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Ⅰ THE CELEBRATED JUMPING FROG OF CALAVERAS COUNTY 1

Ⅱ RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR 9

Ⅲ THE ￡1,000,000 BANK NOTE 16

Ⅳ THE $30,000 BEQUEST 41

Ⅴ A DOG'S TALE 76

Ⅵ WAS IT HEAVEN?OR HELL? 89

Ⅶ A CURE FOR THE BLUES 112

Ⅷ THE ENEMY CONQUERED;OR,LOVE TRIUMPHANT 135

Ⅸ THE CALIFORNIAN'S TALE 186

Ⅹ A HELPLESS SITUATION 195

Ⅺ A TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION 202

Ⅻ EDWARD MILLS AND GEORGE BENTON:A TALE 207

ⅩⅢ THE FIVE BOONS OF LIFE 214

ⅩⅣ THE FIRST WRITING-MACHINES 217

ⅩⅤ ITALIAN WITH GRAMMAR 221

ⅩⅥ A BURLESQUE BIOGRAPHY 230

ⅩⅦ HOW TO TELL A STORY 237

ⅩⅧ THE GOLDEN ARM 242

ⅩⅨ GENERAL WASHINGTON'S NEGRO BODY-SERVANT 244

ⅩⅩ WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE"TWO-YEAR-OLDS" 249

ⅩⅪ AN ENTERTAINING ARTICLE 253

ⅩⅫ A LETTER TO THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY 263

ⅩⅩⅢ AMENDED OBITUARIES 264

ⅩⅩⅣ A MONUMENT TO ADAM 267

ⅩⅩⅤ A HUMANE WORD FROM SATAN 270

ⅩⅩⅥ INTRODUCTION TO"THE NEW GUIDE OF THE CONVERSATION IN PORTUGUESE AND ENGLISH" 272

ⅩⅩⅦ ADVICE TO LITTLE GIRLS 276

ⅩⅩⅧ POST-MORTEM POETRY 278

ⅩⅩⅨ THE DANGER OF LYING IN BED 286

ⅩⅩⅩ DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD? 290

ⅩⅩⅪ EXTRACTS FROM ADAM'S DIARY 304

ⅩⅩⅫ EVE'S DIARY 317