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He Only Wanted To Talk To Billy/他只想同比利说话 1

Why Does It Rain On The Road/为什么把雨下到路上 4

Don t Forget To Put A Stamp On Yourself/下次别忘了贴邮票 6

A Gentleman/绅士 9

Mummy Told Us/妈妈的告诫 12

To Play Something That You Know/弹一支你熟悉的乐曲 15

I Am Glad/我太高兴了 18

Are We Getting A Dog?/我们要买一只狗吗？ 20

The Use Of The Commas/标点符号的妙用 22

Another Dirty Hand/另一只脏手 24

How We Had All Met/我们一家怎样相遇的 26

Why Don t You Buy A Watch?/为什么不买块手表？ 29

Billy Likes Drawing Pictures/贝利喜欢画画 31

The Statue Of General Pershing/波希尔上将的雕像 34

White And Black/白色还是黑色 37

An Abstract Drawing/一幅抽象画 40

You ve Lost/你输了 42

There Was Only One/只剩一块了 44

It s His Fault/是他的错 46

I Feel Sorry For Dad/我真同情爸爸 48

Why Are You Late Today?/你今天为什么晚了？ 50

Give Him The Bird/给他这只鸟 53

Fire! Fire!/火！火！ 55

Why Annie Was Crying?/安妮为什么哭？ 57

Nick Is Hungry/尼克饿了 60

How Do You Know All Those People Here?/你怎么会认识这里所有的人？ 63

A Clever Lawyer/一个聪明的律师 65

I ll Give You A Nickel/我要给你5分钱 68

President Taft And A Little Boy/塔夫脱总统和一个小男孩 71

The Stupid Boy/笨男孩 74

A Difficult Question/一道难题 76

Troublemaker/捣蛋者 79

My Hobby Is Watching My Brother Collecting Butterflies/我的爱好是看我哥哥采集蝴蝶 82

I Am Not Lost/我没有迷路 86

A New Principal/新校长 90

Who Knows/谁知道 93

Did You Put Out The Light/关灯 95

The Reason/原因 97

A Polite Boy/有礼貌的孩子 99

Six And Four Are/六加四等于 101

The Queerest Thing/最奇怪的事 103

To Lie Or To Be Polite/说谎与礼貌 105

A Considerate Son/体贴的儿子 107

Napoleon Was Ill/拿破仑病了 109

A Fall/摔跤 112

Father And Mother/父亲与母亲 114

A Good Boy/好孩子 117

No Room/没地方了 120

Time Difference/时差 122

How Could I Answer?/如何回答？ 125

In A Maths Class/数学课 127

Didn t Notice It/没注意 129

Necessary Hole/袜洞 131

They Know Everything/知道一切 133

What s His Number?/他的号码是多少？ 135

I Wasn t Listening/我没听 137

An Evidence/证据 139

Buying Bread/买面包 141

It s Mother Who Broke It/是妈妈打碎的 143

Something Must Be Right/肯定正确 145

Clever Black Hens/聪明的黑母鸡 147

A Good Deed/好事 149

He Didn t Help Me/他没帮我 151

Tommy And Olives/汤米和橄榄 153

The Closest Answer/最近似的答案 156

Who Is Older/哪个老？ 158

Politeness/礼貌 161

Important Work/重要的工作 164

Pleasant Holidays/愉快的假期 167

I Saw Nothing/我没看见 169

A Naughty Boy/一个顽童 172

I Am Only 13/我只有十三岁 174

An Unlucky Young Lion/一只不走运的小狮子 176

Why Not A Fourth Time?/为什么不游第四次？ 179

The Small Apple Doesn t Sleep/小苹果还没睡呢 181

A Big Head Boy/大脑袋男孩 183

Before The History Test/历史测验前夕 185

A Quicker Learner/机灵的学生 188

Playing Mailman/我扮演邮递员 190

It s Unfair/不公平 192

Logic Reasoning/逻辑推理 194

A Lost Term Paper/丢失的学期论文 196

I Know You Would/我知道你会 198

A Barking Dog Does Not Bite/吠犬不咬人 201

At The End/最后 203

The New Teacher/新老师 205

Invention/发明 207

The Most Obedient/最乖的 209

Six Or Eleven/六还是十一 211

Just Helpless/无助 213

An Amazing Dog/一只有趣的狗 216