英语幽默与笑话 英中对照 第2版PDF电子书下载

1．Whose Mistakes? 1

2．The Result Of A Promise 1

3．Waiting For The Night 1

4．An Even Exchange 2

5．A Tasty Meal 3

6．Love At The Front Door 4

7．A Threat 4

8．Like Father Like Son 5

9．Nouns 5

10．A Clear Explanation 6

11．Too Traditional 6

12．Good By Comparison 7

13．A Lucky Find 7

14．This Man"SHAKESPEARE" 8

15．Wool 8

16．AWell-mannered Mom 9

17．Kid's Eye View 9

18．False Promises 10

19．Stamp It On Yourself! 11

20．Need A Nice Hair-cut 11

21．A New Employee 12

22．Down To The Earth 12

23．"Are Your Mother And Father In?" 13

24．Filling In The Blanks 13

25．Kidspeak 14

26．Who Found America? 15

27．Forgetfulness 15

28．Misinformed 16

29．Second Best 16

30．Honor Guard 17

31．Party Talk 17

32．When Was Rome Built? 18

33．Hands Off 18

34．Painting A Nice Picture 19

35．The Repairman 19

36．Money Refunded 20

37．Time For Sleeping Pills 20

38．True Feelings 21

39．The Thrill Is Gone 21

40．Still Not Perfect 22

41．Regrets 22

42．Short Cut 23

43．A Shrewd Guess 24

44．A Crazy Man 24

45．A Smart Dog 25

46．Not Too Smart 25

47．Late 26

48．Ill-will 27

49．Unanswered Prayers 27

50．Noisy Roommates 28

51．An Economical Budget 29

52．A Happy Couple 29

53．Friendly Observation 30

54．Asleep On The Job 30

55．Take Care 31

56．Identity Crisis 32

57．Is The Doctor In? 32

58．Book Value 33

59．A Welcome Guest 34

60．Good Or Bad News? 34

61．Kids Of The'90s 35

62．Unknown Occupation 35

63．Good Excuse 36

64．Not Everything Can Be Prevented! 36

65．A Good Remedy 37

66．Tourists 37

67．Modernization 38

68．An Obvious Success 39

69．Mother Knows Best 39

70．Patience 40

71．I Need“God”With Skin 41

72．What's Her Name? 42

73．What Do You Really What To Do? 42

74．Let's Make It Half 43

75．The Work Is Done! 43

76．Are You Sure? 44

77．Snowy White Is On TV 44

78．Fairy Tale 44

79．Impolite 45

80．Who's Afraid Now? 46

81．An Avid Reader 47

82．A Great Excuse 47

83．Too Many Coats 48

84．Friends Of A Feather 49

85．An Unexpected Call 59

86．Energy-saving 50

87．Clear The Way 51

88．A Hasty Retreat 52

89．Call Of The Wild 53

90．Partners 54

91．A Surprise! 54

92．Jokers Wild 55

93．A Simple Answer 56

94．A Poor Cook 57

95．A Watchful Parent 57

96．The Lesson 58

97．A Punishment 59

98．A Well-deserved Haircut 60

99．A Tough Teacher 61

100．A Proposal? 62

101．Parental Love 63

102．False Alarm 63

103．Getting To Know Your Date 64

104．The Champion 65

105．Bad Fruit 65

106．Lost Cause 66

107．The Old Fashioned Way 67

108．The Caretaker 68

109．A Get-well Gift 68

110．Unwise Student 69

111．No Help 70

112．A Greedy Girl 71

113．Avoiding Temptation 71

114．A Funny Fragrance 72

115．Miss Microwave 73

116．A Good"Pupil" 74

117．Taken For Granted 74

118．Doggie Bag 75

119．Final Attempt 76

120．Patient's Predicament 77

121．A Real Scare! 78

122．The Breadwinner 79

123．A Woman Driver 80

124．A"Proud"Lady 81

125．A Fault-Finder 82

126．A Grateful Person 83

127．Doctor's Order 84

128．A Wise Husband 85

129．Street Revenge 85

130．That's Not What I Meant 86

131．Just Following Orders 87

132．Senior Sparkle 83

133．Pay Attention 89

134．Unusual Echoes 89

135．Ego Twist 91

136．Unexpected Praise! 91

137．A Good Strategy 92

138．A Real Fortuneteller 93

139．A Dumb Worker 94

140．Flight Assurance 95

141．No Idle Treat 96

142．A Not So Famous Person 96

143．Embarrassment 97

144．Baby Talk 98

145．New And Improved 99

146．On Home Ground 100

147．An Unlucky Thief 101

148．Road Show 101

149．Risky Plans 102

150．Mistaken Identity 103

151．A Bargain 104

152．An Honest Person Is Rewarded 105

153．A Misunderstanding 107

154．New Clothes! 106

155．Switching Roles 108

156．Time To Wake Up 109

157．You Forgot Something 109

158．Practise What You Preach 110

159．A Fish Tale 111

160．A Thrifty Shop-keeper 112

161．An Embarrassing Request 113

162．The Doctor Is Angry 114

163．Free Choice 114

164．A Strict Professor 115

165．A Trick 116

166．You Can't Win 117

167．A Financial Romance 117

168．On Queue 119

169．Last Laugh 120

170．Confusion 121

171．A Tall Order 122

172．A Sly Husband 123

173．A Nice Worker 124

174．Who's Driving? 125

175．The Wrong Word 126

176．A Tough Test Question 127

177．Both Of Us Drive 128