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CONTENTS目录 1

．A Sausage一根香肠 1 1

．I Would Wish to Be an Orphan我想当孤儿 2 2

．I Will Give It to the Lord Myself我亲自交给上帝 3 3

．It Could Have Been Worse情况可能更糟 4 4

．But He Has No Hair但他没有头发 6 5

．Is Your Wife At Home Now？你妻子在家吗？ 7 6

．Modern Times摩登时代8 7

Like Mother,Like Son有其母则有其子 10 8

．Three Professors三位教授 11 9

．Find Another Job另谋高就 13 10

．Thank God感谢上帝 14 11

．Her Best Choice她的最佳选择 16 12

．Are You Married？你结婚了吗？ 18 13

．Dagger短剑 19 14

．Who Is the Most Obedient？谁最听话？ 21 15

Is There a Crib in Your Stomach？你肚里有小床吗？ 22 16

．The Same Father同一个父亲 23 17

．Welcome to Come Back欢迎回来 24 18

．A Silly Farmer愚蠢的农夫 26 19

．An Awkward Situation尴尬的局面 28 20

．Let Them Go让他们滚 29 21

．It Doesn t Matter没关系 30 22

．Who Keeps Breaking the Machines？ 31 23

．A Super Football Fans超级球迷 32 24

谁总是把机器弄坏？ 24

．Fish and Water鱼和水 34 25

．City and Countryside城市和乡村 35 26

． Is the World Getting Smaller or Larger？ 36 27

世界在变小还是在变大？ 28

．How Far Is It from Home离家多远 38 28

．Apologies道歉 39 29

．Never Change死性不改 40 30

．The Same Occupation同行 41 31

．Beginner s High Salary初来者的高薪水 42 32

．Advertisement广告 44 33

．A Spectacular Job一份引人注目的工作 46 34

An Interesting Answer有趣的答案 47 35

Shaving刮胡子 48 36

On a Bus在公共汽车上 50 37

The Salesman and the Little Girl推销员和小女孩 52 38

Perfectness完美 54 39

Lost the Way迷路 56 40

Heart Attack心脏病 58 41

It s Not a Picture不是图画 60 42

The Meaning of Dreams梦的解释 62 43

Our Children are Fighting我们的孩子在打架 63 44

．The Clever Husband聪明的丈夫 65 45

It s Not Fair那不公平 67 46

I Almost Yelled我几乎叫出声来 69 47

．A Thousand Kisses一千个吻 71 48

．Honesty诚实 73 49

．How Can I be Sure of Getting a Good Doctor？ 74 50

怎能保证找到一位好大夫？ 51

．Conditioned Reflex条件反射 76 51

．Twenty-five Dollars for Pulling a Tooth 77 52

拔一颗牙收25美元 53

．A Clever Woman聪明的女人 78 53

．Are We Twins？我们是双胞胎吗？ 80 54

．A School Report成绩报告单 81 55

．Whose Job？谁的工作？ 82 56

．Sensitive敏感 83 57

．The Two Chicken两只鸡 84 58

．Napoleon was Ill拿破仑病了 85 59

．He Knows Everything他知道所有的事情 87 60

．Buying Cards买卡片 89 61

．How to Use the Machine如何使用这机器 90 62

．Please Refund My Money请退还我的钱 92 63

Wisdom of an Old Man老人的智慧 94 64

．Is Frank Clever？弗兰克聪明吗？ 95 65

．Promotion升职 96 66

．I m Not a Weatherman我不是天气预报员 98 67

．In Fear of Death怕死才吸烟 99 68

．A Lucky Idiot幸运的白痴 101 69

．Unerliable不可靠 103 70

．Dare Not See the Doctor不敢看医生 104 71

．I Must Find It我必须找到它 106 72

．Giving You a New Start让你获得新生 107 73

．Making Up弥补 108 74

．Churchill and Bernard Shaw丘吉尔和肖伯纳 109 75

．The Same Language相同的语言 110 76

．He s been Rude！他太无礼了 111 77

．AReply Letter一封回信 113 78

．Physics Class物理课 115 79

．Who is Driving the Plane？谁在驾驶飞机？ 116 80

．The Fear of Thunder害怕雷声 117 81

．Meeting Acquaintances遇到熟人 119 82

．You Should Pay Double Tuition 121 83

你应该付两倍的学费 84

．Like Father,Like Son有其父必有其子 123 84

．News新闻 125 85

．What s Your Favorite Colour？ 127 86

你最喜欢的是什么颜色？ 87

．Knocked His Teeth Out敲掉了他的牙齿 129 87

．Happiness幸福 130 88

．Coincidence巧合 132 89

．Let Our Teacher Back让我们的老师回来 134 90

．Hat and Head帽子和脑袋 136 91

．You Were Flying Too Low你飞得太低了 137 92

．He Is Away他不在 138 93

．Is He a Good Artist？他是一名好画家吗？ 139 94

．Outwitted青出于蓝 140 95

．An offer of Marriage求婚 142 96

．That s Imageination那就是想象力 143 97

．Whose Boots谁的靴子 144 98

．The Two Rides两次飞行 145 99

．Tit for Tat针锋相对 146 100

．Late迟到 147 101

．Anderson and a Girl安徒生和小女孩 148 102

．The English Words He Knew他知道的英语单词 149 103

．Fish and Eyes鱼和眼睛 150 104

．That s Nothing那算什么 152 105

．He Is a Barber他是理发师 153 106

．Should I Know That我应该知道吗 154 107

．Come and Catch Mice来捉老鼠吧 156 108

．Biblicalv人人有本难念的经 157 109

．Whose Head Have You Got On那是谁的头 158 110

．Why Don t You Advertise For It 160 111

你为什么不登寻物启示 112

．Doctor and Mechanic医生和维修工 161 112

．Who Should Feel More Ashamed谁更应感到羞耻 162 113

．More Experienced更有经验 163 114

．It Was in the Bill它在账单里 164 115

．A Difficult Question难题 165 116

A Clever Robber聪明的强盗 166 117

．Foolish Questions愚蠢的问题 167 118

．Don t Tell Others别告诉别人 168 119

．Is He a Thief他是小偷吗 169 120

．Five Hundred Times五百次 171 121

．If I Were…假如我是…… 173 122

．I am Still Counting我还在数呢 174 123

．Counterfeit Money for False Tooth假钱补假牙 175 124

．Selling the House卖房 176 125

．I Wish I Were a Book但愿我是一本书 177 126

．The Mistress情人 179 127

．Take Necessary Action采取必要的行动 181 128

．That Depends得看是谁 182 129

．Beautiful View美丽的景色 183 130

．New Year Resolutions新年决心书 185 131

．A Small World这世界真小 187 132