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I m Going Ice Fishing 1

Making a Bet at a Bar 2

I Have a Magical Dancing Duck 3

Idiots Arise 4

The Atheist in Men/Women 5

Blonde in Pain 6

I m Trying to Prove a Point 7

Strawberry Manure 8

I m Only Tribute Drinking 9

A Natural Blind 10

Chair Man of the Board 11

Totally Bats 12

A Mall Order 13

New Yorker 14

Mad Cows 15

Deathbed Confession 16

It s Not for Him,Stupid 17

True Football Fan 18

You ve Got Mail 19

Shortage of Parachutes 20

DO you See the Dead Bird 21

Clean those Restrooms 22

Working in the Garden 23

The Reason for Running 24

Redneck Wedding in Redneck Jokes 25

The Blonde Test Taker 26

New Person in Prison 27

Ugly Person Illness 28

Visiting a Barber 29

She Is a Chicken 30

Upset Is Unhealthy 31

A Mental Hospital 32

Fulfilling Their Requests 33

Making Comparisons 34

What Should They Say 35

We Are the Best of Friends 36

What a Large Crowd 37

Gift for a Birthday 38

A Frog s Date 39

The Preacher Buys a Parrot 40

Cow on Train Tracks 41

I Have Good News and Bad News 42

Bad Relationships 43

Fight Competition 44

My Wife Is Missing 45

Would You Please Do Me a Favor 46

I Have Bad and Very Bad news 47

Did You Understand Me 48

This Tells Me That I Must Be Drunk 49

Someone Stole Things from Me 50

Going to the Office 51

My Girlfriend Is Out in the Car 52

Visit the Barber 53

The Crowded Store 54

How Much Will This Cost Me 55

I Bet I Can Bite Both of My Eyes 56

Blonde and Brunette Work Together 57

A lady and Her Baby 58

ABC 59

And In a Year I ll Be Five 60

Bed Time 61

Bombed My Head 62

A Side Order of Blondes 63

Bad Blondes 64

Bartender 65

Bigfoot and Blonde 66

Looking Back On Photos 67

Having to Take a Whisper 68

Mommy and Daddy Dearest 69

Little Nancy s Pet 70

No Punishment 71

Ugly Baby 72

The First Day of School 73

Church 74

Stupid Baby Names 75

Daughter s Prayer 76

Math Trouble 77

A Police Officer Saw a Car Speeding 78

Call on an Expert 79

Close Enough for Government 80

Daddy s Room 81

Discrimination 82

Give Me an R 83

How Do You Catch a Squirrel 84

Little Johnny s Prognosis 85

Mom and Dad Were Trying to Console Susie 86

No Cavities 87

Peeing in the Pool 88

Say Cheese 89

Seagull s Final Resting Place 90

Stupid Joke 91

The Call of Nature 92

Definition 93

Voices!Voices!Shut up! 94

Wedding Dress 95

Zookeeper and Three Boys 96

Yuppie dogs 97

Who Is The Most Obedient 98

Writing s Powerful Message 99

Working on the Fourth Husband 100

Widow for One Year 101

Who Is God 102

What a Smart Gorilla 103

Wash the Cat 104

Unleaded,Please 105

Two Drivers and a Bridge 106

True Software Professional 107

Three Dumb Hunters 108

The Pig with the Wooden Leg 109

The Offspring 110

The Law of the Jungle 111

The Golden Mug 112

The Cowboy and His Horse 113

The Brass Rat 114

The Aging Explorer 115

Texas Transplant 116

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog 117

Snake Bite 118

Snail 119

You Know You re Addicted to the Net When 120

Snail Charity 121

Shooting an Elephant 122

Rover the Brick 123

Return the Dog 124

Rectum 125

Rabid Dogs Are Useful 126

Punk and Parrot 127

Psychiatrist s Best Friend 128

Pig 129

Pig in a Bar 130

Penguin And the Mechanic 131

Panda Bear 132

Wrong Turns 133

Mouse Hole 134

Whipping the Foreigners 135

Vampires 136

Those Kooky Polish Jokes 137

A Lottery Winner 138

In the Court(1) 139

In the Court(2) 140

In the Court(3) 140

In the Court(4) 141

In the Court(5) 142

Age Joke 143

Anecdotes of Lincoln 144

So Would I 145

Lawyers 146

Fish Story 147

The Harvard Bridge 148

Double Negatives 149

Jokes of the Boss 150

Groan 151

The Pop Quiz 152

Three Prison Inmates 153

Rest in Peace 154

American Jokes(2) 155

American Jokes(1) 155

American Jokes(3) 156

American Jokes(4) 156

Would You Please Move Your Cars 157

Medical Humor 158

Very Old Russian Joke 159

Telling an Optimist from a Pessimist 160

Better Warn the Husbands 161

Doctors Funeral 162

Drinking and Driving 163

Answer to Spouse Question 164

Crossbreeding Experiment 165

A Balanced Biosphere 166

Bear Identification 167

Medical Claims Form 168

Which Way,Madame 169

Making a Selection 170

Hooks in Water 171

Birthday Present 172

The Fireman 173

Advice for Young Mothers 174

Gold Coins 175

Marriage 176

Unintentional Humor in Student Compositions 177

From Scotland 178

Robbing the Bank 179

A Positive Charge 180

My Dog and Your Dog 181

More in the Court 182

Dead Lawyer 183

Airline Joke 184

Quality Fruit 185

Daddy s Hammer 186

Shark Chum 187

Three Friends 188