英语幽默故事PDF电子书下载

1.Wrong Way 1

2.Being Blamed for What I Haven' t Done 2

3 .Smart Teacher 3

4.Wishful Thinking 4

5.How Many Chickens? 5

6.Bad Warranty 6

7.Lazy Men 8

8.Golf and Funerals 9

9.Tee Shot 10

10.Does your Dog Bite? 12

11.Only One Wish 13

12.First Day in school 14

13.Aggie Accident 16

14.Pitching a Tent 17

15.On Watch 18

16.Microsoft Motors 20

17.Speeding 22

18.Talking Dog 23

19.Mafia Christmas 24

20.House Bombed 26

21.Joe D. Days 27

22.Insulting Parrot 29

23.Circle Flies 30

24.They' re Boasting about Race Records 32

25.Diver Meets a Guy Underwater 33

26.Three Bears 34

27.Call on an Expert 36

28.Skipping Church 37

29.Math Trouble 38

30.First-Time Golfer 40

31.Shut-up and Trouble 42

32.Blind Parachutist 43

33.Passing Football 44

34.Golf Buddies 46

35.The Granny 47

36.The Test 49

37.The Mystery of Childbirth 50

38.The Rabbit 52

39.The Pope Visits America 53

40.Smart Duck! 55

41.Flea Market 56

42.Einsteinium 58

43.Too Perfect 59

44.Three Day Pass 60

45.Confused Child in Wedding Party 62

46.Magic Elevator? 64

47.Writer' s Hell 65

48.Teacher' s Pet 67

49.The Genie 69

50.Movie Theater Mayhem! 70

51.Father' s Day Product Placement 72

52.Cheating Johnny 74

53.Cat On a Hot Tin Roof 75

54.Christmas Cookie Dough 77

55.Poor Rabbit 78

56.The Fridge 79

57.Tired 81

58.Nickel-Diming Johnny 83

59.Divert your Course 84

60.Bar Cowboy 87

61.Baseball in Heaven? 88

62.The Magician 90

63.Two Dead Women 92

64.Bar Bet 94

65.Lipstick at School 95

66.The Chicken Farmer 97

67.The Talking Monkey 98

68.Three Gifts 100

69.Penguin Delivery Service 102

70.The Mine 104

71.A Child's Prayer 106

72.Christmas Carol Parrot 108

73.My Mother Taught Me 109

74.Meals on Wheels 112

75.An APB on God 113

76.Man, Wife and a Cop 115

77.Half Sister 117

78.Wal-Mart Clerk 119

79.Never Lie to your Mother 121

80.Get Away from my Deer! 123

81.The Vet 125

82.Four Men and Their Dogs 127

83.Blind Pilot 130

84.Parrot Talk 132

85.Train Ticket 134

86.Bad Mouthed Parrot 136

87.Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit 138

88.The Smartest Dog Ever 140

89.Peace Talks 142

90.The Perfect Pet 145

91.Elderly Firefighter 147

92.young Salesman 149

93.Olympic Questions 152

94.Farmer Joe and His Mule 155

95.American Way 158

96.Made Up My Mind 160

97.Gorilla Chase! 163

98.New Bull 165

99.Rooster in His Declining years 168