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精品笑话　Jokes 1

Jokes 1

幽默荟萃　Humors 76

My Husband's Bones 76

Tom and the Trouble 76

The World Is Going to End 77

The Story of Jack London 78

A Careless and Lazy Boy 78

"Anger"and"Exasperation" 79

The Letter-box Key 80

"Wait a Moment" 80

Mark Twain and the Old Man 81

How Baker Won in the Case 82

Three Sillies 83

"What Seat do You Have in Class?" 83

During the Night 84

The Father's Advice 85

A Misunderstanding 85

Who Will Be the Last One? 86

It's Not My Fault 87

"Yes"or"No" 87

The Wind Is So Strong 88

It's None of Your Business 88

I've Lost Mine 89

Special Features 90

Because of the Different Invigilator 90

Rich or Poor 91

He Is Busy 91

The Boy and the Cakes 92

Our Trains Go Faster 92

He Doesn't Work for Us 93

Our Baby Came in Seven Days 93

Mrs Read and Her Daughter 94

A Forgetful Actor 94

He Ran for His Health 95

The Cheapest One? 96

Go Back to Bed Now 96

Give Me the Keys 97

Excellent Fists 98

A Cow or a Horse 98

Two Young Men and a Bull 99

What a Clever Pupil 100

In the Fog 100

That Man Know the Future 101

Nora and Jim 101

Anything Except Work 102

Ridiculous Mistakes 103

Jack and His Teacher 103

It's More Difficult 104

Who Is Foolish? 104

The Sun Is Lucky 105

Regret 105

Two Football Fans 106

Writing a Letter 106

A Careless Writer 107

Mike Is Hungry 107

Who Was Deaf? 108

A Frenchman and a Menu 109

Who Stole My Coat? 109

A Good Doctor? 110

Is It a Real Boy? 111

Knowing Yourself 111

How to Bring the Mouse Out 112

If You Are Kind Enough 113

Who Runs Faster 113

Three Sons 114

If I Was Inside 114

Qualified Pilot 115

How Old Is He? 115

Nothing Special 116

It's My Money 117

Sometimes 117

Such a Judge 118

The Emperor and the Poet 119

A Lion 119

I Have Swallowed a White Horse 120

Half Dog 120

An Opposite Example 121

A Good Child 121

Is Your Wife at Home Now? 122

Unbearable 122

Will You Dance? 123

Mother or Father 123

Sailor and Donkey 124

How She Woke Up 124

The Baby Still in Bed 125

How Old Are You? 126

Nasreddin and the Donkey 126

Don't Let Him In 127

A Clever Dog 127

Breaking the News 128

Hardly Eat Anything 129

His Handwriting Was Not Clear 130

Sorry,You Failed! 130

A Stupid Bird 131

Do You Know? 132

Father's Things 133

I'll Go to Him with You at Once 134

If It Doesn't Rain 134

Practising Marching 135

Yes,It Is Me 136

Hide-and-Seek 136

A Great Trip 137

Father and Son 138

Dollars to Pigs 138

High Cost by Taxi 139

The Story of Four People 140

A Delicious Bird 140

A Strange Order 141

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? 141

Selling an Elephant 142

I'll Pay for It 143

Ted and the Telephone 144

I Have Tried Not to Be Too Late 145

Your Money or Your Life? 145

It's Unfair 146

故事集锦 Stories 148

Small or Not? 148

I Have No Time 149

A Gentleman 149

A Small Pot Inside 150

Quick Reaction 150

Being Helping 151

He Stood Up with Ease 152

You Are a Monkey 152

A Driver and Churchill 153

How He Regretted 153

Because of the Order 154

How Many Donkeys? 155

Newton and the Egg 155

I'll Show You the Way 156

That's a"Thief" 157

Praise 157

Two Friends 158

Pulling the Moon up 158

Hijack 159

The Effect of an Advertisement 160

The Cock and the Jewel 160

A Piece of Cake 161

Funny Mistakes 161

How Many Foolish Donkeys? 162

A Different Girl 163

Tom and the Dyers 163

An Optimist 164

Doctor Goldsmith 165

The Value of Things 166

Quick Students 166

The Monkey and the Cat 167

Sharing an Apple 168

A Story of Karl Gauss 168

A Greedy Dog 169

"But I Can Stand..." 170

The Boaster and the Baby 171

Three Wishes 171

How the Master Was Outwitted（主人是怎样上当的） 173

I Have Sung Already 173

Counting the Year Rings 174

Where Is Your Dad? 175

The Dog Will Eat It 176

Young Officer and Old Soldier 176

The Bundle of Sticks 177

Doing and Eating 178

A Man and His Lunch 178

Mark Twain's Necktie 179

I Didn't Mean That 180

A Big Bag 180

The Monkey Man 181

No Bill on the Ship 182

No Room for Jefferson 183

Tom and His Key 184

The Postman and the Parrot 185

What Are you? 185

Is She Included? 186

A Bad Foot 187

Don't You Understand? 188

An Elephant and the Red Car 188

What Is the Strongest Power? 189

A Gold Axe 190

A Bad King 190

A Boy's Coins 191

Wise King Solomon 193

The Donkey Who Sinned 194

At a Restaurant 195

Whose Hands Are the Most Beautiful? 195

Who Was the Ungrateful Creature? 196

The Lost Lamb 197

Napoleon and Newspaper 198

A Proud Crow 198

A Camel and a Goat 200

The Hungry Arab 201

The Sun,the Moon and a Cock 201

Tom and His Plan 202

Aesop and the Traveler 203

A Prophet and the King（预言家和国王） 203

The Birds in the Snare 204

Sandwich 205

My First and My Last 205

Good Lies 206

Washing a Baby 207

知识网站 English Knowledge 210

从“胸有成竹”说开去 210

Funny Measurements 211

Canada 212

How did A.M.and P.M.Come into Being? 213

Knowledge of the Sun 214

词趣 214

Edison's Caps 215

汉语中的“英语” 216

The Death of Lincoln 217

世界之最 218

Why Is the"White House"White? 219

"Let the Cat out of the Bag" 220

China and the Olympic Games 220

一些数字和公式的英语读法 221

Why is April 1st Called"April Fools'Day" 222

The Olympics 223

E-mail 224

Why does the Letter"V"Stand for Victory? 225

从“Dad”,“Father”说开去 226

Do You Know the Road Signs? 227

“热血、辛劳、汗水、眼泪” 228

The Internet（因特网） 230

A Letter to Mrs Bixby 231

西方迷信中的“13” 232

“厕所”知多少 233

“R”的不同意义 234

美语正向英语渗透 235

中外问候语差异 236

“澳门”名称的由来 237

标点趣闻 238

"A Bull in a China Shop" 239

“dog”趣话 240

英语成语典故 241

英语中的性别歧视 242

电子邮件符号“＠”的来历 243

英美人姓名的含义 244

圣诞新年贺词 245

“window”趣话 247

英语习语中的动物 248

逗号的妙用 249

生动的比喻 幽默的语言 250

“男女”有别 252

英国人的手势语言 253

从误用“Oh,no”谈起 254

扳起手指话“finger” 255

美国之最 256

似是而非的词语 257

“生肖”英译趣谈 259

England≠英国 259

数词在习语中的妙用 260

"Mother"Sayings 262

“Washington D.C．”的由来 262

动物拟人趣谈 263

知识点滴 264

有趣的英语单词来历故事 265