英汉幽默故事选读 第2版PDF电子书下载

1．Two Tickets Please　两张电影票 1

2．I'll Keep It on My Floor　放在地板上 2

3．The Attraction of the Map　地图的引力 4

4．What Grade　哪一级 6

5．An Adult Decision　成年人的抉择 7

6．We're on That Mountain Over There　我们在那座山上 9

7．I'm Going to Let My Chauffeur Answer It　让我的司机来回答 11

8．Where Do You Want These Blinds　窗帘挂于何处 13

9．Whose Dog Was the Smartest　谁的狗最聪明 16

10．What Will Be The Headline　标题是什么 18

11．A Challenging Hunt　富有挑战性的搜寻 20

12．You're Not Going to Make It　你活不成了 23

13．A Pleasant Surprise　惊喜 25

14．A Clever Dog　聪明狗 26

15．It seemed like Hours　犹如几个时辰 29

16．Mother's Feet　母亲的脚 31

17．I Want to Get Out　我要出去 33

18．Nest and Hair　鸟窝与头发 35

19．I Never Work after Supper　我晚饭后从不工作 37

20．Coffee Problem　咖啡问题 40

21．I've Just Bitten My Tongue　我刚咬破自己的舌头 41

22．Job Technique　工作技巧 42

23．A Bad Doctor　庸医 44

24．Saving Grace　保全面子 48

25．A Woman Who Fell　摔倒的女人 50

26．My Wife Thinks So　我老婆这样认为 52

27．A Plumber　管道修理工 54

28．A Tough Teacher　强悍的教师 56

29．I'm a Police Officer　我是警察 57

30．A Business Trip　出差旅行 60

31．Get a Job　找个工作 62

32．12 Post Cards　十二张卡片 64

33．A Stubborn Horse　倔强的马 68

34．Looking for a Companion　找个伴侣 70

35．My Roommate　我的室友 71

36．I Can't Stop Now　我无法停下 74

37．The Big Baby　大婴儿 75

38．Pears and Plums　梨子与李子 79

39．She Is Left-handed　她是左撇子 82

40．Ways and Means　花招 83

41．You Let Me Search Quite　叫我好找 85

42．The Long and Short of It　长短之说 87

43．The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat　收羊人与官僚 90

44．The Judge's Pistol　法官的手枪 93

45．A Call from a Frog　青蛙的电话 95

46．Wouldn't You Know　你不要知道吗 96

47．The Very Last Birthday　最后的生日 98

48．Good Thing He Has You　有你教他真好 100

49．Do Me a Favor　请帮个忙 102

50．Point of No Return　有去无回 104

51．The Story of a Snail　蜗牛的故事 107

52．Not Here　不在这里 109

53．A Midshipman　海军军官候补生 113

54．That's What They All Say　他们都是这么说的 115

55．The Mistaken Father　糊涂父亲 116

56．This Hole in the Ground　地坑 119

57．A Prospective Horse Buyer　欲买马之人 122

58．Bad Business　生意不好 124

59．The Cheater　作弊者 125

60．Which One to Call Back　给哪一个回电话 129

61．Boy,Oh Boy　让人无奈的孩子 132

62．I Can't Let Him Get Away　不能让他跑了 134

63．A Hasty Interruption　匆忙的打断 135

64．It's a Puzzlement　难解的问题 138

65．A Small Surprise　小小的意外 139

66．The Cat and the Saucer　猫与托盘 141

67．Long Life　长生不老 143

68．Diet Tribe　节食族 147

69．Stunning Reply　出色的回答 150

70．Senior Class　年长者阶层 151

71．The Young Man at the Wheel　驾车的小伙子 153

72．What Went Wrong　问题出在哪里 155

73．You Never Cailed　从未来访 156

74．A Vacation Cruise　假日巡航游 158

75．This Way to Request　如是请求 160

76．The Problem of Two Flounders　两个比目鱼问题 162

77．At the Supermarket　在超级市场 165

78．A Preacher's Topic　传教士的讲题 167

79．In the Air　在空中 169

80．Way of Inducing　招客有方 173

81．An Urgent Standby Passenger　紧急待机乘客 175

82．A Man Who Said No　说不的男子 178

83．The Target　靶子 180

84．Day after Day　日复一日 182

85．Post Haste　邮政快递 184

86．Response　回应 188

87．A Coach and His Players　教练与他的队员 189

88．He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches　他把她的椅子降低了6英寸 191

89．The Ability of the Kangaroo　袋鼠的能力 194

90．Dream　梦想 195

91．Bull Wrestler　斗牛士 197

92．Dis-Concerting　尴尬 199

93．A Talk on the Phone　电话交谈 202

94．A Bad Impression　坏印象 204

95．Lose One Pound　减掉一磅 205

96．Older Goats in America　美国老羊 207

97．The Stories Are Still in Them　故事还在里面 209

98．Back Up Two Miles　退后两英里 211

99．Who Was That Man　那男子是谁 214

100．The Advangage of Noise　噪音的优点 216

101．A Gentle Reminder　委婉提醒 218

102．I Understand Him　我懂他的话 220

103．An Exact Number　准确数字 222

104．Violin Lessons　小提琴课 224

105．Which Month Did He Go Away　几月走的 228

106．I'm the Only Driver　唯有我是司机 230

107．Such a Long Dog　如此长的狗 231

108．Where It Should Be Plugged　插在何处 233

109．A Wild Guess　奇猜异想 235

110．Until They're Free　直到免费为止 237

111．To Borrow an Ox　借公牛一用 238

112．Only One Eye to Settle On　一眼看中 240

113．A Short Holiday　短期假日 241

114．A Woman's Answer　妇女的回答 245

115．The Best Salesman in the World　世界上最好的售货员 247

116．A Boy with a Big Head　大头娃娃 251

117．The Choice of Word　选词 252

118．I,You and She　我，你，她 254

119．You May Select　可以选择 256

120．Three Men in a Boat　三人同舟 258

121．A Speeding Motorist　超速的司机 261

122．What Color　什么颜色 262

123．It's Kind of Fitting　理应如此 264

124．Excellent Skills　绝妙的技巧 266

125．Maternal Instinct　母性的本能 268

126．An Excellent Scheme　妙计 270

127．Easy or Not　方便与否 272

128．I Want Her to Go Nuts　我要让她发疯 275

129．An Ad　广告 276

130．Wedding or Not　要不要结婚 278

131．Ways to Report Death　报丧方式 280

132．The Use of a Handsaw　手锯的用处 284

133．A Thank-you Note　一封感谢信 286

134．The Nice Wedding Gift　漂亮的结婚礼物 287

135．Hunting Skills　打猎的技巧 289

136．Bring Me a Glass of Milk　捎杯牛奶 291

137．A Branch Office　分店 293

138．A Holiday from School　休假 294

139．Quick Service　快速服务 297

140．Whose Son Is the Greatest　谁的儿子最伟大 301