英国人的幽默 英语短文阅读与理解PDF电子书下载

1. Stop Me and Buy One 1

2. Quite Right 3

3. Otherwise 5

4. Making Him Pay 7

5. The Lucky Cat 9

6. Unanewerable 11

7. His Sorrow 13

8. Wit in Chldhood 15

9. Heat and Cold 17

10. Doctor's Orders 19

11. The Banker and the Painter 21

12. A Pennyworth of Wit 23

13. Pride and Poverty 25

14. A Subtraction 27

15. The Duke of Marlborough 29

16. Learning and Riches 31

17. Little Jack 33

18. Bill's Portrait 35

19. The Longest Word in English 37

20. Still Too Dear 39

21. The Doctor Knows Better 41

22. The Inconveniences of Corpulence 43

23. The Picture Half Gook and Half Bad 45

24. How to Get a Seat by the Fire 47

25. Twice 5 Make 10 49

26. Long Distance 51

27. The Umbrella 53

28. Not to Lose the Money 55

29. The Scotchman and the Robbers 57

30. A Very Nice Young Man 59

31. Little Betty's First Day at School 61

32. The Sun and the Moon 63

33. Walter Scolt and the Beggar 65

34. The Wrong Board 67

35. Placing Stamps in a Letter 69

36. The Broom-Seller and the Barber 71

37. The Irishman and the Boot-maker 73

38. A Dinner Given to Swift 75

39. The Lottery Ticket 77

40. Packing Up for Holidays 79

41. A Scotchman 81

42. A Scotchman's Appetite 83

43. Tit for Tat 85

44. An Indian's Dream 87

45. Real Laziness 89

46. The Best Physicians 91

47. Death Umavoidable 93

48. The Tipsy Doctor 95

49. The Three Tailors 97

50. Presemce of Mind 99

51. One Penny and One Penny Make Two Pence 101

52. The Domestic Ducks 103

53. Misunderstood 105

54. The Englishman and the French Barber 107

55. Seeing the King 109

56. A Troublesome Child 111

57. The Hungry Arab 113

58. Lewis XI and the Kitchen Boy 115

59. The Three Travellers 117

60. The Rash Judgment 119

61. The Unwelcome Visitor 121

62. The Talkative Barber 123

63. Mr. Perry's Lunch 125

64. The Arm Was Guilty 127

65. The Stolen Horse 129

66. Jack's Exam in History 131

67. An Important Wine Festival 133

68. Letter Writing 135

69. One Legged Geese 137

70. A Tip for Young Husbands 139

71. The Scholar's Logic 141

72. Lesson for Lesson 143

73. The Parrot 145

74. The Lost Pig 147

75. A Thief Taken In 149

76. An Incredible Story 151

77. Call Up for Military Service 153

78. The Unknown Painter 155

79. A Singular Justification 157

80. The King and the Villager 159

81. Cunning of a Blind Man 161

82. Who Laughs Last Laughs Best 163

83. The Students Outwitted 165

84. They Came to See Him Off 168

85. Fine Example of Filial Love 170

86. Do unto Others as You Would Wish to Be Done unto 172

87. The King and the Robbers 174

88. Curious Price for a Fish 177

词组替换练习参考答案 180

参考译文 195