一、校园幽默 1
1．He Knows The Answer 1
2．An Essential Correction 2
3．I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument 3
4．Too Many Crabs 4
5．Class Is Over 5
6．4－4＝？ 6
7．Plagiarism 7
8．Virtue 8
9．Difference 9
10．Flunking Math 10
11．Prepare Yourself 11
12．Alexander The Great 12
13．The Right Leg 13
14．Our Tails 14
15．Good Intentions 15
16．Say Sir 16
17．An Abstract Noun 17
18．I Am My Father 18
19．The Swimmer 19
20．Tow Cows 20
21．Nouns 21
22．An Absolute Zero 22
23．Overcrowded Moon 23
24．Typing 24
25．Homework 25
26．Copying 26
27．Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping 27
28．Oxygen 28
29．Water 29
30．Three Reasons 30
31．A Bad Tooth 31
32．Two Birds 32
33．Fish Net 33
34．"Mixed Doubles" 34
35．I Don't Know 35
36．When Was Rome Built 36
37．The Longest And The Shortest 37
38．A Funny Dialogue 38
39．Patriotism 39
40．Against Expectation 40
41．I'm Waiting For My Secretary 41
42．Real Play 42
43．Warning 43
44．Ground Rules 44
45．All Except The Music 45
46．The Fat Girl's Jealousy 46
47．You Married My Mom 47
48．Arctic Explorer 48
二、家庭幽默 49
49．The Most Horrific Book 49
50．The Same Service 50
51．What Is A Traitor 51
52．Which Woman 52
53．Dying After Lying-in 53
54．Who Is This 54
55．The Result Of A Promise 55
56．Drunk 56
57．The Father And His Son 57
58．Jim's History Examination 58
59．Who Is The Laziest 59
60．I'm All Right 60
61．Jesus's Television 61
62．I Got An A In Math 62
63．Compliment 63
64．To Buy A Video 64
65．I Caught Every Step 65
66．Sharing The Apples 66
67．Thank Goodness 67
68．Conduct And Courtesy 68
69．Comparison 69
70．Thinking Back 70
71．A Way To Identify The Twin 71
72．The Cost Of A Marriage 72
73．Persistence 73
74．S.O.B 74
75．Part-time Job 75
76．Frozen Marble 76
三、夫妻幽默 77
77．The Third One 77
78．I Don't Know Her 78
79．No Chance In The Daytime 79
80．Imitation 80
81．An Old Couple's Quarrel 81
82．Bedtime Prayers 82
83．What Happened Thirty Years Ago 83
84．A White Lie 84
85．Investigation Report 85
86．Do As You Do 86
87．A Never Finished Job 87
88．They've Disappeared 88
89．The Speaker 89
90．A Pledge 90
91．To Patch The Hole 91
92．I'm Accustomed To The High Pitch 92
93．Someday They Will Be On Fire 93
94．Understanding 94
95．An Elderly Couple 95
96．Key To The Success 96
97．Home Economics 97
98．Relative By Marriage 98
99．Who Were The Other Two 99
100．Bring Me A Glass Of Milk 100
101．Ear Short 101
102．Hypnotism 102
103．Things Have Been Okay 103
104．What Are The Two Words 104
105．Children's Faults 105
106．I Have His Ear In My Pocket 106
107．A Family Quarrel 107
108．Praise 108
109．Jealousness 109
110．Nothing New 110
111．Gardening Gloves 111
112．The Perfectionist 112
113．A Good Boy 113
114．Who Is That Woman 114
四、生活幽默 115
115．Only One Eye To Settle On 115
116．Somebody 116
117．A Definition 117
118．We Are Far Apart 118
119．The Same Language 119
120．Is He Better 120
121．I Failed To See You 121
122．I'll See To The Rest 122
123．New Discovery 123
124．Camera 124
125．Nest And Hair 125
126．Midway Tactics 126
127．Patience 127
128．A Trip To Disney 128
129．Twin Lobsters 129
130．I Had Forgotten Who It Was 130
131．My Husband Just Came In 131
132．Prediction 132
133．To Learn French 133
134．Dumas 134
135．You Are Paying For It 135
136．Two Pounds Plums 136
137．I Hope So 137
138．Boxing And Running 138
139．What's Going To Be 139
140．Wood Fire 140
141．I Want Her To Go Nuts 141
142．I Can't Raise It Any Longer 142
143．The Doctor Lives Downstairs 143
144．Present For Girlfriend 144
145．To Bear False Witness 145
146．Twenty Dollars 146
147．Regret 147
148．You Are Not Forgetting My Bill，Are You 148
149．A Birthday Present 149
150．Two Cross Eyed Men 150
151．Charge More 151
152．Blind Date 152
153．Today It Is Worse 153
154．Excited Remarks 154
155．Early Shopper 155
156．A Smart Housewife 156
157．Wedding 157
158．An Interview 158
159．A New Drug 159
160．Raccoons 160
161．Hospitality 161
162．This Is My Seat 162
163．The Mean Man's Party 163
164．Cat And Mice 164
165．Answer According To The Facts 165
166．That Would Be Much Worse 166