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目录《一百丛书》总序 1

前言　Preface 1

《启颜录》　Collection of Jokes1 腊月何处有蛇咬 A Snake in the Twelfth MoonDoesn’t Bite 2

《谐噱》　Humourous Stories2 长年术　Longevity 6

《开颜录》　Anthology of Jokes3 晏子趣事之一　A Quip from“Stories about MasterYan” 8

《风月笑林》　Wind and Moon Jest Book4 客答　What the Guest Says in Reply 10

《艾子后语》　Master Ai（Appendix）5 孙儿　Grandson 12

6 病忘　Amnesia 14

《露书》　Book of Dew7 刑矮　Shorty Xing 18

《应谐录》　Spontaneous Humour8 同病　Same Illness 20

9　学偷　Learning Thievery 22

《雅谑》　Elegant Banter10　呆子　Idiot 26

11 呆县丞　The Idiotic Assistant of a County Magistrate 28

12　不怕鬼　Daredevils 30

13　止母念佛　Ma，It s No Use Chanting the Name ofBuddha 34

14　诱出户　Lure Me Outdoors 36

15　红米饭　Red Glutinous Rice 38

16 死后佳　Everything Is Fine in the Netherworld 40

17　恨卢郎　A Matter for Regret 42

18　不死酒　Elixir of Life 44

《笑林》　Jest　Book19 垛子　God of Target 46

20　遇偷　Burglary 48

21　问令尊　Should Someone Ask for Your Father 50

22　糟饼　Cakes Made from Distiller s Grain 52

23　不请客　No Entertainments 54

24　不留客　Not Asking the Guest to Stay 56

25　吃素　The Cat Has Turned Vegetarian 58

26　借茶叶　Borrowing Tea Leaves 60

《迂仙别记》　Stories of the Revered Mr　Yu27　屋漏　Leaky Roof 62

《雪涛谐史》　Humourous Stories from Snow Pavilion28　贼　Thieves 64

29　卖酒　Selling Wine 68

30　说谎者　Liar 70

31　懼内　Henpecked 72

32　化缘　Begging Alms 74

《笑赞》　Ode to Laughter33　大丈夫说不　When a True Man Says No 76

34　善人好欺负　Kindhearted People Are the Ones YouCan Bully 78

35　暑月戴毡帽　Wearing a Felt Hat in Summer 80

36　夹衣胜单衣　A Lined Garment Is Better Than anUnlined One 82

37　你们所笑，定然不差　What You Are Laughing atMust Be Funny 84

《笑府》　Treasure House of Funny Stories38　吹牛　Talking Big 86

39 以正夫纲　To Assert the Authority of the Husband　 88

40　懼内吏　A Henpecked Official 90

41　他不肯和　He Refuses to Agree to a Draw 92

42　河鲀　Globefish 94

《广笑府》　Treasure House of Anecdotes43　妙处难学　A Trick Too Hard to Learn 96

44　七十三八十四　Seventy-three and Eighty-four 98

45　敢想吃他　How Dare I Eat Them？ 100

46　难为东道　I Can t Afford to Play the Host 102

47　秋蝉　Autumn Cicada 104

48　双斧劈柴　Chopping Wood with Two Axes 106

49　酸酒　Sour Wine 108

50　有钱者生　No Money，No Life 110

51　有钱村牛　A Wealthy Village Ox 112

52　死后不赊　Don t Sell Me on Credit after I Die 114

53　一钱莫救　One Copper Coin Is Too Much 116

54　洗衣　Washing Clothes 118

55　矫揉不安贫　Not Resigned to Poverty 120

《叙谭概》　Chitchat56 陈公戒酒　The Revered Mr Chen Trying to GiveUp Drinking 122

《精选雅笑》　Selection of Elegant Jokes57　蚊符　Mosquito Expellent 124

58　盗牛　Stealing an Ox 126

59　赏历　Awarding a Calendar 128

60　夸富　Braggadocio 130

61　躲债　How to Avoid a Creditor 132

《博笑珠玑》　Gems of Jokes62　嘲好酒人　Wine Bibber Ridiculed 134

63　讥人刁诈　Crafty Fellows Ridiculed 136

64　劝人行善　One Must Do Good Works 138

《遣愁集》　Stories for Dissipating Melancholy65 势利 Snobbery 140

66　无功受赐　Getting a Reward without Deserving It　 142

《笑倒》　Convulsive Laughter67　梦戏酌　Party with Theatricals in Dreamland 144

68　请客　Inviting a Guest to Dinner 146

69　背客吃饭　Eating behind the Visitor s Back 148

70 脚像观音　Her Feet Resemble Those of Bodhisattva s 150

71 凑不起　Unable to Gather Them Together 152

《增订解人颐新集》　Amusing Stories，Revised and EnlargedEdition72　雨　Rain 154

《笑得好》　It’s Good to Laugh73　剩个穷花子与我　Content with a Poor Beggar 156

74　愿变父亲　Reincarnated as Your Father 160

75　哑子说话　A Dumb Beggar Who Speaks 164

76　臭得更狠　It Stinks to High Heaven 166

77 出气　To Teach Him a Lesson for Me 168

78　我不见了　I Am Missing 170

79　一张大口　A Big Mouth 172

80　书是印成的　Books Are Printed 174

81　愿换手指　I Want Your Finger 176

82　限定岁数　To Limit One s Age 178

83　喝风屙烟　Inhaling Wind and Discharging Smoke　 180

84　人参汤　Ginseng Soup 182

85　四时不正　Abnormal Weather 184

86　秀才断事　A Scholar Sitting in Judgment 186

87　皇帝衣帽　The Emperor s Crown and Gown 188

《笑得好二集》　It’s Good to Laugh，Vol.Ⅱ88　比送殡　Like Attending a Funeral 190

89　忘记端午　I ve Forgotten It Was the Dragon BoatFestival 192

90　门上贴道人　The Picture of a Taoist Priest Pastedon the Front Door 194

91　骂的人多　Too Many Scolders 196

《笑笑录》　Rollicking Laughter92　还磕头　You Have to Kowtow Back 198

93　痴人说梦　Idiotic Nonsense 202

94　高帽子　Tall Hat 204

《嘻谈录》　Ripples of Mirth95　偷酒　Taking a Drink on the Sly 206

96　富家傻子　The Imbecile Son of a Rich Family 210

《新镌笑林广记》　Jest Book：Newly Engraved Edition97　七月儿　Seven-month Baby 214

98　藏年　Concealing Her Age 216

99　借水　May I Have Some Water，Please？ 218

100　坐椅子　To Occupy a Chair 220

中国历代笑话集集录　Bibliography of Chinese HamorousStories Through the Ages 222