1.Wrong Way 1
2.Being Blamed for What I Haven' t Done 2
3 .Smart Teacher 3
4.Wishful Thinking 4
5.How Many Chickens? 5
6.Bad Warranty 6
7.Lazy Men 8
8.Golf and Funerals 9
9.Tee Shot 10
10.Does your Dog Bite? 12
11.Only One Wish 13
12.First Day in school 14
13.Aggie Accident 16
14.Pitching a Tent 17
15.On Watch 18
16.Microsoft Motors 20
17.Speeding 22
18.Talking Dog 23
19.Mafia Christmas 24
20.House Bombed 26
21.Joe D. Days 27
22.Insulting Parrot 29
23.Circle Flies 30
24.They' re Boasting about Race Records 32
25.Diver Meets a Guy Underwater 33
26.Three Bears 34
27.Call on an Expert 36
28.Skipping Church 37
29.Math Trouble 38
30.First-Time Golfer 40
31.Shut-up and Trouble 42
32.Blind Parachutist 43
33.Passing Football 44
34.Golf Buddies 46
35.The Granny 47
36.The Test 49
37.The Mystery of Childbirth 50
38.The Rabbit 52
39.The Pope Visits America 53
40.Smart Duck! 55
41.Flea Market 56
42.Einsteinium 58
43.Too Perfect 59
44.Three Day Pass 60
45.Confused Child in Wedding Party 62
46.Magic Elevator? 64
47.Writer' s Hell 65
48.Teacher' s Pet 67
49.The Genie 69
50.Movie Theater Mayhem! 70
51.Father' s Day Product Placement 72
52.Cheating Johnny 74
53.Cat On a Hot Tin Roof 75
54.Christmas Cookie Dough 77
55.Poor Rabbit 78
56.The Fridge 79
57.Tired 81
58.Nickel-Diming Johnny 83
59.Divert your Course 84
60.Bar Cowboy 87
61.Baseball in Heaven? 88
62.The Magician 90
63.Two Dead Women 92
64.Bar Bet 94
65.Lipstick at School 95
66.The Chicken Farmer 97
67.The Talking Monkey 98
68.Three Gifts 100
69.Penguin Delivery Service 102
70.The Mine 104
71.A Child's Prayer 106
72.Christmas Carol Parrot 108
73.My Mother Taught Me 109
74.Meals on Wheels 112
75.An APB on God 113
76.Man, Wife and a Cop 115
77.Half Sister 117
78.Wal-Mart Clerk 119
79.Never Lie to your Mother 121
80.Get Away from my Deer! 123
81.The Vet 125
82.Four Men and Their Dogs 127
83.Blind Pilot 130
84.Parrot Talk 132
85.Train Ticket 134
86.Bad Mouthed Parrot 136
87.Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit 138
88.The Smartest Dog Ever 140
89.Peace Talks 142
90.The Perfect Pet 145
91.Elderly Firefighter 147
92.young Salesman 149
93.Olympic Questions 152
94.Farmer Joe and His Mule 155
95.American Way 158
96.Made Up My Mind 160
97.Gorilla Chase! 163
98.New Bull 165
99.Rooster in His Declining years 168