英语趣味阅读PDF电子书下载

1.Part-time Job 1

业余工作 1

2.Rubber Gloves 2

橡胶手套 2

3.Keys?Kiss? 3

钥匙还是接吻 3

4.Too Late 4

太迟了 4

5.Who Should Be Given the Gift? 5

礼物该给谁？ 5

6.A Businessman s Idea 6

商人的主意 6

7.Millionaire 7

百万富翁 7

8.Terrorists Threat 8

恐怖分子的恐吓 8

概不外借 9

9.Not to Be Taken Out 9

10.I Don t Know Her 10

我还不认识她 10

11.Doctor s Benefit 11

医生的好处 11

12.4－4＝？ 12

四减四等于几？ 12

13.Haggle 13

还价 13

醉酒 14

14.Drunk 14

15.Screen Saver 15

屏幕保护 16

16.Lightning 17

闪电 17

17.Two Birds 18

两只鸟 18

18.Miss Green Goes on a Diet 19

格林小姐节食 20

鱼网 21

19.The Fish Net 21

20.Cut Hair 22

剪发 22

21.The New Teacher 23

新老师 23

22.A Physics Examination 24

一次物理考试 24

23.Too Much Trouble 25

太麻烦了 25

我不习惯那高度 26

24.I m not Used to the Heights 26

25.It s Just an Ad 27

这就是广告 27

26.A Good Boy 28

好孩子 28

27.The Third Operation 29

第三次手术 30

28.Wedding 31

婚礼 31

父与子 32

29.The Father and His Son 32

药物简史 33

30.A Short History of Medicine 33

31.Boxing and Running 34

拳击和赛跑 34

32.Bring Me The Winner 35

我要赢者 35

33.I Didn t Notice It 36

我没看到它 36

找漏洞 37

34.Looking for Loopholes 37

35.Punishment 38

惩罚 38

36.Can I Still Mow the Lawn 39

我还能除草吗 39

37.Sell Sneakers 40

卖鞋 40

38.Follow the Prescription 41

按处方行事 41

直接从美国来的 42

39.They Are Directly from America 42

40.The Umbrella 43

雨伞 43

41.It s Me All Right 44

就是我 44

42.Elevator 45

电梯 45

43.He Knows the Answer 46

他知道答案 46

行人和斧子 47

44.The Travellers and The Hatchet 47

45.Brave and Brainy 48

勇敢又聪明 48

46.Conduct and Courtesy 49

品德与礼貌 49

47.Delusion 50

幻想 50

48.Are Flies Good to Eat? 51

苍蝇好吃吗？ 51

没地方了 52

49.There s No More Space 52

50.Doctors and Patients 53

医生和病人 53

51.Just Talk 54

只说不干 54

52.Ignorant People Decide My Fate 55

白痴决定我的命运 55

53.Make Friends with Monsters 56

与妖怪交朋友 56

不敢咳嗽 57

54.Afraid of Cough 57

55.Your Voice Surprised me! 58

你的歌声真让我惊讶! 58

56.Whose Profession 59

谁的工作 59

57.The Customer Is Always Right 60

顾客永远是对的 60

58.All Changed 61

都变了 61

那狗为什么看着我吃？ 62

59.Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 62

60.He Can t Read 63

它读不懂 63

61.A Gentle Reminder 64

委婉的提醒 64

62.Three Turtles 65

三只乌龟 65

63.Expensive Price 66

昂贵的代价 66

成功 67

64.Success 67

65.Money Management 68

理财 68

66.Happiness 69

快乐 69

67.Marriage Expectations 70

婚姻期望 70

68.Marriage Decisions 71

走进围城 71

婚姻和将来 72

69.Marriage and Future 72

70.Memories 73

记忆 73

71.Understanding Women 74

了解女人 74

72.Longevity 75

寿命 75

73.Second Language 76

第二语言 76

74.Snake in Class 77

课堂上的蛇 78

75.An Episode in the Train 79

火车趣事 80

76.Who Sent the Flowers? 81

谁送的花？ 82

77.A New Employee 83

新员工 83

78.Lawyer“Speak” 84

律师的“说辞” 85

叉子的妙用 86

79.The Use of a Fork 86

80.If You Were 87

如果你是 87

81.I Don t Think So 88

我不这么认为 88

82.Blonde-Detectives 89

金发侦探 90

83.A Magical Mirror 91

魔镜 91

赢大奖 92

84.To Be a Winner 92

85.Crafty Millionaire 93

狡诈的百万富翁 94

86.Ugly Wife 95

丑妻 95

87.Golden Bar 96

金色酒吧 97

88.Warning 98

警告 99

是我啊 100

89.That s Me! 100

90.He s Moving 101

他在动 101

91.A Blonde s Brain 102

金发女郎的头脑 102

92.Glass Eye 103

玻璃眼球 104

93.Horrible Interview 105

恐怖的面试 106

94.He Understands! 107

他懂了! 108

95.Class,Lass and Ass 109

班级、情人和蠢驴 109

96.The Wrong E-mail 110

阴差阳错的电子邮件 111

97.An Appointment 112

预约 112

98.Three Wishes 113

三个愿望 113

都是诱惑惹的祸 114

99.It is All Temptations Fault 114

100.A Drunk Guy 115

醉汉 115

101.I ve Got Mail 116

我有邮件 116

102.Mistake Her for Snow 117

误认为是雪 117

103.Blonde and Pizza 118

金发女郎和比萨饼 118

抢劫 119

104.Robbery 119

105.Sun Bathing 120

太阳浴 121

106.President s Duty 122

主席的职责 122

107.They All Make Me Look So Ugly 123

它们都让我看起来这么丑 123

108.Two Black Eyes 124

黑眼圈 124

外婆的报复 125

109.Grandma s Revenge 125

定义 126

110.A Definition 126

111.Results 127

研究结果 128

112.Hockey 129

曲棍球 129

113.Get Me a Coffee 130

给我一杯咖啡 131

碎纸机 132

114.Shredder 132

115.How to Interpret Employnent Ads 133

如何解释招聘广告 134

116.Great Writer 135

伟大的作家 135

117.Have You Ever Been Arrested? 136

你曾经被捕过吗？ 136

118.So It Does 137

真的呀 137

119.My Son Is the Best 138

我儿子才是最棒的 139

120.It Is the Pope That Has Arthritis 140

是教皇得了关节炎 141

121.We Want to Know How Tall It Is 142

我们想知道它有多高 142

122.A Duel 143

决斗 143

123.There s No Paper 144

没厕纸 144

愿望 145

124.Wish 145

125.Looking for Jesus 146

寻找耶稣 146

126.Questions of Life 147

人生之问 148

127.Because the Guy Is Sick 149

因为那人病了 149

128.Resistance 150

反抗 150

都不是 151

129.Neither 151

130.Same Opinion 152

观点相同 153

131.Competition 154

竞赛 154

132.Defense 155

辩护 155

133.Show 156

做秀 156

听力 157

134.Hearing 157

135.Is It not About Time Yet 158

还没有时间 158

136.I Finally Caught Her Meaning 159

我终于明白了 160

137.Why didn t You Wait 161

你为何不等 161

138.2～4 Years 162

2～4岁 162

聪明的狗 163

139.A Clever Dog 163

140.Discovery 164

发现 164

141.What for? 165

干嘛？ 165

142.God s Warning 166

上帝的警告 166

143.The Job Interview 167

工作面试 167

借口 168

144.Excuse 168

145.Main Entrance 169

主要入口 169

146.Identification 170

证件 170

147.Women Talk Too Much 171

女人话太多 171

148.Lobster 172

龙虾 172

婚姻透视 173

149.A Lighter Look at Marriage 173

亚当和夏娃 174

150.Adam and Eve 174

151.Before You Get Married 175

在你结婚之前 175

152.Earring 176

耳环 176

153.An Auto Accident 177

交通事故 177

牧师和律师 178

154.Priest and Lawyer 178

155.Christmas Jokes 179

圣诞节的笑话 179

156.Gun and Potato 180

枪和土豆 180

157.Looking for a Diamond Ring 181

找钻戒 181

158.In Prison and at Work 182

在监狱里和工作时 183