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A 1

ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR'S TWO HORSES 1

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER 3

ANSWER TO AN AGE OLD QUESTION 5

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE 8

A TELEPHONE POLL 9

B 11

BE NICE TO YOUR NURSE 11

C 14

CASINO 14

D 16

DOES YOUR DOG BITE? 16

E 18

ENJOY YOUR COFFEE 18

F 21

FISHING 21

FIVE TIMES 23

I 25

IN LOVE WITH THE TEACHER 25

L 27

LABELED 27

LITTLE ADAM 28

LITTLE ADAM AND POISON IVY 29

LITTLE TOM AND THE SALESMAN 31

LOST 32

M 33

MAGIC TRICK 33

MEET ME FOR LUNCH? 34

MEN ARE LIKE 35

MISS AMERICA 38

MODERN MOVIES 39

MOSQUITOES 41

N 42

NEW BABY COMING 42

NEW HEARING AID 44

NO ACCIDENTS 45

NOT ADDING 47

NOTE IN A BOTTLE 48

O 50

OFFICER,I CAN EXPLAIN! 50

ON MY FEET 51

OOPS! 52

OUT WITH THE FLU 53

"O,YEAH" 54

P 56

PAPER SALES 56

PARALLEL PARKING 57

PAYMENT ERRORS 58

PROTECTING THE BIRDS 59

PSYCHOLOGY 60

PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT 62

Q 64

QUICKEST WAY 64

R 66

REPORTING THE NEIGHBOR 66

S 68

SHOPPING SURPRISE 68

SIGN RELOCATION REQUEST 69

SIGNS 71

STAND ON ONE FOOT 72

STARTING THE CAR 73

STEEPER HILL 75

STOLEN WALLET 76

STOP THAT! 78

STUDENTS'CARS 79

T 81

TEAMWORK 81

TECHNICAL TERMS 82

TECH SUPPORT,MS WORD 86

THAT'S ALL RIGHT 88

THE BARTENDER AND THE BEAUTY 89

THE DANGEROUS CRIMINAL 91

THE DELAY 92

THE LETTER 93

THE LITTLE BOY 95

THE MISSING BULL 97

THE PHOTOGRAPHER 99

THE PILL WORKED 101

THE PORTRAIT 102

THE PRIEST AND THE BOY 103

THE SUPERBOWL 105

THE TROUBLE WITH COOKBOOKS 106

THE VALUE OF MONEY 108

THE WITNESS 109

THE YOUNG BUSINESSMAN 110

THREE VIOLIN MANUFACTURERS 111

THREE WISHES 112

TRYING TO DO THE JOB RIGHT 114

TWENTY BUCKS 115

V 117

VERY IMPORTANT ROSES 117

W 119

WARNING 119

WEEDING 120

WELL,YOU ASKED! 121

WHAT FREE SERVICES THIS YEAR? 122

WHAT IS POLITICS? 123

WHAT'S THE MEDICAL TERM? 125

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 127

WHERE IS ELEVEN? 128

WHO AM I? 128

WINDSHIELD WIPERS 129

WORDS WOMEN USE(AND WHAT THEY MEAN) 131

WORK HISTORY 135

WRONG FEET 137

Y 139

YOU SAID IT,MOM 139

YOU'VE GOT MAIL 140