英语趣味阅读系列 长寿的秘诀PDF电子书下载

01．A Smart Fishing Boy 1

02．Fish and Cat Story 2

03．How Mankind Earned Longevity 3

04．The Cost of Woman 4

05．God Made Man 5

06．Giving Away a Horse 6

07．Gathering Chickens 7

08．How Are You Feeling? 8

09．Dem'Smart City Folk 9

10．Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars 10

11．What Is Two Plus Two? 11

12．Death of a Partner 12

13．Talented Dog 14

14．Warm,Soft,＆Gooey 15

15．Grocery Shopping 16

16．Don't Step on Them 17

17．Irish Wife 18

18．Smart Irishman 19

19．Dying Confession 20

20．Baked Beans 21

21．Legless Frog 22

22．Knowing the Facts 23

23．The Rabbit and the Snake 24

24．I Want to Take Money with Me 26

25．Advice from Lawyers 27

26．Elk Hunting 28

27．Rabbit Test 29

28．Getting Out of a Ticket 30

29．Back Seat Driver 31

30．I Know You Were Drunk Yesterday 32

31．An Atheist 33

32．Lacking All Religion 34

33．Finally Got to Heaven 35

34．What Is Easter 36

35．Blonde Escapee 37

36．Bear with Me 38

37．Settling a Cow Case 39

38．The Bushes and Clintons on a Train 40

39．Election Tie-Breaker 41

40．Take the Bait 42

41．The Nonconformist Bird 43

42．Chatty Parrot 44

43．Not Quite Ready 45

44．You Need to Have a Bad Day to Get into Heaven 46

45．A Slap in the Dark 47

46．Olympic Ice Skating 48

47．Do You Know Me? 49

48．Lawyers on a Jury 50

49．Letters to Lawyers 51

50．The Brass Rat 52

51．Blind Pilots 54

52．How Are You Doing? 55

53．Accident 56

54．If Architects Had to Work like Programmers 57

55．Mother-in-Law Killed 59

56．Send Her Back to the US 60

57．Bush's Tragedy 61

58．A Moral Dilemma 62

59．Texans in Hell 63

60．Sherlock Holmes and Watson 64

61．3rd Grade 65

62．Blonde and Her Job Interview 66

63．A Blonde Finally Wins 67

64．Bad Luck Finding a Place to Hide 68

65．Blonde Painter 70

66．I Think I'll Try a Nicer Approach 71

67．In the Big City 72

68．Wrong Cell Phone 73

69．Genie in the Lamp 74

70．Nerd Season 75

71．Upgrading Bill Gate's Hell 76

72．Proud to Be a Democrat 78

73．Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm! 79

74．At the Hospital 80

75．Baby Light 81

76．Behaviorist Solution 82

77．Going Crazy with Confusion 83

78．Winning Nobel Prize 84

79．Barroom Bet 85

80．Blonde and the Witch 86

81．A Blonde's Visit to D.C 87

82．Bush,Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly Gates 88

83．Bush and Saddam 89

84．A Guide to U.S.Newspapers 90

85．Polish Sausage 91

86．Did You Make a Donation? 92

87．Unable to Go to Sleep 93

88．A Surprise Bet 94

89．Official Drinking Test 95

90．The Little Rabbit 97

91．Seventeen 98

92．A Smart Student 99

93．You Are What You Eat 100

94．Hoya 101

95．Just a Common Potato 102

96．Running for Safety 103

97．Finding Religion 104

98．The Good Samaritan 105

99．Billy Bob's New Job 106

100．The Football Exam 107

101．Using the FBI 108

102．Just Cut Your Hair First 109

103．Travel in the Far East 110

104．The Worst Bank Robbery 111

105．The Vet 112

106．Clinton and the Genie 113

107．Einsteinium 114

108．Murphy Laws for Frequent Flyers 115

109．Rabbi and Priest in a Car Accident 116

110．An Unlikely Stop 117

111．Try to Get Some Rest 118

112．Rolls-Royce vs.Yugo 119

113．God Ends the World 120

114．Overturned Wagon 121

115．Getting into the Olympics 122

116．Is the Cat There? 123

117．Last Words 124

118．An Airliner 125

119．Scared Straight...for Math 125

120．Lunch Break 126

121．Dream Job 127

122．Medical Miracles 128

123．Haircut before a Trip 129

124．I Own the Fastest Car 130

125．Jesus and the Redneck 132

126．Green,Pink and Yellow 133

127．Redneck Hotel 134

128．Farmer's Divorce 135

129．A Gauddam Fish 136

130．Deaf Lady in Trouble 137

131．Hillary Clinton Visits School Children 138

132．"X"Marks the Spot 139

133．Alabama Mom to Alabama Son 140

134．Are Your Parents at Home? 141

135．A Fishy Story 142

136．If Restaurants Functioned like Microsoft 143

137．Mexican Jews 144

138．The Old Golfer 145

139．Get Me off This Train 146

140．Mexican Smuggler 147

141．No Cops Available 148

142．I Need a Vacation 149

143．Saving the Wrong Woman 150

144．Slow Cop 151

145．Swimming Head 152

146．Can't Breathe 153

147．Jesus Saves 154

148．Bill Gates Goes to Heaven 155

149．Internet Addict's Test 156

150．Two Bear Hunters 159

151．Working on the Road 160

152．Consultants 161

153．Almost Caught 162

154．Sandbox Humor 163

155．The Hotel Bill 164

156．King of the Jungle 165

157．An E-mail Mistake 166

158．The Cause of Arthritis 167

159．Drunk Driving Test 168

160．Got Any Grapes? 169

161．My Dog's Smarter 170

162．A Quick Job 171

163．So Many Fathers 172

164．The Soccer Stars 173

165．The Spelling Test 174

166．First Time Skydiver 175

167．Johnny's Morals 176

168．The Pizza 177

169．Airline Announcements 178

170．The Shy Guy 181

171．God Comprehends Lawn Maintenance 182

172．Car Company Names 184

173．Dressing Up to Go Out 186

174．The Final Exam 187

175．The Secret of Fishing 188

176．Save the Dead Rabbit 189

177．A Theory on Hell 190

178．The Difference between"Stop"and"Slow Down" 191

179．The Polish Passenger 192

180．How to Identify（识别）Professors 193

181．A Really Bad Day 195

182．Adopted by the Boston Red Sox 196

183．Give Bubba a Chance 197

184．Pet Fish 198

185．The Bible Says It 199

186．The Unlucky Man 200

187．One Too Many 201

188．Fishing for Steelheads 202

189．The Three Astronauts 203

190．A Drunk Orders Himself a Beer 204

191．A Sinner's Time Off 205

192．Drop Dead 206

193．Hey Man,I'm a Panda 207

194．Chinese Delegate 208

195．What Are Men Like 209

196．For Heaven's Sake 210

197．Advice to the Mexican from an American 210

198．Whom Will I Depend on? 212

199．Golden Urinals 213

200．Scared to Life 214

201．Two Drops of Water 215

202．I'd Love to Be Ten Again 216

203．His Disease 217

204．Nudist Colony 217

205．Secret of Long Life 219

206．I Hope Very Much to Interview You on Your Hundredth Birthday 220

207．The Drunk's Prize 220

208．Why I Lied! 221

209．How Guys Select the Girl They Want to Marry 223

210．Wonder Why Your Wife's Not Speaking to You? 224

211．Not So Bad! 225

212．Who Did the Work? 226

213．Girls vs.Grown Women 228

214．The Convicted Felon Returns 230

215．Lawyer vs.Insurance 231

216．Karate Chop 232

217．Applying for a Job at the CIA 233

218．Think Positive 235

219．Difference between Women and Men 236

220．Bad Management 237

221．You Have Not Worked for Even One Day 238

222．How to Answer the Toughest 5 Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man 240

223．The Rabbit's Thesis 242

224．The Most Harmful Food 243

225．Why Women Are So Special! 244

226．The Problems with"HE"as Thought by"SHE" 245

227．Interviews 246

228．No Fooling around This Time 249

229．Sympathy for the Statue 249

230．The Interview for a Governmental Position 250

231．Farmer's Rules 251

232．How Old Is Grandma? 252

233．What If Titanic Sank Today? 254

234．How to Make a Woman Happy 255

235．Ten Reasons Why Life Is Happy Without a Girlfriend 257

236．English Is a Funny Language! 258

237．Punctuation Is Powerful 260

238．Dumb Fishermen 261

239．How to Catch a Lion? 261

240．HRD Notice of a Company to Employees 262

241．MEN and WOMEN 264

242．Secrets of a Successful Marriage 265

243．Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Wife 266

244．You Can Try Again 266

245．Jealous Husband 267

246．You Have to Go to School 268

247．The Everybody Somebody Anybody Nobody Story 269

248．Beggars of Today 269

249．Prescription Needed 270

250．Two Elderly Ladies 271

251．I Want to Open a Fuckin'Checking Account 272

252．Future Fireman 273

253．How Old Am I? 274

254．Slow Reaction 275

255．Laws of Life 276

256．Flattery 277

257．Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State 278

258．Stupid Guy 279

259．Check Out the Attitude 280

260．Free Drinks! 281

261．Rapid Promotion 282

262．Microsoft＆Tomatoes 282

263．Doing Extra Speech 284

264．Where Do You Get a Good Wife? 284

265．Who Is Deaf? 286

266．Memo of a Company 287

267．Let Your Boss Have the First Say 288

268．The CEO's Envelopes 289

269．What's the Right Thing to Do with the Donkey? 290

270．Camel in the Zoo 291

271．What a Coincidence! 292

272．Presence of Mind 293

273．God Answers the Prayer 294

274．Politician on the Airplane 295

275．Kids and Animals 296

276．The Highway Patrolman and the Juggler 297

277．Heaven's Shining Waters 298

278．Genie and Osama Bin Laden 298

279．Bill Gates and General Motors 299

280．Mighty Mouse 300

281．Bartender vs.IRS Agent 301

282．Good Dog! 302

283．Watching You Always 303

284．Bin Laden's Trip to the Pearly Gates 304

285．Can You Give Me a Push? 305

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