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目录五味职场Pension 养老金 1

Acid-core Solder 酸芯焊条 2

Asked for the Position 求职 3

An Appointment in Hell 一个地狱里的约会 4

Help 救命 5

An Explanation of Tardiness 迟到的原因 6

Slipped 摔跤 7

Destroy All Letters 销毁全部的文件 8

You're Not Leaving a Vaccancy 你不会留下空缺的 9

Miss the Last Train Back Home 赶不上火车 10

Salary 工资 11

各行各业Distraction 转移注意力 12

Clean the Snow 扫雪 13

Two Questions 两个问题 14

August Is Worse than That 八月更糟 15

He Went Bankrupt Twice 他破产了两次 15

You Have Been Like a Daughtert to Me 对我而言你一直像个女儿 16

Why Do You Sell It Now？ 你为什么现在才卖？ 16

There Might Be Someting to That Rumour 谣言可能有几分真实 17

A Plam Reader 看手相的人 17

Nobody Could Recognize You 没人能认得你了 18

Atlantic or Pacific 大西洋还是太平洋 19

Lion Tamer 驯狮员 20

Cats Don't Like It 猫儿不喜欢它 21

I'm Not a Gypsy 我不是吉普塞人 22

The Climate Didn't Agree with Me 天气和我闹别扭 22

He Is To Have No Special Privileges 他不会享有特权 23

This Isn't My Table 这不是我的桌子 23

You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You？ 你没忘了你欠我的账吧？ 24

The Left leg orr The Right leg 左腿还是右腿 25

Shave or Hai rcut？ 刮胡还是理发？ 26

I Am an Ordinary Citizen 我是一个普通公民 27

The Guide 导游 28

金钱与购物Wine Festival 酒节 29

Supply with the Bicycle 随车附送 30

Give or Take 给还是拿 31

Wheel Barrow 手推车 32

Before the Trouble Starts 在麻烦出现之前 33

That's Your First Worry 这是你的第一个烦恼 34

Can I Help You Madam？ 夫人，您买什么？ 35

A Newly Rich Lady 女暴发户 36

One Good Turn Deserves Another 礼尚往来 36

The Laundryman 洗衣店店主 37

＄20 20美元 38

The Very Latest Fashion 最流行的袜子 39

The King's Brother 国王的兄弟 40

Buy the Ticket 买票 41

Accident 事故 41

The Wife Knew How to Save Money 节俭的妻子 42

Promise Yourself Something 给你自己一些承诺 43

Selling House 卖房子 44

Reason for Returning Books 退书的理由 45

The Good Thing about It 它的好处 45

The Shoes Are Not Comfortable 鞋子不舒服 46

What Can We Do for You 我们能为你做什么 46

What Was It She Wanted？ 她要买什么？ 47

警匪与交通How Can You Just Sit There？ 你怎么坐着不动呢？ 48

A Clear Conscience 问心无愧 49

Quick Work “神速”的工作 50

Train Sickness 晕车 51

To Bear False Witness 作伪证 52

Women s Fashion 妇女时尚 53

Whatever the Pilot Is Drinking 驾驶员正喝着的东西 53

I Am a Pickpocket 我是个扒手 54

Two Cross-Eyed Men 两个斜眼的人 54

This Is as Far as I Go 我最远只能到这里 55

Signal 信号 56

The Ran off Thief 逃跑的窃贼 57

Do You Know My Work？ 你知道我是干什么的吗？ 58

Nobody Ever Died of Seasickness 没有人曾经因为晕船而死 59

学校与体育Mi racle 奇迹 60

How Did I Get up Here？ 我是怎么上来的呢？ 61

Who Was the First Man？ 谁是第一个男人？ 62

I Want to Go Home 我想回家 63

Just Getting Ready to Go out 准备外出 64

Alexander the G reat 亚历山大大帝 65

Only Fools Are certain 只有笨蛋才对事情确定 65

A London Fog 一场伦敦大雾 66

The Romans Swan Across the Tiber 横渡台伯河的罗马士兵 67

Why Should You Go to School？ 你为什么应当去学校？ 68

Say No 说“不” 69

A Psychology Teacher 一位心理学教师 70

Without Omitting Anything 什么都不要省掉 71

But The Answers Have Changed 但答案已经变化了 72

Climbing Mountains 登山 73

Son，You'reWearingMyClothes 你穿了我的衣服，儿子 74

孩子们Little Girl and the Woman Without Clothes 小姑娘与一丝不挂的女人 75

She Is Looking for Me 她在找我 76

God，Please Make Them Give Me a Big Box of Chocolate 上帝啊，请让他们给我一大盒巧克力 77

The Place to Rain 下雨的地点 78

I Thought You Were out 我以为你出去了 79

Why Not Take Grandpa too？ 为什么不把爷爷也带去呢？ 79

I Did Not Have Time to Look at Them 我没时间看 80

Olives 橄榄 81

A Clever Son 一个聪明的儿子 82

I Am the Maid 我是女仆 83

Cowboy 牛仔 84

She Was Not Amused 她不觉得有趣 86

Paddy 帕蒂 87

Puberty 青春期 88

WatchtheDoor 看门 89

Da-Da 爸爸 90

Works Every Time 每次都灵验 90

I Know You Would do that 我知道你会那样做的 91

Whose Baby？ 谁的婴儿？ 92

军营趣事Two Sailors 两个水兵 93

The Only Way You Will Save Your Life 惟一救你的命的办法 94

Ice 冰块 96

For Proper Load Balance 为保持负载平衡而设 98

Twins 双胞胎 99

Bill 比尔 100

Hot qutside 外面这么热 101

Change Clothes 换衣服 102

I Didn't Know that I Was So Far Back Already！ 我想不到已经往回跑了这么远 103

Medically Examine 体格检查 104

Visual Training 视力训练 105

老人妙语Our Tails 我们的尾巴 106

Hruuy！ 快点 106

I Can't Throwthat Far 我扔不了那么远 107

He Had a Hat 他刚才戴着一顶帽子 108

Stop the Car 停车 109

Mrs Jones Loved Driving Very Fast 开快车的琼斯太太 110

Umberella 雨伞 111

Shooting Bears 猎熊 114

Peter's Uncle 彼得的叔叔 115

I Don't Like Airplanes 我不喜欢飞机 116

Tell Me When We Get There 我们到那站时，请告诉我 117

I Haven't Got A Dog 我没养狗 118

I Still Cannot 我还是不行 119

愚人酒鬼Press Down 向下按 120

I'll Show You the Cancellation 我把取消单拿给你们看 121

I Must Have Smoked My Key 我肯定是把钥匙当香烟吸掉了 121

Bug Glasses 买眼镜 122

Stupid Question 愚蠢的问题 122

Where The Ladies'Lavatory？ 女厕所在哪？ 123

You're The First One Who Explained It 你是第一个说明这件事的人 123

Red for Danger 红色危险 124

I Think I Am Late 我想我迟到了 125

You Are in the Back Seat 你坐在后座 125

You Haven't Killed Anyone，Have you？ 你没有杀人，是吧？ 126

A Riddle 一个谜语 127

Special Number 幸运数字 128

Sell The Horse 卖马 129

Only small Fish 只要小鱼 130

Fire！Fire！ 火！火！ 131

Fisher Man 垂钓人 132

医生病人My Husband Doesn't Smoke 我先生不吸烟 133

I Think I'm Catching a Cold 我想我是感冒了 133

I've Swallowed a Horse，Doctor 我吞下了一匹马，大夫 134

This Is a Stick up 这是抢动 135

It's Not Me 不是我 135

I Must Still Be Safe 我一定还安全 136

Retired Stockbroker 退休证券经纪人 136

I Don't Like My Neighbors 我不喜欢我的邻居 137

Did You Want To Tell Me Something？ 你想告诉我什么吗？ 138

Losing Weight 减肥 139

You Are Not Drinking Enough Water 你喝水不够 140

Losing Weight 减肥 140

A Cure For a Headache 治疗头痛 141

家庭乐事Napoleon Was Ⅲ 拿破仑病了 142

Dinner 晚饭 143

A Barking Wife 汪汪叫的妻子 143

Sorry，You Have the Wrong Number 对不起，你打错了 144

I Am so Glad We Decided Not to Choose It 我真高兴没选那套房子 145

Christmas Card 圣诞卡 146

I Hope She Isn't Shopping 我希望她不是在购物 147

A Better Man 一个好一点儿的男人 147

What Is a Traitor？ 什么叫叛徒 148

Musical Ability 音乐天才 148

Lost Way 迷路 149

Ten Children 十个孩子 150

Glasses 眼镜 151

Mouse-trap 捕鼠器 152

Where Are You Going This Evening？ 你今晚要到哪里去？ 153

Spend His Money！ 花他的钱！ 154

A Useful Lesson 有益的教训 155

A Girl Just Like Mother 和母亲一样的女孩 156

A Potato Farmer 种马铃薯的农夫 157

男男女女This Is The First Time I Got All the Details 这是我第一次得知所有细节 158

I Think I'd Rather Have Cash 我想我宁愿要现金 159

A Private Conversation 一次私人谈话 159

Elizabeth 伊丽莎白 160

“Find That Woman and Stop Her”“ 找到那女人并阻止她” 161

Tried Not to Be too Late 努力不迟到 162

The First One That Is Really Yours 第一个真正属于你的东西 163

New Owners of the Flat 公寓新房房客 165

I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得像个淑女 166

I Am on My Honey Moon 我正在度蜜月 166

An Inexpensive Bouquet of Flowers 一束便宜的鲜花 167

I Had Forgotten Who It Was 我忘了那人是谁 167

可爱动物Duck and Vegetables 鸭子与蔬菜 168

A Small Talking Dog 一只会说话的小狗 169

Two Pigs 两头猪 170

Delicious！ 美味极了 170

I Thought You Were A Bird 我原以为你是一只鸟 171

What Time is the funeral？ 葬礼何时举行？ 171

Looking for Cat 寻猫 172

This Isn't Blackie！ 不是小黑！ 173

Mouse in the Zoo 动物园的老鼠 174

语言文化Greek 希腊语 175

The Irish aren't stupid 爱尔兰人没那么蠢 176

The Clever Cook 厨子的机智 177

The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather 能预报天气的印第安人 178

Ancestors 祖先 179

Fight A Duel 决斗 180

Mushrooms 蘑菇 181

名人与艺术家A Life for a Life 一命偿一命 182

King Frederick 腓特烈大帝 183

Artist 画家 184

Dumas 仲马 185

Shaw Refuses to Attend a Wedding 萧伯纳拒绝参加婚礼的一封信 186

After the Elections 在大选后 188

Mark Twain 马克·吐温 189

A Rich Father 一个阔爸爸 190

A Wonderful Sunset 美妙的日落 191