幽默笑话集锦 人仰马翻 英汉对照PDF电子书下载

Wood Eye 1

木眼 2

Is He Really Drunk? 4

他真喝醉了？ 5

What's Heaven Like? 6

天堂好吗 7

Belly Button 9

肚脐 9

Mr.D.and Mr.N 11

大傻和二傻 13

The Realistic Scarecrow 14

稻草人 16

I'm Reading a Book 17

我在读书 18

Who Got Conned? 20

谁受骗了 21

Little Red Riding Hood 23

小红帽 24

Drunken-Driving Test 26

酒后驾车测试 26

Too Much Sugar? 28

糖太多 29

Tightwad 30

小气鬼 31

With My Luck 33

我这运气 34

Fertilizer 35

肥料 36

Pigeon Expert 37

养鸽专业户 38

Joke About Marriage 39

婚姻 39

Seeing Double 41

重影 41

Which Is Which? 43

哪儿跟哪儿 43

The Moron Story 45

刻舟求鱼 46

The Parson and the Farmer 48

牧师和农民 49

We'd Better Get on the Ball 51

爬到球上去 51

You Can't Beat A Texan 53

算计 53

Some Twist 55

中奖 56

Overpoliteness 57

过于礼貌 59

How's Mother? 60

妈妈好吗？ 61

Chinese English 63

中式英语 64

That's One 66

吁 68

Bank Robbers 69

眼库大盗 69

The W.C.Story 71

W.C．的故事 74

Encore!! 76

再唱一遍 77

The Crook Contest 79

小偷的竞争 80

Two Ice Cream Peddlers 82

两个冰淇淋小贩 84

No Laughing Matter 85

不可一笑置之 87

Brave Vs.Smart 89

斗勇还是斗智 90

Quick on the Draw 92

妙语妙答 94

An Easy Way Out 95

教你一招 95

There's Room for You 97

还能装下你 97

Off-The-Cutt Remarks By Winston Churchill 99

丘吉尔即兴妙语横生 101

Too Smart for His Own Good 103

此地无银三百两 104

Backfored 107

事与愿违 108

The Untactful Employee 110

话不中听的应聘工 111

Clever Lush 112

聪明的酒鬼 115

Untactful Boy 119

招人厌的小男孩 120

The Stammer Brothers 122

口吃兄弟 122

Money Hungry Sam 124

爱钱鬼山姆 125

Mrs.May's Description of An Elephant 126

梅太太看大象 127

S.O.S 128

紧急呼救 128

Rejuvenation Pill 130

返老还童药 131

Swallowing A Gold Coin 133

吞了金币 133

Hot Soup 134

热汤 135

The Naked Truth 137

确实裸着 137

You're Going to Get It 139

你要挨骂啦 140

Where's the Ball 141

球在哪儿 141

Tie That Knot Properly 142

结打紧 142

The Hornless Cow 144

不长角的牛 144

Making a Will? 146

立遗嘱 146

Victory or Defeat 148

胜利还是失败 148

Morons Change A Light Bulb 150

傻瓜换灯泡 150

Obedient Boy 151

顺从的男孩 151

Jeweler's Advice 152

珠宝商的忠告 152

Doctor's Advice 153

医生的忠告 153

Needs a Rest 155

需要休息 155

Alternative 157

二者择一 157

Busybody 158

好管闲事的人 158

Marvelous Preacher 159

神通广大的牧师 160

Best Salesman 161

最好的推销员 162

Expert's Advice 163

专家的忠告 163

Resourceful Salesman 165

机智的推销员 166

It's for the Birds 167

为鸟拿纸 168

Kangaroo's Lament 169

袋鼠的悲哀 169

Dumb Animal 170

愚笨动物 171

Patty Is Dead 172

派弟死了 172

The Dog Is Dead 174

狗死了 175

Feline or Human? 176

是猫？是人？ 176

Does Your Dog Bite? 178

你的狗会咬人吗？ 179

What Do You Get? 180

得到什么 180

Cat and Mouse 181

猫与鼠 181

Catty Cat 182

阴险的猫 182

Help 184

求助 184

Smart Cat 185

聪明猫 185

Astronaut 186

宇航员 186

Lousy Dentist 187

糟糕的牙医 187

Paranoid 188

偏执狂 188

Take an Aspirin 189

吃片阿司匹林 189

Boy and Girl 190

男孩与女孩 190

Effective Remedy 191

有效疗法 191

The Golfing President 192

高尔夫手总统 193

I Didn't Say Anything 194

我什么都没说 195

Putting Cards on the Table 196

实话实说 197

The Milky Way 199

银河 200

Franklin Toasting Washington 201

富兰克林敬华盛顿 202

President and the Beauty 204

总统与美女 205

Carter's Dry Humour 206

卡特令人啼笑皆非的幽默感 207

The Last News Conference 208

最后的记者会 209

The Fighting President 211

有战斗精神的总统 211

A Pipe and Ambassador-ship,to Boot 213

烟斗和大使 214

The Greatest General Who Didn't Want to Be a Soldier 215

不愿成为军人的格兰特将军 216

Grant Got Conned 218

格兰特被玩弄了 219

A Millitary Genius But a Naive Boy 221

一位军事天才但是一个傻傻的男孩 222

Mr.Elephant and Mr.Forgetful 224

大象先生和健忘先生 226

Rough But Fair 228

粗暴而有礼貌 230

A Rough Teacher of Christian Meekness 232

野蛮的老师教人良善之道 233

A Texan Met His Match 235

德州佬遇见对手 236

To Control Alice 238

对艾丽丝的管教 239

The"Ugly Honest"President 241

过分诚实的总统 242

The Popular and Unpopular President 244

受欢迎和不受欢迎的总统 246

One Way Street Wilson 248

独断独行的威尔逊 248

Jealous Husband 250

爱吃醋的丈夫 252

Gift to Children 254

给孩子的礼物 254

Does the Dog Know? 255

狗知道吗? 256

The Biggest President of the United States 258

体型最巨大的美国总统 260

The Sleepy President 262

爱睡的总统 263

A Large Party 265

盛大的宴会 265

Great Disappointment 267

大失所望 267

Blackmail 269

敲诈 271

The Common Folk President 273

一位平凡的总统 274

The Most Frequently Mistaken President 275

最常被误会的总统 277

Rough and Ready President 279

居陋巷而不改其乐的总统 280

Flies Participated in America Independence 282

苍蝇参与美国独立 283

Jack of All Trades 285

万能先生 286

Slave and Gentleman 288

奴隶与绅士 288

The Old Maid President 289

婆婆妈妈的总统 291