Point 253
军旅篇 253
西点军校 254
Large Uniforms 255
大制服 256
Very Pleased to Meet You 257
很高兴认识你 258
Getting on the Train without a Ticket 259
无票乘火车 260
Lonely Ah Seng,a Recruit 261
孤僻的新兵阿申 262
Military Exercise 263
军事演习 264
That's It 265
原来如此 266
My Warship Is Your Wife 267
我的军舰就是你的妻子 268
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already 269
真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远 270
Air Force Captain and Mailman 271
空军上尉与邮递员 272
Tough Sergeant 273
粗鲁的中士 274
A Midshipman 275
海军军官候补生 276
Two Soldiers 277
两名士兵 278
名人篇 281
A Charming Monkey 281
迷人的猴子 282
It Was Not like Me 283
这就不像我了 284
Is Influenza Something Noble,Too 285
流行性感冒也是高尚的吗 286
A Token 287
象征 288
You Should Pay Double Tuition 289
你应付两倍的学费 290
How Fast You Could Walk 291
你能走多快 292
Rockefeller and His Son 293
洛克菲勒和他的儿子 294
The Bullet-Proof Jacket 295
防弹衣 296
The Other Half 297
另外一半 298
The Man Behind the Wheel 299
方向盘后面的人 300
Collecting Waste Iron 301
捡废铁 302
Wilson and His Secret Service Man 303
威尔逊和他的特工人员 304
A False Alarm 305
一场虚惊 306
Proposal to Bernard Shaw 307
向肖伯纳求婚 308
Give the Dog a Telephone Call 309
给狗打个电话 310
You Will Be Sleeping with the President of the United States 311
你将和美国总统睡觉 312
George Washington and the Horse 315
华盛顿与马 316
Something for Everybody 317
驱客妙方 318
Am I Uglier than You 319
我比你还丑吗 320
Coolidge's Humour 321
柯立芝的幽默 322
Nothing to Conceal 325
没有什么可隐藏的 326
The President Who Was Workaholic 327
工作狂的总统 328
Kissinger and the Belly Dancer 331
基辛格与肚皮舞女 332
Mark Twain and the Game Warden 335
马克·吐温与野生动物看护员 336
Unusual Echoes 337
不同寻常的回音 338
Good Luck or Bad Luck 339
是凶还是吉 340
It's Not High Enough 341
不够高 342